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(ESPN)   After all the Group E excitement yesterday, this might be a relatively straightforward last day of World Cup Group Stage, but we thought that yesterday before those games too.. Groups H at 10 AM ET, G at 2 PM. Stay sports entertained my friends   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-12-01 11:09:48 PM  
Go *not* Brazil (Camaroon) and go *not* Portugal (Worst Korea)!!! Go Team Chaos!! BWAAAAAHHH HAAAHAAAhaa
 
2022-12-02 9:34:09 AM  
 
2022-12-02 9:37:34 AM  
Go Ghana! Go Worst Korea! Go Cameroon!
 
2022-12-02 9:42:45 AM  
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and a passion for graphic design as well...
 
2022-12-02 9:44:02 AM  
"this isn't a good american midfield, it's a great american midfield that happens to be american"

shut up alexi
 
2022-12-02 9:45:50 AM  
Uruguay has named Suarez the captain for today's match against Ghana. That's certainly a choice.
 
2022-12-02 9:47:52 AM  
Portugal sending in a bunch of reserves alongside Cristiano Ronaldo.
I'm betting they were given proper training on how NOT to steal any more of his majesty's goals.
 
2022-12-02 9:54:28 AM  
Gotta root for Ghana to get some revenge against Suarez.
 
2022-12-02 9:54:29 AM  

Cajnik: I'm sure Swiss (with their Albanian players) vs Serbia will be a calm affair.


I'm taking any 4:1 or better odds on an actual fight taking place in the field.
 
2022-12-02 9:57:43 AM  

RminusQ: Uruguay has named Suarez the captain for today's match against Ghana. That's certainly a choice.


let that sink (your teeth) in
 
2022-12-02 9:59:31 AM  
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2022-12-02 10:04:46 AM  
Wow that was a terrible dive
 
2022-12-02 10:05:57 AM  
The press has been trying to push stories of Ghana seeking revenge for what happened the last time they played Uruguay, and the Ghanaians are not rising to it.

Suarez was asked if he was sorry for the handball save off the line he did from which Ghana then missed the penalty. He said "no, I wasn't the one who missed the penalty. If they score it, there's no story today is there?"
 
2022-12-02 10:06:34 AM  
So they only choices for both URU and KOR is to win their respective matches. And for URU that might even be not enough due to GD disadvantage.
 
2022-12-02 10:07:04 AM  
Not the start a lot of us wanted.
Horta gets on the end of the cut back pass to give Portugal the lead.
0-1
 
2022-12-02 10:07:11 AM  

Cajnik: I'm sure Swiss (with their Albanian players) vs Serbia will be a calm affair.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/dec/02/switzerland-and-serbia-feel-the-weight-of-history-before-high-stakes-clash


if we'e going to get any more red cards in the group stages, that's the game they'll be in.

There's real venom in that one that had uefa grimacing from the moment the draw was made.
 
2022-12-02 10:08:36 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Not the start a lot of us wanted.
Horta gets on the end of the cut back pass to give Portugal the lead.
0-1


Did they score already?? hold it for few seconds!! I'm still trying to get to the stream!!
 
2022-12-02 10:08:47 AM  
I had a hard time choosing a game. Went with the Uruguay one.
 
2022-12-02 10:09:06 AM  
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2022-12-02 10:09:53 AM  

neaorin: I'm betting they were given proper training on how NOT to steal any more of his majesty's goals.


Ricardo Horta missed the memo. 1-0 Portugal
 
2022-12-02 10:11:07 AM  

kbronsito: I had a hard time choosing a game. Went with the Uruguay one.


feels like that's the one that will have the most edge to it.
 
2022-12-02 10:11:58 AM  
The URU players are going down faster than my ex wife...    I mean, they get breathed on and it's a rolling screamfest.   

(Goes to get popcorn)
 
2022-12-02 10:13:48 AM  
I'm still shocked the US didn't get drawn into this group. Although a US referee worked the Portugal/Ghana game.
 
2022-12-02 10:14:31 AM  

Cyrene Valantion: The press has been trying to push stories of Ghana seeking revenge for what happened the last time they played Uruguay, and the Ghanaians are not rising to it.

Suarez was asked if he was sorry for the handball save off the line he did from which Ghana then missed the penalty. He said "no, I wasn't the one who missed the penalty. If they score it, there's no story today is there?"



So if you cheat and lose, you're not really a cheater.   He should run for office after he moves to Florida.
 
2022-12-02 10:15:56 AM  
Ohhhhhh, good chance for Ghana
 
2022-12-02 10:16:41 AM  
VAR check for possible Ghana penalty against Uruguay.
 
2022-12-02 10:17:07 AM  
The offside player didn't do anything and didn't draw the keeper's attention. I wouldn't be surprised if they get a penalty out of this.
 
2022-12-02 10:17:36 AM  
review time
 
2022-12-02 10:18:05 AM  
Keeper got none of the ball, both of the legs.
 
2022-12-02 10:18:17 AM  
Ghana striker was looking to get fouled there.
 
2022-12-02 10:18:24 AM  

macadamnut: Cyrene Valantion: The press has been trying to push stories of Ghana seeking revenge for what happened the last time they played Uruguay, and the Ghanaians are not rising to it.

Suarez was asked if he was sorry for the handball save off the line he did from which Ghana then missed the penalty. He said "no, I wasn't the one who missed the penalty. If they score it, there's no story today is there?"


So if you cheat and lose, you're not really a cheater.   He should run for office after he moves to Florida.


He didn't cheat, he got punished for what he did. He broke rules, the punishment, including the penalty kick, was given. If you want to give soccer referees (now that we have robot balls) the power to call basketball style goaltending, that's a different debate.

/Suarez had already bit somebody in I wanna say the Netherlands, before that World Cup
//nevermind the Liverpool/Italy fiasco four years later

AND PENALTY
 
2022-12-02 10:18:36 AM  
PENALTY
 
2022-12-02 10:18:41 AM  
Sweet, put it in the back of the net.
 
2022-12-02 10:18:49 AM  
Pen it is. Suarez close to talking himself into a booking.

Ghanaians have formed a ring around the penalty spot to stop any Uruguayans from scuffing it.
 
2022-12-02 10:19:08 AM  

RminusQ: The offside player didn't do anything and didn't draw the keeper's attention. I wouldn't be surprised if they get a penalty out of this.


the ball went through his legs
 
2022-12-02 10:19:12 AM  
They should have Suarez in goal for it, he's good with his hands.
 
2022-12-02 10:19:25 AM  
Darwin *does* talk himself into a booking.
 
2022-12-02 10:19:52 AM  
I like Ghana, they've been incredibly entertaining this tournament, but that is a bullshiat penalty. The keeper is in the six-yard box, and does not impede the player -- they've already lost the chance. Also the play is already offside.
 
2022-12-02 10:19:53 AM  
only a yellow fro a kick
 
2022-12-02 10:20:46 AM  
UGH
 
2022-12-02 10:20:50 AM  
piss poor bullshiat try
 
2022-12-02 10:20:50 AM  
That was a dreadful penalty, completely telegraphed where he was going to put it, and had nowhere near enough power.
 
2022-12-02 10:21:02 AM  
SAVE
 
2022-12-02 10:21:03 AM  
You Ghana have to learn how to take a penalty at some point.
 
2022-12-02 10:21:06 AM  

Zagloba: I like Ghana, they've been incredibly entertaining this tournament, but that is a bullshiat penalty. The keeper is in the six-yard box, and does not impede the player -- they've already lost the chance. Also the play is already offside.


Ball don't lie
 
2022-12-02 10:21:26 AM  
"Tottenham is your team, I believe."

[after a short pause and with an unmistakeable tone of resignation] "It is."
 
2022-12-02 10:21:41 AM  
That was awful, got waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too cute
 
2022-12-02 10:21:43 AM  
Wow that was terrible
 
2022-12-02 10:21:59 AM  
YOU FARKING IDIOT.
 
2022-12-02 10:22:03 AM  
Uruguay players are masters of the mind games side of things, they're going to be needling the Ghanaians about that miss all game now.
 
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