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2022-12-01 5:40:22 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-12-01 5:41:42 PM  
Good.
 
2022-12-01 5:44:56 PM  
He argues that a court￾mandated special master review process is necessary because the government's Privilege Review Team protocols were inadequate, because various seized documents are protected by executive or attorney-client privilege, because he could have declassified documents or designated them as personal rather than presidential records, and-if all that fails-because the government's appeal was procedurally deficient. The government disagrees with each contention.

Damn, I'm not even past the 1st page and that's already glorious.
 
2022-12-01 5:48:10 PM  
Two Trump appointees and a GWB appointee. Lulz.
 
2022-12-01 5:48:31 PM  
BUUUAAHAHAHAHAAAAA ALL THIS CONTINUAL WINNING IS KILLING ME!!!
 
2022-12-01 5:50:02 PM  
Plaintiff did not assert claims of privilege or declassification in response to the subpoena. But he did seek more time to produce the requested documents, and the government eventually extended the compliance deadline to June 7, 2022. A few days before the deadline was set to expire, Plaintiff's representatives produced an envelope wrapped in tape, which was consistent with an effort to comply with handling procedures for classified documents. Warrant Affidavit 58, 60. It contained thirty-eight classified documents, seventeen of which were marked top secret. Id. A declaration accompanying the documents certified that a "diligent search was conducted" of the boxes moved from the White House and that "[a]ny and all responsive documents" had now been produced.

Even so, the FBI developed more evidence that other classified documents remained at Mar-a-Lago.
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Despite the certification from Plaintiff that "[a]ny and all" documents bearing classification markings had been produced, fifteen of the thirty-three seized boxes, containers, or groups of papers contained documents with classification markings, including three such documents found in desks in Plaintiff's office. All told, the search uncovered over one hundred documents marked confidential, secret, or top secret.


Ooooof, that's gonna be bad.
 
2022-12-01 5:50:49 PM  
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All the stall tactics have run out folks. Things aren't going to happen all at once, and some stuff will take years, but shiat is, in fact, going to happen.
 
2022-12-01 5:52:08 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Plaintiff did not assert claims of privilege or declassification in response to the subpoena. But he did seek more time to produce the requested documents, and the government eventually extended the compliance deadline to June 7, 2022. A few days before the deadline was set to expire, Plaintiff's representatives produced an envelope wrapped in tape, which was consistent with an effort to comply with handling procedures for classified documents. Warrant Affidavit 58, 60. It contained thirty-eight classified documents, seventeen of which were marked top secret. Id. A declaration accompanying the documents certified that a "diligent search was conducted" of the boxes moved from the White House and that "[a]ny and all responsive documents" had now been produced.

Even so, the FBI developed more evidence that other classified documents remained at Mar-a-Lago.
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Despite the certification from Plaintiff that "[a]ny and all" documents bearing classification markings had been produced, fifteen of the thirty-three seized boxes, containers, or groups of papers contained documents with classification markings, including three such documents found in desks in Plaintiff's office. All told, the search uncovered over one hundred documents marked confidential, secret, or top secret.

Ooooof, that's gonna be bad.


Oh damn, he's farking farked like farking farked has never farking been farking farked, that's how farking farked he is.
 
2022-12-01 5:53:24 PM  
Awesome.
 
2022-12-01 5:53:51 PM  
Okay, I don't wanna copy/paste the whole thing. Just know from page 12 and on is a full dismantling of each of Trump's bullshiat arguments, to a devastating degree.
 
2022-12-01 5:56:38 PM  
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2022-12-01 5:57:23 PM  
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2022-12-01 5:58:26 PM  
Yay.

Wake me when the cocksucker's in cuffs.
 
2022-12-01 5:59:06 PM  
We got him now, boys.
 
2022-12-01 6:01:11 PM  
All these arguments are a sideshow.

**BOOM**
 
2022-12-01 6:01:17 PM  
walls are closing in
 
2022-12-01 6:02:05 PM  
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2022-12-01 6:02:15 PM  
Oh look, that thing we all said was going to happen finally happened.
Yay!
 
2022-12-01 6:02:29 PM  
"There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen"
 
2022-12-01 6:03:02 PM  
Is that Clarence Thomas coming in with the stay in 5 4 3 2 1
 
2022-12-01 6:03:22 PM  
Recommend following Teri Kanefield's thread on this, she does a quite thorough breakdown of these things:
 
2022-12-01 6:03:55 PM  

Qatmandu: Yay.

Wake me when the cocksucker's in cuffs.


He won't be and you can bet your ass that he'll be pardoned within minutes of a conservative taking the presidential oath of office.
 
2022-12-01 6:03:59 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Okay, I don't wanna copy/paste the whole thing. Just know from page 12 and on is a full dismantling of each of Trump's bullshiat arguments, to a devastating degree.


link to the full document somewhere?
 
2022-12-01 6:04:22 PM  
The appeals court said that its new ruling will go into effect in seven days, unless a party in the case successfully seeks an order - known as a stay - pausing the ruling from going into effect while it is appealed.

As much as I understand the need for fail-safes in the legal system, why does EVERY F*CKING RULING against trump include "this doesn't count for a while, or until Fat Donny throws up another bullsh*t objection" like this?

So basically in 6 and a half days trump's going to file a request for a stay on this, which will get calendared up for a hearing in a few more weeks, etc.
 
2022-12-01 6:04:22 PM  

brax33: scottydoesntknow: Okay, I don't wanna copy/paste the whole thing. Just know from page 12 and on is a full dismantling of each of Trump's bullshiat arguments, to a devastating degree.

link to the full document somewhere?


https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23323310-221201-11th-c-vacate
 
2022-12-01 6:04:42 PM  
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2022-12-01 6:04:49 PM  
More of this please...

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2022-12-01 6:05:43 PM  

cretinbob: scottydoesntknow: Plaintiff did not assert claims of privilege or declassification in response to the subpoena. But he did seek more time to produce the requested documents, and the government eventually extended the compliance deadline to June 7, 2022. A few days before the deadline was set to expire, Plaintiff's representatives produced an envelope wrapped in tape, which was consistent with an effort to comply with handling procedures for classified documents. Warrant Affidavit 58, 60. It contained thirty-eight classified documents, seventeen of which were marked top secret. Id. A declaration accompanying the documents certified that a "diligent search was conducted" of the boxes moved from the White House and that "[a]ny and all responsive documents" had now been produced.

Even so, the FBI developed more evidence that other classified documents remained at Grope-a-Cabana.
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Despite the certification from Plaintiff that "[a]ny and all" documents bearing classification markings had been produced, fifteen of the thirty-three seized boxes, containers, or groups of papers contained documents with classification markings, including three such documents found in desks in Plaintiff's office. All told, the search uncovered over one hundred documents marked confidential, secret, or top secret.

Ooooof, that's gonna be bad.

Oh damn, he's farking farked like farking farked has never farking been farking farked, that's how farking farked he is.


That's pretty farking farked.
 
2022-12-01 6:05:48 PM  
OK, cool. I'm gonna decline to get all excited.
 
2022-12-01 6:08:03 PM  

Qatmandu: Yay.

Wake me when the cocksucker's in cuffs.


Do you have narcolepsy?
 
2022-12-01 6:09:25 PM  
I'm gonna go ahead and predict that an indictment is happening very soon, they may have been waiting for this ruling to make that move even.
 
2022-12-01 6:09:43 PM  

Decorus: Is that Clarence Thomas coming in with the stay in 5 4 3 2 1


About all Thomas can do is remand it for review to the full court.  He can't block shiat on his own
 
2022-12-01 6:10:03 PM  
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2022-12-01 6:10:06 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Qatmandu: Yay.

Wake me when the cocksucker's in cuffs.

He won't be and you can bet your ass that he'll be pardoned within minutes of a conservative taking the presidential oath of office.


He just cost the GOP a majority in the Senate. He might be reaching the "outlived his usefulness" part.
 
2022-12-01 6:10:13 PM  
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2022-12-01 6:10:26 PM  

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Can't WAIT to see that baggy old face in a coffin.
 
2022-12-01 6:10:48 PM  

Decorus: Is that Clarence Thomas coming in with the stay in 5 4 3 2 1


You make your civics teacher sad.
 
2022-12-01 6:10:57 PM  
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2022-12-01 6:11:50 PM  

BunkyBrewman: He won't be and you can bet your ass that he'll be pardoned within minutes of a conservative taking the presidential oath of office.


Sounds like a good thing to campaign on. That, the threat of eliminating Social Security, and a national abortion ban may just be enough.
 
2022-12-01 6:12:06 PM  

stoli n coke: Qatmandu: Yay.

Wake me when the cocksucker's in cuffs.

Do you have narcolepsy?


Zzzzzzz...
 
2022-12-01 6:13:59 PM  
It's ketchup throwin' time!
 
2022-12-01 6:15:53 PM  

The Prionic Woman: It's ketchup throwin' time!


I hope he goes full Gallagher!

/Post 11/11/2022
 
2022-12-01 6:15:53 PM  

The Prionic Woman: It's ketchup throwin' time!


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2022-12-01 6:16:49 PM  

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She's already here, love.  Aubrey Plaza gif out front shoulda told ya.
 
2022-12-01 6:17:39 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Plaintiff did not assert claims of privilege or declassification in response to the subpoena. But he did seek more time to produce the requested documents, and the government eventually extended the compliance deadline to June 7, 2022. A few days before the deadline was set to expire, Plaintiff's representatives produced an envelope wrapped in tape, which was consistent with an effort to comply with handling procedures for classified documents. Warrant Affidavit 58, 60. It contained thirty-eight classified documents, seventeen of which were marked top secret. Id. A declaration accompanying the documents certified that a "diligent search was conducted" of the boxes moved from the White House and that "[a]ny and all responsive documents" had now been produced.

Even so, the FBI developed more evidence that other classified documents remained at Mar-a-Lago.
...
Despite the certification from Plaintiff that "[a]ny and all" documents bearing classification markings had been produced, fifteen of the thirty-three seized boxes, containers, or groups of papers contained documents with classification markings, including three such documents found in desks in Plaintiff's office. All told, the search uncovered over one hundred documents marked confidential, secret, or top secret.

Ooooof, that's gonna be bad.


In this case, bad means HI-LARIOUS.
 
2022-12-01 6:18:00 PM  

make me some tea: I'm gonna go ahead and predict that an indictment is happening very soon, they may have been waiting for this ruling to make that move even.


Ok this'll do

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2022-12-01 6:18:16 PM  
Good GOD I love a good benchslap!
 
2022-12-01 6:18:26 PM  

Kirkenhegelstein: Kitty2.0: Paging RaeRae1980

She's already here, love.  Aubrey Plaza gif out front shoulda told ya.


I was scrolling too fast. LOL
 
2022-12-01 6:18:45 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Okay, I don't wanna copy/paste the whole thing. Just know from page 12 and on is a full dismantling of each of Trump's bullshiat arguments, to a devastating degree.


Link to .pdf for those who won't touch Twitter.  It's 21 pages long so enjoy.

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23323310-221201-11th-c-vacate
 
2022-12-01 6:18:58 PM  

Kirkenhegelstein: Kitty2.0: Paging RaeRae1980

She's already here, love.  Aubrey Plaza gif out front shoulda told ya.


I feel loved.

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