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2022-12-01 7:26:49 PM  
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2022-12-01 7:42:44 PM  
Maybe they will have burned the party all the way to the ground by then.
 
2022-12-01 7:47:42 PM  
Might as well have asked:

Larry
Moe
Curly

No, wait, those three choices are all better.
 
2022-12-01 7:48:47 PM  
Someone insane?
 
2022-12-01 7:50:26 PM  

Badmoodman: Might as well have asked:

Larry
Moe
Curly

No, wait, those three choices are all better.


unlikely. All the original stooges are jewish.
 
2022-12-01 7:51:11 PM  

Badmoodman: Might as well have asked:

Larry
Moe
Curly

No, wait, those three choices are all better.


And it wouldn't be any of them anyway, as they were all Jewish.


/Kanye, who is Black, also won't get the nomination, despite the context and content of his appearance on Alex Jones' show earlier today
 
2022-12-01 7:51:33 PM  

Albert911emt: Someone insane?


As opposed to the stable geniuses listed in the tweet?
 
2022-12-01 7:57:50 PM  
Sounds like the start of a joke
 
2022-12-01 8:21:04 PM  

Badmoodman: Might as well have asked:

Larry
Moe
Curly

No, wait, those three choices are all better.


Republican Convention floor fight
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2022-12-01 8:36:46 PM  
A RWNJ co-worker assures me RD is gonna sit pretty in his gov mansion and rule FL with his overwhelming win. I can see him waiting it out until 28. He can either take on Biden's legacy (which he'll be a leading voice in trashing the whole time) or become the DT47 follow up.
However he's an opportunist and a spiteful little turd, so I see him waiting as late as possible before his mind is really made. If (cuz if!) DT gets charged (and no criminal trial conclusion or legal determination of ineligibility to hold office will possibly happen before '24), he can step in anytime to be the savior of the party.
 
2022-12-01 9:06:59 PM  

Badmoodman: Might as well have asked:

Larry
Moe
Curly

No, wait, those three choices are all better.


Shemp, 2024!
 
2022-12-01 9:16:34 PM  
It amuses me that all the prominent Republicans are so laughable. It terrifies me that any one of them actually has a chance. I still remember how hard I laughed when Trump came down that escalator.
 
2022-12-01 9:21:28 PM  
Who will be 2024 Republican Presidential Nominee?

A white supremacist
A white supremacist
A Nazi
 
2022-12-01 10:11:16 PM  

Badmoodman: Might as well have asked:

Larry
Moe
Curly

No, wait, those three choices are all better.


Shemp.
 
2022-12-01 10:14:47 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: Badmoodman: Might as well have asked:

Larry
Moe
Curly

No, wait, those three choices are all better.

Shemp.


Still better
 
2022-12-01 10:22:16 PM  
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2022-12-01 10:30:18 PM  

dammit just give me a login: A RWNJ co-worker assures me RD is gonna sit pretty in his gov mansion and rule FL with his overwhelming win. I can see him waiting it out until 28. He can either take on Biden's legacy (which he'll be a leading voice in trashing the whole time) or become the DT47 follow up.
However he's an opportunist and a spiteful little turd, so I see him waiting as late as possible before his mind is really made. If (cuz if!) DT gets charged (and no criminal trial conclusion or legal determination of ineligibility to hold office will possibly happen before '24), he can step in anytime to be the savior of the party.


I fully expect DeSantis to be the nominee in 2024. The Murdoch media empire has already begun to push the idea so the GOP base will eventually fully support him as though TFG never happened.
 
2022-12-01 11:17:15 PM  
This is a no-brainer. We should encourage a movement to get in behind Ye as candidate. Would be worth it just to see Donald's explosions.

But seriously, we should work to encourage extremist GOP candidates, just as we should encourage MAGA land to start a new party if Trump is spurned as GOP nominee.

"We love stupid people!"
 
2022-12-01 11:52:31 PM  

aleister_greynight: Maybe they will have burned the party all the way to the ground by then.


Unfortunately, that's the one scenario where the Republicans would put country before party.
 
2022-12-01 11:54:49 PM  
What about Elon Musk?
 
2022-12-01 11:55:06 PM  
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2022-12-01 11:55:29 PM  
Remember the days when voting for Turd Sandwich was a joke?
*cries*
 
2022-12-01 11:57:07 PM  
Hmm? This is clearly what the republicans are aged it's good Kanye has shown everyone.  Enjoy your Nominee trumpers,you get what you deserve.

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2022-12-01 11:57:16 PM  

OldRod: Badmoodman: Might as well have asked:

Larry
Moe
Curly

No, wait, those three choices are all better.

Shemp, 2024!


Curly Joe

*shudder*
 
2022-12-01 11:58:09 PM  
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The GQP couldn't be presenting themselves as any worse of a party than they are doing right now.

Keep it up. A 67% Democratic majority in both chambers and the Presidency sounds just fine to me.
 
2022-12-01 11:58:21 PM  
We had our chance with the late Coolio and his milf-y porn star running mate.
 
2022-12-02 12:00:36 AM  
So many good choices among so many qualified candidates. It's going to be tough to choose just one.
 
2022-12-02 12:04:09 AM  
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2022-12-02 12:04:18 AM  

Albert911emt: Someone insane?


White supremacy isn't a mental illness.
 
2022-12-02 12:06:19 AM  
Beets
Bears
Battlestar Galactica

/ Borrowed from The Office / AOC's response to the Kanye. Elon. Trump tweet.
 
2022-12-02 12:07:22 AM  
D: All are dropped from a helicopter into a raging tire fire on live TV.
 
2022-12-02 12:11:36 AM  
I was going to type how if Kanye West got a single vote at the convention, it would forever ruin any credibility of the Republican Party.  Then I remembered the Republican party nominated Donald Trump twice.
 
2022-12-02 12:12:01 AM  

C18H27NO3: D: All are dropped from a helicopter into a raging tire fire on live TV.


As god as my witness I thought Republicans could fly.
 
2022-12-02 12:14:45 AM  

DoctorCal: OldRod: Badmoodman: Might as well have asked:

Larry
Moe
Curly

No, wait, those three choices are all better.

Shemp, 2024!

Curly Joe

*shudder*


Joe Besser, the anti-stooge

Curly Joe at least tried.
 
2022-12-02 12:15:18 AM  

JudgeSmails: Hmm? This is clearly what the republicans are aged it's good Kanye has shown everyone.  Enjoy your Nominee trumpers,you get what you deserve.

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Oh that's gross. I rarely have that visceral a reaction to an image that isn't a hurt person or animal.
 
2022-12-02 12:15:25 AM  
DeSantis is going to have to up his porn star or big booty influencer cred if he wants to compete with that group.
 
2022-12-02 12:19:03 AM  

DoctorWhat: JudgeSmails: Hmm? This is clearly what the republicans are aged it's good Kanye has shown everyone.  Enjoy your Nominee trumpers,you get what you deserve.

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Oh that's gross. I rarely have that visceral a reaction to an image that isn't a hurt person or animal.


it is disgusting but that's where the republicans have been living for quite a while now so it's not a surprise really.
 
2022-12-02 12:27:09 AM  
Notice how the way this poll is framed, DeathSentence looks like the "reasonable" choice.

Why, between the Hitler-lover and the guy who fomented a violent insurrection, DeSantis looks like Lincoln!
 
2022-12-02 12:28:35 AM  

Albert911emt: Someone insane?


The guy who can put his racism in the best selling package
 
2022-12-02 12:28:38 AM  

Corn_Fed: Notice how the way this poll is framed, DeathSentence looks like the "reasonable" choice.

Why, between the Hitler-lover and the guy who fomented a violent insurrection, DeSantis looks like Lincoln!


Goldilocks. Good catch.
 
2022-12-02 12:28:41 AM  
Ye is bipolar, and clearly isn't properly medicated at this moment, so he would be a threat to national security. And, like tfg**, has no experience whatsoever for the job. He also hasn't launched a campaign as of yet.

tfg** knows a good grift when he sees one, and wouldn't mind simply campaigning for the rest of his life. He has no discernible platform and failed to perform the duties of the office; he just wants to raise and steal funds, avoid prosecution, and get back at his enemies.

desantis is a despicable human being that might win the nomination by default.

If these are the frontrunners, this party should strongly consider folding for the good of the republic.

/who am I kidding?
 
2022-12-02 12:31:01 AM  

DoctorCal: OldRod: Badmoodman: Might as well have asked:

Larry
Moe
Curly

No, wait, those three choices are all better.

Shemp, 2024!

Curly Joe

*shudder*


You know a show has jumped the shark when they bring in a new character. 
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2022-12-02 12:33:13 AM  
It won't be Ye.

...because he's black. Being "one of the good ones" in the eyes of Republicans isn't enough for him to get the nomination.
 
2022-12-02 12:33:41 AM  

guilt by association: We had our chance with the late Coolio and his milf-y porn star running mate.


There is another. The kids are calling it Polipimpin'
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2022-12-02 12:36:03 AM  

fragMasterFlash: DeSantis is going to have to up his porn star or big booty influencer cred if he wants to compete with that group.


Well, DeathSentence does have child molester cred
 
2022-12-02 12:38:58 AM  

C18H27NO3: D: All are dropped from a helicopter into a raging tire fire on live TV.


As God as my witness, I thought turkeys Republicans could fly!
 
2022-12-02 12:39:57 AM  

Mad_Radhu: C18H27NO3: D: All are dropped from a helicopter into a raging tire fire on live TV.

As god as my witness I thought Republicans could fly.


That'll learn me to read the comments first.

/shakes tiny fist...
 
2022-12-02 12:40:45 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Albert911emt: Someone insane?

The guy who can put his racism in the best selling package


I can't believe they haven't made this into a movie. TFG reminded me of him. I heard rumors years ago that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was gonna do it but...Anyway, I see a Tender Branson in their future.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_(Palahniuk_novel)#Plot_overview
 
2022-12-02 12:43:09 AM  
They unhooked all the garbage crushers at work as part of some zero waste initiative, but they didn't bother to tell the janitorial company, so garbage has just been overflowing it and not being picked up.

This is how Idiocracy started.
 
2022-12-02 12:50:58 AM  
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