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(CNN)   Might be the only time the phrase "eleven years" doesn't get Matt Gaetz excited   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-12-01 4:23:10 PM  
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11 years, and he was cooperating a lot.  Can't see what happens to Gaetz as a result.
 
2022-12-01 4:29:30 PM  

Diogenes: [media.tenor.com image 498x280] [View Full Size image _x_]

11 years, and he was cooperating a lot.  Can't see what happens to Gaetz as a result.


I can't see it either.  If they were going to indict him, I'd think they'd have done so by now.
 
2022-12-01 4:46:21 PM  
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Tick tock, motherfarker. You'll have to answer that question in court soon.
 
2022-12-01 4:48:28 PM  

knobmaker: Diogenes: [media.tenor.com image 498x280] [View Full Size image _x_]

11 years, and he was cooperating a lot.  Can't see what happens to Gaetz as a result.

I can't see it either.  If they were going to indict him, I'd think they'd have done so by now.


Actually, I meant to type "can't wait to see."  But I do share your skepticism.
 
2022-12-01 5:14:32 PM  
This picture will always be relevant in Matt Gaetz' case. 

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2022-12-01 5:33:30 PM  
sigh.   prison is for the little people who don't have rich dads pushing them through life.
 
2022-12-01 5:35:39 PM  
Gaetz announces his run for PoTUS/political immunity necklace  in 3... 2... 1...
 
2022-12-01 5:36:34 PM  
 
2022-12-01 5:42:48 PM  

Stud Gerbil: sigh.   prison is for the little people who don't have rich dads pushing them through life.


Cynicism.

It's so awesome.   So incredibly awesome.
 
2022-12-01 5:44:37 PM  

Moroning: https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1598407537845420032

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Tl;Dr since the guy has been finally sentenced, he is of no more use to the government, which means he probably won't testify in any trial, which makes the probability of a trial for Gaetz low.
 
2022-12-01 5:46:47 PM  
I'm going to be optimistic and say this step had to happen first before any action was taken against Gaetz. I am not holding my breath, but I would not be surprised to see him get hit with something. I also won't be surprised to see him ask for a jury trial and be found NG.
 
2022-12-01 5:46:50 PM  
And Gaetz skates. No other witness is left they can use in court.
 
2022-12-01 5:47:21 PM  

SoupJohnB: And Gaetz skates. No other witness is left they can use in court.


How would know if he does? Are you a wizard?
 
2022-12-01 5:48:53 PM  

whidbey: SoupJohnB: And Gaetz skates. No other witness is left they can use in court.

How would know if he does? Are you a wizard?


Because the DOJ said so last September.

ttps://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/09/23/politics/matt-gaetz-justice-department-probe/index.html
 
2022-12-01 5:49:19 PM  

dodecahedron: I'm going to be optimistic and say this step had to happen first before any action was taken against Gaetz. I am not holding my breath, but I would not be surprised to see him get hit with something. I also won't be surprised to see him ask for a jury trial and be found NG.


The American people deserve *something* for his cooperation.
 
2022-12-01 5:49:25 PM  

FatherChaos: [Fark user image 600x400] [View Full Size image _x_]

Tick tock, motherfarker. You'll have to answer that question in court soon.


Gaetz seems like exactly the kind of person to say "well ackshually it's ephebophilia."
 
2022-12-01 5:50:28 PM  

King of Monkeys: whidbey: SoupJohnB: And Gaetz skates. No other witness is left they can use in court.

How would know if he does? Are you a wizard?

Because the DOJ said so last September.

ttps://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/09/23/politics/matt-gaetz-justice-department-probe/index.html


We've covered this link before.  There were reasons why the recommendations were made.  We had a couple of threads about it.

You shouldn't be posting that again.
 
2022-12-01 5:50:58 PM  

King of Monkeys: whidbey: SoupJohnB: And Gaetz skates. No other witness is left they can use in court.

How would know if he does? Are you a wizard?

Because the DOJ said so last September.

ttps://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/09/23/politics/matt-gaetz-justice-department-probe/index.html


The DOJ, those Eyeores, what do they know? As far as I know none of them are wizards.
 
2022-12-01 5:51:17 PM  
It's not like America has a two tiered justice system ..
 
2022-12-01 5:53:50 PM  

mikalmd: It's not like America has a two tiered justice system ..


It's not like some of us are sick of cynical pronouncements like this being uttered as fact every single f*cking thread.
 
2022-12-01 5:54:42 PM  
We covered this child lover skating back in September

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/09/23/gaetz-no-charges-sex-trafficking/

"Career prosecutors have recommended against charging Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) in a long-running sex-trafficking investigation"
 
2022-12-01 5:54:56 PM  

FatherChaos: [Fark user image 600x400] [View Full Size image _x_]

Tick tock, motherfarker. You'll have to answer that question in court soon.


I wish that would happen, but it doesn't look like Gaetz will be prosecuted for his crimes.
 
2022-12-01 6:05:21 PM  

whidbey: King of Monkeys: whidbey: SoupJohnB: And Gaetz skates. No other witness is left they can use in court.

How would know if he does? Are you a wizard?

Because the DOJ said so last September.

ttps://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/09/23/politics/matt-gaetz-justice-department-probe/index.html

We've covered this link before.  There were reasons why the recommendations were made.  We had a couple of threads about it.

You shouldn't be posting that again.


Why the fark not?
 
2022-12-01 6:06:17 PM  
A shoe has dropped.


Tick tock
 
2022-12-01 6:08:07 PM  
After the sentencing, Greenberg's attorney Fritz Scheller said he was "disappointed" that the Justice Department  hasn't charged anyone else as part of the sex-trafficking investigation, which includes Gaetz.

So what the f*ck was the point behind keeping this chomo out of genpop this whole goddamn time?
 
2022-12-01 6:19:08 PM  
Even the judge is incredulous that this is taking so long. They are so desperate to punt so they don't have to put connected republicans in cuffs.
 
2022-12-01 6:21:12 PM  

Diogenes: [media.tenor.com image 498x280] [View Full Size image _x_]

11 years, and he was cooperating a lot.  Can't see what happens to Gaetz as a result.


Sadly, the corrupt DOJ prosecutors recommended no charges for Gaetz.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/23/politics/matt-gaetz-justice-department-probe

We need somebody to step up and make a citizen's arrest.
 
2022-12-01 6:22:38 PM  
Pointing out reality isn't "trolling other fark members"
 
2022-12-01 6:23:58 PM  

whidbey: Stud Gerbil: sigh.   prison is for the little people who don't have rich dads pushing them through life.

Cynicism.

It's so awesome.   So incredibly awesome.


Well, sometimes Pollyanna is wholesomely cute, so you have that going for you
 
2022-12-01 6:24:27 PM  

ShockDiode: whidbey: King of Monkeys: whidbey: SoupJohnB: And Gaetz skates. No other witness is left they can use in court.

How would know if he does? Are you a wizard?

Because the DOJ said so last September.

ttps://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/09/23/politics/matt-gaetz-justice-department-probe/index.html

We've covered this link before.  There were reasons why the recommendations were made.  We had a couple of threads about it.

You shouldn't be posting that again.

Why the fark not?


He gets upset when people point out facts or reality.
 
2022-12-01 6:28:50 PM  
Federal Prosecutors have already announced that they are declining to charge Matt Gaetz. They announced it last September, there were articles published about it.

I can share the links on Twitter.

/FreezedPeach
 
2022-12-01 6:31:15 PM  

austerity101: dodecahedron: I'm going to be optimistic and say this step had to happen first before any action was taken against Gaetz. I am not holding my breath, but I would not be surprised to see him get hit with something. I also won't be surprised to see him ask for a jury trial and be found NG.

The American people deserve *something* for his cooperation.


11 years of paying for his room and board?
 
2022-12-01 6:38:43 PM  
FTFA: sex parties near Orlando that featured local political figures, young women, Venmo payments, alcohol, and drugs.

Never have I ever attended a party featuring Venmo payments.

/nor most of the other ingredients, come to think of it.
 
2022-12-01 6:43:41 PM  
New Headline tomorrow...
Matt Gaetz Consoles Self With 12-Year-Old, Scotch.
 
2022-12-01 6:44:41 PM  

CCNP: Diogenes: [media.tenor.com image 498x280] [View Full Size image _x_]

11 years, and he was cooperating a lot.  Can't see what happens to Gaetz as a result.

Sadly, the corrupt DOJ prosecutors recommended no charges for Gaetz.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/23/politics/matt-gaetz-justice-department-probe

We need somebody to step up and make a citizen's arrest.


Just like the cops do
 
2022-12-01 6:48:59 PM  
If Matt thinks he's getting away, free and clear, woe to the Girl Scouts selling cookies at his house tonight.  He'll be in a predatory mood.
 
2022-12-01 6:53:12 PM  

dbirchall: FTFA: sex parties near Orlando that featured local political figures, young women, Venmo payments, alcohol, and drugs.

Never have I ever attended a party featuring Venmo payments.

/nor most of the other ingredients, come to think of it.


College parties have 3/5 of those things ... considering "young women" to be 18+ as opposed to <18 which are teens/girls and not "women", at least in my book.
 
2022-12-01 7:16:32 PM  

powhound: dbirchall: FTFA: sex parties near Orlando that featured local political figures, young women, Venmo payments, alcohol, and drugs.

Never have I ever attended a party featuring Venmo payments.

/nor most of the other ingredients, come to think of it.

College parties have 3/5 of those things ... considering "young women" to be 18+ as opposed to <18 which are teens/girls and not "women", at least in my book.


in what warped reality are we in where "young woman" is a term for sexual eligibility? which I'm assuming is the reason for your 18yo cutoff for the term.

its' pretty farking common to call girls that are too old to be called 'little girl', young women.
 
2022-12-01 8:04:31 PM  

MurphyMurphy: powhound: dbirchall: FTFA: sex parties near Orlando that featured local political figures, young women, Venmo payments, alcohol, and drugs.

Never have I ever attended a party featuring Venmo payments.

/nor most of the other ingredients, come to think of it.

College parties have 3/5 of those things ... considering "young women" to be 18+ as opposed to <18 which are teens/girls and not "women", at least in my book.

in what warped reality are we in where "young woman" is a term for sexual eligibility? which I'm assuming is the reason for your 18yo cutoff for the term.

its' pretty farking common to call girls that are too old to be called 'little girl', young women.


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Do we really need to provide Gazpedo more justification that it's okay to hang out with "young women" at parties? JFC
 
2022-12-01 8:08:11 PM  
11 years was the deal. What was he facing without?
 
2022-12-01 8:08:32 PM  
Behold the power of the pedophile rings. Look upon them, ye mighty, and despair. Or take arms against a sea of chomos, and by opposing, end them.

(Epstein died for their sins.)
 
2022-12-01 8:09:25 PM  

MurphyMurphy: powhound: dbirchall: FTFA: sex parties near Orlando that featured local political figures, young women, Venmo payments, alcohol, and drugs.

Never have I ever attended a party featuring Venmo payments.

/nor most of the other ingredients, come to think of it.

College parties have 3/5 of those things ... considering "young women" to be 18+ as opposed to <18 which are teens/girls and not "women", at least in my book.

in what warped reality are we in where "young woman" is a term for sexual eligibility? which I'm assuming is the reason for your 18yo cutoff for the term.

its' pretty farking common to call girls that are too old to be called 'little girl', young women.


18 is the age of majority, and that's why newspapers draw the line there. There was the story about a funeral for a "woman" (19) that was shot up the other day, for example. I personally think everyone under (leeks current age) looks like a baby so they're all kids in my book.
 
2022-12-01 8:29:34 PM  

CCNP: Diogenes: [media.tenor.com image 498x280] [View Full Size image _x_]

11 years, and he was cooperating a lot.  Can't see what happens to Gaetz as a result.

Sadly, the corrupt DOJ prosecutors recommended no charges for Gaetz.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/23/politics/matt-gaetz-justice-department-probe

We need somebody to step up and make a citizen's arrest.


How about a citizen's lynch mob, since this farking pedo (Gaetz) will never face a jury.
 
2022-12-01 8:34:16 PM  
Why did you shave decades off of his sentence for cooperating if you are not going to prosecute the people he fingered?
 
2022-12-01 8:46:22 PM  

extroverted_suicide: CCNP: Diogenes: [media.tenor.com image 498x280] [View Full Size image _x_]

11 years, and he was cooperating a lot.  Can't see what happens to Gaetz as a result.

Sadly, the corrupt DOJ prosecutors recommended no charges for Gaetz.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/23/politics/matt-gaetz-justice-department-probe

We need somebody to step up and make a citizen's arrest.

How about a citizen's lynch mob, since this farking pedo (Gaetz) will never face a jury.


BE the change you want to see in the world. We can't lynch anybody from fark.
 
2022-12-01 8:57:13 PM  

powhound: MurphyMurphy: powhound: dbirchall: FTFA: sex parties near Orlando that featured local political figures, young women, Venmo payments, alcohol, and drugs.

Never have I ever attended a party featuring Venmo payments.

/nor most of the other ingredients, come to think of it.

College parties have 3/5 of those things ... considering "young women" to be 18+ as opposed to <18 which are teens/girls and not "women", at least in my book.

in what warped reality are we in where "young woman" is a term for sexual eligibility? which I'm assuming is the reason for your 18yo cutoff for the term.

its' pretty farking common to call girls that are too old to be called 'little girl', young women.

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Do we really need to provide Gazpedo more justification that it's okay to hang out with "young women" at parties? JFC


I'm pretty sure we shouldn't fashion our lexicon around what criminals might think? IDK, It just seemed like a really weird criticism.

I remember my sister frequently being referred to as "young woman/young lady" starting in adolescence? Same went with me and the use of "young man".
 
2022-12-01 9:10:19 PM  

powhound: dbirchall: FTFA: sex parties near Orlando that featured local political figures, young women, Venmo payments, alcohol, and drugs.

Never have I ever attended a party featuring Venmo payments.

/nor most of the other ingredients, come to think of it.

College parties have 3/5 of those things


Yeah... the 3/5 you'd want, or at least expect, to find at a party.  Local political figures (unless it's, I dunno, AOC or somebody) and Venmo payments are signs you're at the wrong party.
 
2022-12-01 9:39:52 PM  

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Tick tock, motherfarker. You'll have to answer that question in court soon.

Gaetz seems like exactly the kind of person to say "well ackshually it's ephebophilia."


So is the judge, apparently.

"The judge said Greenberg "is not a pedophile" because the girl he paid for sex was nearly 18 years old."
 
2022-12-01 10:07:24 PM  
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... and then I twiddle their perky little pink-nippled boobies like this!
 
2022-12-01 10:27:42 PM  

Gnaglor: Super Chronic: FatherChaos: [Fark user image 600x400] [View Full Size image _x_]

Tick tock, motherfarker. You'll have to answer that question in court soon.

Gaetz seems like exactly the kind of person to say "well ackshually it's ephebophilia."

So is the judge, apparently.

"The judge said Greenberg "is not a pedophile" because the girl he paid for sex was nearly 18 years old."


I'm sure the other inmates will understand that nuanced legal distinction.
 
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