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(Twitter)   Sweep the leg, Johnny. Put him in a doggie bag   (twitter.com) divider line
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1161 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 02 Dec 2022 at 1:50 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-01 7:00:57 PM  
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2022-12-01 9:14:27 PM  
Laugh, but I had a dog trained to sweep.
Lock on forelegs, whip it around. And God help you when she clipped the backs of your knees. She did it to one disbeliever on ice one day. Poor bastard. I miss that dog.
She had a Niagara recliner and her own bedroom and bed.
Treated her like a queen.
RIP, girl.
 
2022-12-01 10:28:49 PM  

vudukungfu: Laugh, but I had a dog trained to sweep.
Lock on forelegs, whip it around. And God help you when she clipped the backs of your knees. She did it to one disbeliever on ice one day. Poor bastard. I miss that dog.
She had a Niagara recliner and her own bedroom and bed.
Treated her like a queen.
RIP, girl.


Friend of mine growing up had a huge English bulldog appropriately named Winston. He would hit you in the knees and knock you on your ass, then slobber all over you. They would take him to the lake and had to put a life jacket on him or he would sink like a stone.
/that good boy deserves sushi
 
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