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    More: Cool, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Chocolate, Types of chocolate, Candy, pair of Taylor Swift tickets, bar of fancy chocolate, Instagram posts, Confectionery  
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2628 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 02 Dec 2022 at 2:50 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-02 1:56:41 AM  
*facepalms*

No wonder we can't get good things in this county.
 
2022-12-02 1:57:53 AM  
FTFA: You've reached your free article limit.

Wow, it would seem their free article limit is zero.
 
2022-12-02 2:12:11 AM  

Ghastly: FTFA: You've reached your free article limit.

Wow, it would seem their free article limit is zero.


The Fixx - Saved By Zero
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Trust me, you're lucky
 
2022-12-02 3:04:28 AM  
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2022-12-02 3:14:27 AM  
♫Let me start by saying we've grafted only the finest of
Inserted the most high-tech
State of the art with brain charted from authentic
True-to-human emotions and trained to be domestic
Made from the most easily available materials and, uh, loosely inspected
Guaranteed to revolutionize
Perfectly realistic and even somewhat institutionally respected
Robotic boyfriend

"Fuel sources are at a slight risk of mixing
With the crispy plutonium center
Of your automated new spouse and then dripping
Possibly leading to the unpredicted stimulation of its artificial emotion circuits
And in a few unsubstantiated clinical trials
This condition has led to simulated feelings of resentment and worthlessness
Manifested in the highly unlikely but still possible act
Of physical aggression towards you and your loved ones fleshy surfaces"
 
2022-12-02 3:57:51 AM  

tembaarmswide: [Fark user image image 850x993]


There should be chocolate edibles called "No, it's Becky."
 
2022-12-02 4:10:41 AM  

The_Sponge: tembaarmswide: [Fark user image image 850x993]

There should be chocolate edibles called "No, it's Becky."


Trying Lithuanian Pus*y Flavored Chips | Lowering The Bar - YouTube
 
2022-12-02 4:20:11 AM  
I'm certain her coffee is cold soon as it hits her lips.
 
2022-12-02 5:06:16 AM  

LewDux: The_Sponge: tembaarmswide: [Fark user image image 850x993]

There should be chocolate edibles called "No, it's Becky."

Trying Lithuanian Pus*y Flavored Chips | Lowering The Bar - YouTube


LOL!  Wow...thanks for sharing that.
 
2022-12-02 5:07:27 AM  
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"But Daddy, I want Taylor Swift tickets NOW!!!!"
 
2022-12-02 5:42:57 AM  
Soooooo these Jersey scumbags are literally getting publicity and making money off of Tay-Tays name and image.
 
2022-12-02 6:07:24 AM  

tembaarmswide: [Fark user image 850x993]


Why is the dude in focus.
 
2022-12-02 6:20:34 AM  

The_Sponge: LewDux: The_Sponge: tembaarmswide: [Fark user image image 850x993]

There should be chocolate edibles called "No, it's Becky."

Trying Lithuanian Pus*y Flavored Chips | Lowering The Bar - YouTube

LOL!  Wow...thanks for sharing that.


As response to accusations or sexism they are now rolling out penis flavored chips. You probably can vote for package design here Balsavimas (chazzchips.com)
 
2022-12-02 6:37:17 AM  
Great marketing strategy
 
2022-12-02 6:37:50 AM  

LewDux: The_Sponge: LewDux: The_Sponge: tembaarmswide: [Fark user image image 850x993]

There should be chocolate edibles called "No, it's Becky."

Trying Lithuanian Pus*y Flavored Chips | Lowering The Bar - YouTube

LOL!  Wow...thanks for sharing that.

As response to accusations or sexism they are now rolling out penis flavored chips. You probably can vote for package design here Balsavimas (chazzchips.com)


I LOL'd.  What a crazy world we live in.
 
2022-12-02 6:56:46 AM  

puffy999: tembaarmswide: [Fark user image 850x993]

Why is the dude in focus.


He didn't inject any marijuana.
 
2022-12-02 7:24:45 AM  
Bar 32, a chocolatier and bar out of Atlantic City, are raffling off a pair of Taylor Swift tickets.

uhh, are there two Bar 32s? Also, if its a drinking establishment how is it out of the city where it is located?
 
2022-12-02 9:13:40 AM  

puffy999: tembaarmswide: [Fark user image 850x993]

Why is the dude in focus.


My guess: Most likely automatic focus, next most likely is the photographer was a paparazzi who didn't have much time to adjust their focus.
 
2022-12-02 9:24:12 AM  
 
2022-12-02 9:35:49 AM  
Bar 32, a chocolatier and bar out of Atlantic City, is raffling off a pair of Taylor Swift tickets. The entry fee? One $10 bar of fancy chocolate.

10 bucks for a chocolate bar? Insert obligatory knee-jerk Fark rant about how theater candy is way too expensive and I never buy it and can't you people last two hours without cramming junk food in your faces?
 
2022-12-02 10:08:37 AM  
I'm not gonna lie, I'd listen to her do a cover of "World of Pure Imagination."
 
2022-12-02 10:20:26 AM  
Laws Broken: Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
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...and so has becky....
 
2022-12-02 10:34:03 AM  

puffy999: tembaarmswide: [Fark user image 850x993]

Why is the dude in focus.


1-handed photography?
 
2022-12-02 11:02:50 AM  

Bslim: Soooooo these Jersey scumbags are literally getting publicity and making money off of Tay-Tays name and image.


Is the local car dealership "making money off of" Sony by raffling off a PS5 to people who test drive their cars?

Of course this chocolate thing is for publicity, but they're still promoting Taylor's concert by nature of the contest.
 
2022-12-02 11:10:43 AM  

LewDux: The_Sponge: LewDux: The_Sponge: tembaarmswide: [Fark user image image 850x993]

There should be chocolate edibles called "No, it's Becky."

Trying Lithuanian Pus*y Flavored Chips | Lowering The Bar - YouTube

LOL!  Wow...thanks for sharing that.

As response to accusations or sexism they are now rolling out penis flavored chips. You probably can vote for package design here Balsavimas (chazzchips.com)


That's so stupid - if you have decent personal hygiene there's no reason a penis should taste like anything other than skin.

A healthy vagina, on the other hand, has significantly more going on with it.
 
2022-12-02 11:12:41 AM  
If Taylor Swift's albums were photo albums of her, I'd buy them.

But since they aren't, I don't.
 
2022-12-02 12:57:10 PM  

Fireproof: puffy999: tembaarmswide: [Fark user image 850x993]

Why is the dude in focus.

My guess: Most likely automatic focus, next most likely is the photographer was a paparazzi who didn't have much time to adjust their focus.


Bold assertion
 
2022-12-02 2:50:02 PM  

puffy999: tembaarmswide: [Fark user image 850x993]

Why is the dude in focus.


Because he is the only thing with a soul in that picture.
 
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