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(Some Guy)   Emails obtained from Cyber Ninjas reveal they were trying to find and discredit votes cast by "illegals, out of state residents, and gays." Gays?   (americanoversight.org) divider line
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2604 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Dec 2022 at 7:38 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-01 5:33:51 PM  
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Sorry.  My attention span resembles a mayfly's.  But about the FA, what else would we expect?
 
2022-12-01 5:41:49 PM  
Hey, Jim. This vote look gay to you?
 
2022-12-01 5:43:33 PM  
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but WTF

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2022-12-01 6:59:34 PM  

vudukungfu: Hey, Jim. This vote look gay to you?


Looks like it. The signature is in purple ink.
 
2022-12-01 7:38:40 PM  

vudukungfu: Hey, Jim. This vote look gay to you?


no
 
2022-12-01 7:40:55 PM  
When you hate so many different groups of people, it's hard to differentiate between legal and illegal. I'm sure this was just an honest mixup.
 
2022-12-01 7:42:26 PM  
Is anyone following the money trail?  Did we learn nothing from Watergate?
 
2022-12-01 7:43:38 PM  

vudukungfu: Hey, Jim. This vote look gay to you?


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2022-12-01 7:45:36 PM  
Ninjas are very hard to beat. If I was an illegal alien who wanted to vote, what I would do is pretend to be a gay! The ninjas would be fooled.

Wait, oh no! Damnit, cant fool the ninjas! They are on to us
 
2022-12-01 7:47:35 PM  
After Sanders asked Logan if he knew anybody who had "cloned [an ESS] server" and specified that he was thinking of Pennsylvania, Logan responded, "I'll see what I can dig up to gain experience. If my company is still solvent to do that audit, LOL."

Oh my God, can this get any worse? Bernie & Wolverine were actually working for the bad guys!
 
2022-12-01 7:48:04 PM  
Were they checking the ballots for glitter?
 
2022-12-01 7:48:34 PM  

vudukungfu: Hey, Jim. This vote look gay to you?


*licks ballot* yeah, that's Tom the Queer's dick, know it anywhere. Darn gays make me sic

(and scene)
 
2022-12-01 7:48:42 PM  

SplittingAces: When you hate so many different groups of people, it's hard to differentiate between legal and illegal. I'm sure this was just an honest mixup.


I think we can all agree here that we need to just throw it all out and call a new election. 🪤
 
2022-12-01 7:50:53 PM  
That's some high-quality gaydar.
 
2022-12-01 7:51:23 PM  
what the fark is cyber ninjas
you guys playing lego or something
 
2022-12-01 7:52:17 PM  

Stibium: SplittingAces: When you hate so many different groups of people, it's hard to differentiate between legal and illegal. I'm sure this was just an honest mixup.

I think we can all agree here that we need to just throw it all out and call a new election. 🪤


Agreed! It is a pretty big undertaking so it'll take some time to arrange however. I'm thinking Novemberish 2024...
 
2022-12-01 7:53:32 PM  
Does the Constitution say gays can vote? NO IT DOESN'T! So they can't vote. It doesn't mention cars, airplanes, or computers either, so those are all illegal too. We must all live in an 18th century reenactment so we can be constitutionally compliant.
 
2022-12-01 7:53:48 PM  

SplittingAces: When you hate so many different groups of people, it's hard to differentiate between legal and illegal. I'm sure this was just an honest mixup.


The gayxicans will destroy us all!

/runs away
 
2022-12-01 7:54:06 PM  
I think fraudit was for other purposes because this doesn't make much sense at all strategically.
 
2022-12-01 7:54:51 PM  
Do the CN's have any assets?  Or is this a criminal matter?   Please, please, please be a criminal matter.
 
2022-12-01 7:55:42 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: SplittingAces: When you hate so many different groups of people, it's hard to differentiate between legal and illegal. I'm sure this was just an honest mixup.

The gayxicans will destroy us all!

/runs away


The prophecy says Gelfling will destroy us!
 
2022-12-01 7:56:55 PM  
Jesus farking Christ, stop with the quotes. Whether the thing was worthwhile or not, it was still, by definition, a farking AUDIT.

Audits don't require the support of the majority for the definition to work, it's the same whether one person supports it or a million. It's still a farking audit. None of the farking people can write anymore...
 
2022-12-01 7:58:10 PM  

moothemagiccow: what the fark is cyber ninjas


Buncha keyboard neckbeards that really got into swords.
 
2022-12-01 7:58:45 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: SplittingAces: When you hate so many different groups of people, it's hard to differentiate between legal and illegal. I'm sure this was just an honest mixup.

The gayxicans will destroy us all!

/runs away


I would *LOVE* for a Gayxican to destroy me.  Maybe even a couple of times in one night.  ...and again the next morning if he's still up for it.
 
2022-12-01 8:00:43 PM  
So I'm curious... Out of state residents, illegal immigrants, I can see how those ballots would be invalid if they existed. But what, exactly, is supposed to be illegal about gays voting? I mean, what did they think that would accomplish?
 
2022-12-01 8:03:22 PM  

SplittingAces: When you hate so many different groups of people, it's hard to differentiate between legal and illegal. I'm sure this was just an honest mixup.


Absolutely nothing about this was honest.
 
2022-12-01 8:04:13 PM  
Wonder what is Logan up to these days. Probably sailing around the Caribbean, drinking good rum and laughing about how he fleeced all those bozos...
 
2022-12-01 8:07:45 PM  
But lesbian votes were counted, right?
 
2022-12-01 8:10:28 PM  

vudukungfu: Hey, Jim. This vote look gay to you?


Doesn't everyone carry and drop their ballot in the ballot box with their anus?
 
2022-12-01 8:11:21 PM  

AdrienVeidt: But lesbian votes were counted, right?


Somebody had to lick the envelopes.

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2022-12-01 8:11:41 PM  

vudukungfu: Hey, Jim. This vote look gay to you?


Only if the dangling Chads are touching

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/ why yes, that is John, The War Walrus, on the right
 
2022-12-01 8:12:16 PM  

Mikey1969: So I'm curious... Out of state residents, illegal immigrants, I can see how those ballots would be invalid if they existed. But what, exactly, is supposed to be illegal about gays voting? I mean, what did they think that would accomplish?


I think someone summed it up earlier with their comment about hating so many different demographics you get mixed up.

This guy just hates so many people different from him that he just got them all jumbled up into his question about legitimacy.

Go back and give vudukungfu a funny for that post on how to determine gay votes from the others. :)
 
2022-12-01 8:14:19 PM  
Grays?

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2022-12-01 8:17:49 PM  
Just the Nazi self hating Jew gays.
 
2022-12-01 8:25:51 PM  

stoli n coke: moothemagiccow: what the fark is cyber ninjas

Buncha keyboard neckbeards that really got into swords.


Don't sully neckbeards who forge. Some of us are the strongest allies.  These are just dumbasses.
 
2022-12-01 8:28:38 PM  
Classic fascism creep.  Take two "others" - add a third - now they're all "others!"
 
2022-12-01 8:35:20 PM  

AdrienVeidt: But lesbian votes were counted, right?


Well, yeah. Lesbianism is hot! Sorta. IRL it's very plump girls happy fun together and buying Volvo station wagons, but...

The whole "originalist" idea needs to be turned around. What "DIDNT it have anything to say about?
 
2022-12-01 8:36:02 PM  
Gays...the new jews...with space lasers.
 
2022-12-01 8:42:10 PM  
*sigh*

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2022-12-01 8:45:21 PM  
There is a logical tool called a syllogism. Democrats are bad, gays are bad therefore any vote for a Democrat is gay and invalid. Qed
 
2022-12-01 8:45:24 PM  
These guys have never regained their dignity after that HS party when they got drunk and puked on their dates. Still haven't figured out how to impress the girls.
 
2022-12-01 8:50:12 PM  
Two things a dedicated liberal really hates:
1. Gun grabbers
2. Scare quotes
 
2022-12-01 8:54:04 PM  

vernonFL: Ninjas are very hard to beat. If I was an illegal alien who wanted to vote, what I would do is pretend to be a gay! The ninjas would be fooled.

Wait, oh no! Damnit, cant fool the ninjas! They are on to us


Not if your were an illegal alien pretending to be gay ANDdressed as a Ninja.

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This is what an illegal, gay, ninja will look like.
 
2022-12-01 8:54:32 PM  

Master Passion Greed: SplittingAces: When you hate so many different groups of people, it's hard to differentiate between legal and illegal. I'm sure this was just an honest mixup.

Absolutely nothing about this was honest.


What you went out of your way to BOLD

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/ can't believe I had to point this out

//  welcome to Fark
 
2022-12-01 8:55:43 PM  
I hate these people.

Where the hell is that Norm Donaldson pic?
 
2022-12-01 8:56:35 PM  
What if you're not gay, but just happen to be naturally fabulous?
 
2022-12-01 8:57:15 PM  

hissatsu: Does the Constitution say gays can vote? NO IT DOESN'T! So they can't vote. It doesn't mention cars, airplanes, or computers either, so those are all illegal too. We must all live in an 18th century reenactment so we can be constitutionally compliant.


They've been spending most their lives
Living in a pastime paradise
They've been spending most their lives
Living in a pastime paradise
They've been wasting most their time
Glorifying days long gone behind
They've been wasting most their days
In remembrance of ignorance oldest praise
 
2022-12-01 9:01:33 PM  

lilbjorn: Is anyone following the money trail?  Did we learn nothing from Watergate?


What we learned from Watergate:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.history.com/.amp/this-day-in-history/ford-pardons-nixon
 
2022-12-01 9:04:12 PM  
Richard:

I find it very painful to say this, but your midterm project is unsatisfactory in virtually every way an academic paper can be. I can only hope that this is a one-time occurrence and not a sign of deeper problems that could compromise what promises to be a fine scholarly career.

I must say that it was rather unorthodox to open your paper with what I can only characterize as a personal attack on me and my so-called "revisionist history." While I grant you it is academically healthy to question the veracity of the information you are given in your textbooks, it is hardly constructive to couple your claims with crude statements about my family life, moral character, and mental capacities. I did my best to prevent my evaluation of your work from being colored by your opening remarks.

So, then, on to your central thesis. I certainly can't dispute your assertion that the presence of ninjas at Gettysburg would have altered the outcome of the U.S. Civil War. However, it is one thing to make this statement and quite another to claim that a clan of ninjas indeed was present and was, in fact, the force that tipped the balance of power in the war to the Union. Your evidence is... scanty. Even if it is true (and I don't pretend to know either way) that ninjas ceased their activities in Japan in the early 1860s, this hardly constitutes a "smoking gun" indicating their recruitment by Abraham Lincoln. And your contention that Lincoln's assassination could only have been carried out by ninjas angry over a payment dispute is baseless speculation. 

To be quite honest, I would describe your Booth-as-a-patsy-in-a-ninja-cover-up theory with the exact same words you use to describe me in your opening paragraph.

One other matter-your inquiry into whether ninjas make love with their masks on or off was prurient, overly graphic, and, frankly, of no consequence with regard to the presence (or absence) of ninjas at Gettysburg. Those three pages certainly do not count towards the assignment's 10-page minimum.

Richard, in light of your past achievements, I am giving you three days to hand in a more reasonable research project. I trust you will find a different topic, or, if not, at least use more primary sources.

Mr. Monson

GRADE: INCOMPLETE
 
2022-12-01 9:13:02 PM  
Lol, they wanted to discredit out of state voters in Arizona?  That's the retired racist uncle snowbird voting block- tossing those would turn Arizona as blue as a department-store photo of Santorini.
 
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