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(New York Daily News)   Bette Midler admits to being a Farker   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Bette Midler, 50 Cent, Twitter, Midler tweet, New York Restoration Project, New York City, Donald Trump, non-profit organization  
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2194 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 01 Dec 2022 at 9:30 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-12-01 5:08:54 PM  
Once a month? She must be a dirty Liter. Refined TFers take the waters every couple of weeks to keep our monacles fresh.
2022-12-01 5:15:20 PM  
I happily accept Bette in all her glory.

/Stay great now.
2022-12-01 5:21:07 PM  
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2022-12-01 5:35:01 PM  
Oh no! Bette Midler!
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2022-12-01 9:36:05 PM  
2022-12-01 9:37:10 PM  
Have her bathed once a month and sent to my chambers.
2022-12-01 9:38:05 PM  
That reminds me I'm due for a febreeze spritz.
2022-12-01 10:00:13 PM  
Bette's a good egg.
2022-12-01 10:24:43 PM  
Bette was robbed of an Oscar for The Rose.

Ive been noodling around with a mash- up of her smoldering slow jam cover of "Do You Wanna Dance?" crossed with, and trading verses and choruses with, "Let's Get It On" ...and I think it really works nicely as either a male-female duet or a solo male version, done from the perspective of a third party witnessing the physical negotiations of a slow-dancing dancing couple.
2022-12-01 10:28:32 PM  
I love "journalists" writing a whole story on what one twitter troll said to a celebrity.  The dumbing down of the world goes on unabated.
2022-12-01 10:34:04 PM  
She is in the same class as Dolly Parton. A genuinely good person, quietly doing good things with the money and fame her talent earned her.
2022-12-01 10:39:25 PM  
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2022-12-01 10:49:02 PM  
Had a girlfriend whose brother worked MSG shows. She had a contract rider that specified no stage hands could look her in the eye.

Don't care. Bette got her start in gay bathhouses and never forgot her roots. I'll never forget that.
2022-12-01 10:56:10 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Have her bathed once a month and sent to my chambers.

2022-12-01 11:08:27 PM  
Wash what you have used and powder the rest.
2022-12-01 11:37:00 PM  
I'd kiss her ass regardless
2022-12-02 1:33:45 AM  
"Look Out, New York City. This Guy Showers Once A Month."
- Ghost Of Christmas Present
2022-12-02 2:57:16 AM  
She was gross before that was known.
2022-12-02 10:23:32 AM  

i wasn't Bette Midler so I've done much more than her to improve the world.
2022-12-02 11:55:41 AM  
On Monday, a Twitter user going by Bookshelf Q. Battler mocked a Midler tweet celebrating the sun as "free, unlimited, clean energy" that day.
"Bette is so worried about this that she abandoned her house, car, stopped flying and gave up on all modern conveniences and now lives in a solar powered hut in the forest," the anonymous person tweeted. "What a great example she set for the rest of us. Three cheers for Bette!"

And here is an artists depiction of the twitter exchange:
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2022-12-02 12:04:58 PM  
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And guess who's the editor for the day? 50 Cent is the editor for the day. I clicked the link to make sure and it's accurate. She certainly snapped, crackled and popped back at the troll, 😂😂🤣.
2022-12-02 5:04:09 PM  
Environmentalists stink.
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