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6117 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 02 Dec 2022 at 1:05 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-01 8:32:10 PM  
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2022-12-01 8:51:22 PM  
Damn that is gorgeous.
 
2022-12-01 8:56:47 PM  
I look forward to him trying to fark over all his European employees who have actual rights
 
2022-12-01 9:01:11 PM  
By December 7th.
After that lawsuits start falling.
 
2022-12-01 9:04:53 PM  
Chief Twit.  Love it.

Does Twitter still have a legal department?
 
2022-12-01 9:05:30 PM  
Dude bought a message board.
And it's telling him to GTFO
 
2022-12-01 9:13:18 PM  

RolandTGunner: By December 7th.
After that lawsuits start falling.


Like a beautiful December snow!
 
2022-12-01 9:16:05 PM  

WickerNipple: Chief Twit.  Love it.

Does Twitter still have a legal department?


Apparently it has an "acting general counsel", although after he tries to talk some sense into Elmo over this, I suspect he may not be acting for much longer.
 
2022-12-01 9:17:05 PM  

vudukungfu: Dude bought a message board.
And it's telling him to GTFO


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2022-12-01 9:18:40 PM  
Musk will "Trump" his way through this, avoid severance, and skate, with impunity. Rich people get to do what they want.
 
2022-12-01 9:22:01 PM  
How long until Elon NOPES out, leaving his backers to clean up the mess Twitter has become?

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2022-12-01 9:22:04 PM  
I read that in Lester Burnam's voice where he tells Brad just how much legal trouble the company is in in American Beauty.
 
2022-12-01 9:26:26 PM  
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2022-12-01 9:31:59 PM  
That's a damned fine demand letter.  Someone is going to start using this as an example in a trial practice class in law school.
 
2022-12-01 9:35:28 PM  
I like the "Do what's right and we get nothing. Make us actually work and we'll bore a tunnel through your asshole."
 
2022-12-01 9:36:04 PM  

Badmoodman: Musk will "Trump" his way through this, avoid severance, and skate, with impunity. Rich people get to do what they want.


Difficulty: his shenanigans have caused other rich people to lose money.

More difficulty: some of the rich people who lost money because of his shenanigans are members of the Saudi royal family -- a group of people known for settling legal disputes through means other than the US courts system.
 
2022-12-01 9:36:26 PM  
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Nice
 
2022-12-01 9:36:39 PM  
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Oh, that'll be a fun time.
 
2022-12-01 9:42:05 PM  
Now there's a lawyer who is clearly enjoying their job.
 
2022-12-01 9:44:20 PM  
I'm sure Elon won't have advertiser issues any lon-

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2022-12-01 9:47:02 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x555]


I don't understand the connection between the plain, empty baby bottle and the overly ornate medieval buttplug
 
2022-12-01 9:51:24 PM  

Somacandra: I read that in Lester Burnam's voice where he tells Brad just how much legal trouble the company is in in American Beauty.


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2022-12-01 9:55:18 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I'm sure Elon won't have advertiser issues any lon-

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What the sh*t
 
2022-12-01 9:55:34 PM  
Christ call the burn unit.

That was truly nuking the site from orbit.
 
2022-12-01 9:57:09 PM  
I love watching (reading) a professional at work.

Kick his ass!
 
2022-12-01 9:59:29 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I'm sure Elon won't have advertiser issues any lon-

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What the actual Fark.
 
2022-12-01 10:01:42 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I love watching (reading) a professional at work.

Kick his ass!


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2022-12-01 10:18:31 PM  
You love to see it
 
2022-12-01 10:20:32 PM  

Notabunny: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x555]

I don't understand the connection between the plain, empty baby bottle and the overly ornate medieval buttplug


It's not a baby bottle, it's a jar.

/not pictured: anime girl Nendoroid, radiator
 
2022-12-01 11:53:08 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I'm sure Elon won't have advertiser issues any lon-

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Da fark is that?
 
2022-12-01 11:55:34 PM  

Badmoodman: Musk will "Trump" his way through this, avoid severance, and skate, with impunity. Rich people get to do what they want.


F*ck You money is nice. But what Elon's got is F*ck Me money. He can waste BILLIONS just to make other people's lives difficult.

Look at Twitter. He has 0 interest in running this multi-billion dollar company profitably like a real ceo or even a lesser billionaire would.  He can write the whole thing off as a lark.
 
2022-12-02 12:03:59 AM  

Somacandra: scottydoesntknow: I'm sure Elon won't have advertiser issues any lon-

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Da fark is that?


More Ye antisemitism. Which Elon actually deleted. But not before Ye posted screenshots of Elon's texts to him saying Ye was being a bad boy and then posted this (before Elon also deleted).

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Now he's in a 12-hour timeout. A whole 12 hours.
 
2022-12-02 12:25:48 AM  
Does nobody know the word "arbiter" any more?
 
2022-12-02 12:31:55 AM  

Jesus McSordid: Does nobody know the word "arbiter" any more?


It's a character voiced by Keith David, duh.
 
2022-12-02 12:32:07 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Somacandra: scottydoesntknow: I'm sure Elon won't have advertiser issues any lon-

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Da fark is that?

More Ye antisemitism. Which Elon actually deleted. But not before Ye posted screenshots of Elon's texts to him saying Ye was being a bad boy and then posted this (before Elon also deleted).

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Now he's in a 12-hour timeout. A whole 12 hours.


The guy getting sprayed is Elon? He should really be wearing a shirt and maybe not skip arm day. Yes, I body shamed him as I lie on my couch eating twinkies.
 
2022-12-02 1:12:29 AM  
"Aw, severence isn't for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea."

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2022-12-02 1:12:32 AM  

Somacandra: I read that in Lester Burnam's voice where he tells Brad just how much legal trouble the company is in in American Beauty.


Hey what now
 
2022-12-02 1:12:33 AM  

Bootleg: Jesus McSordid: Does nobody know the word "arbiter" any more?

It's a character voiced by Keith David, duh.


He's on the case and can't be fooled? Any objection Is overruled?
 
2022-12-02 1:14:36 AM  
Looking forward to where this goes
 
2022-12-02 1:15:10 AM  

Jesus McSordid: Does nobody know the word "arbiter" any more?


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2022-12-02 1:15:41 AM  

Somacandra: scottydoesntknow: I'm sure Elon won't have advertiser issues any lon-

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Da fark is that?


...a symbol from the raelian UFO cult.

But I doubt Kanye knew that when he posted it getting his account suspended again.
 
2022-12-02 1:17:37 AM  

Jesus McSordid: Does nobody know the word "arbiter" any more?


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2022-12-02 1:19:42 AM  

King Something: Badmoodman: Musk will "Trump" his way through this, avoid severance, and skate, with impunity. Rich people get to do what they want.

Difficulty: his shenanigans have caused other rich people to lose money.

More difficulty: some of the rich people who lost money because of his shenanigans are members of the Saudi royal family -- a group of people known for settling legal disputes through means other than the US courts system.


Wild Card: as much as normal folk hate Twitter for it hate stoking, circle jerking, naval gazing, facists hate it even MORE when the little people they oppress get to talk.

I'm sure Saudi think it's a bargain to collapse a system that will take a few years to find a new home for the disenfranchised.
 
2022-12-02 1:21:42 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Jesus McSordid: Does nobody know the word "arbiter" any more?

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You must construct additional pylons.
 
2022-12-02 1:23:44 AM  
Reading that was the most fun I've had all day!
 
2022-12-02 1:24:19 AM  

WickerNipple: Chief Twit.  Love it.

Does Twitter still have a legal department?


"Acting General Counsel", so probably not
 
2022-12-02 1:27:12 AM  

scottydoesntknow: I'm sure Elon won't have advertiser issues any lon-

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Holy fark. That was the emblem of the Jewish units in th Wehrmacht
 
2022-12-02 1:30:43 AM  
Haha. A class action waiver only works so long as you're not intentionally doing shiat that has the effect of creating a farkton of individual causes of action.

/dumbass
 
2022-12-02 1:31:09 AM  

Badmoodman: Musk will "Trump" his way through this, avoid severance, and skate, with impunity. Rich people get to do what they want.


Yeah, unfortunately I expect Musk's response will be to tie it up in court forever, just for spite.

\the fact that pieces of shiat like Musk and Trump can become absurdly wealthy should dissuade anyone from the so-called benefits of capitalism, but unfortunately people are easily fooled.
 
2022-12-02 1:33:54 AM  

no1curr: scottydoesntknow: I'm sure Elon won't have advertiser issues any lon-

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What the sh*t


Dude's going all-in on antisemitism. Which is fine with Musk.
 
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