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(News 3 Las Vegas)   High gas prices continue to impact travel plans. Such as this local man who couldn't make it to Lake Mead   (news3lv.com) divider line
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3249 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Dec 2022 at 5:20 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-01 4:40:19 PM  
Why the long face? Besides getting arrested for murder.
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2022-12-01 5:03:27 PM  

Walker: Why the long face? Besides getting arrested for murder.
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He didn't age well.
 
zez
2022-12-01 5:23:45 PM  
How did he float there from Niagara Falls?
 
2022-12-01 5:24:41 PM  

Walker: Why the long face? Besides getting arrested for murder.
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2022-12-01 5:28:02 PM  
Peyton Manning's fivehead has fallen on hard times
 
2022-12-01 5:29:22 PM  
Anybody else see Psycho Lincoln in that face?
 
2022-12-01 5:29:31 PM  

zez: How did he float there from Niagara Falls?


Very carefully.
 
2022-12-01 5:29:33 PM  
The "Arrest report: Ex-US Marine threatened to 'shoot-up' Fashion Show Mall" sidebar was more interesting.

The creepy part of that sidebar? Found this guy, someone with "several prior arrests for firearm possession", with enough weapons, ammo, and toys to make good on his threat - "eight flash bangs, an AR-15 rifle with an affixed grenade launcher, two high capacity drum style rifle magazines, 11 Thunder Blank Distracts, and more" - and yet they still gave him a million-dollar bail, with the admonition that, should he make bail, he he shouldn't be naughty.

FFS.
 
2022-12-01 5:30:24 PM  
At subtonic's Discount House of Barrels, we guarantee discretion as well as low low prices!

*now accepting bitcoin
 
2022-12-01 5:30:43 PM  
Lake Mead is no more. It is defunct.
 
2022-12-01 5:30:48 PM  

Walker: Why the long face? Besides getting arrested for murder.
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2022-12-01 5:33:03 PM  
Haven't  you heard the news subby?
Nobody dumps bodies in Lake Mead anymore. Too shallow.
 
2022-12-01 5:41:21 PM  
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2022-12-01 5:49:49 PM  

Walker: Why the long face? Besides getting arrested for murder.
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The long face is a symptom of a compromised airway.  His brain isn't getting enough oxygen, and low oxygen leads to poor decision making skills.  The body's response to an airway that is blocked off is to elongate the face.  The lower jaw drops to give the tongue more space so it doesn't choke them in the back of the throat.  Teeth like to touch, so then the top teeth grow down to meet the bottom teeth.  This is why you also see that he has a gummy smile, as the gums grew down with the top teeth they are no longer covered by his lips.  In the smile picture you will also notice how far down and back is lower jaw is and how far forward he leans his head.
 
zez
2022-12-01 5:50:52 PM  
At first I was...

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But then I was...

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2022-12-01 5:53:58 PM  
You mean those gas prices that have been in a downward spiral ever since the midterms? It's $2.78 down the street from me, which is less than I paid during grad school 25 years ago.
 
2022-12-01 6:29:24 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: You mean those gas prices that have been in a downward spiral ever since the midterms? It's $2.78 down the street from me, which is less than I paid during grad school 25 years ago.


They're pretty much at pre-pandemic levels in most parts of the country. Lockdown prices aren't coming back.
 
2022-12-01 6:30:23 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: You mean those gas prices that have been in a downward spiral ever since the midterms? It's $2.78 down the street from me, which is less than I paid during grad school 25 years ago.


It's still around $4.30 to $4.69 a gallon around Vegas.
 
2022-12-01 6:33:12 PM  

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2022-12-01 7:02:13 PM  

Walker: Why the long face? Besides getting arrested for murder.


If his nickname isn't Shifty, it absolutely should be. That mug has shifty written all over it.
 
2022-12-01 7:18:43 PM  

Claude Ballse: The Dog Ate My Homework: You mean those gas prices that have been in a downward spiral ever since the midterms? It's $2.78 down the street from me, which is less than I paid during grad school 25 years ago.

It's still around $4.30 to $4.69 a gallon around Vegas.


For regular? Had to gas up one of the company cars this morning, realized 93 had dipped down to the $4 mark.

(Or $3.99 9/10ths, but we know what that really is...)
 
2022-12-01 7:19:01 PM  

freakdiablo: Claude Ballse: The Dog Ate My Homework: You mean those gas prices that have been in a downward spiral ever since the midterms? It's $2.78 down the street from me, which is less than I paid during grad school 25 years ago.

It's still around $4.30 to $4.69 a gallon around Vegas.

For regular? Had to gas up one of the company cars this morning, realized 93 had dipped down to the $4 mark.

(Or $3.99 9/10ths, but we know what that really is...)


Sorry, this is just outside DC.
 
2022-12-01 7:19:20 PM  
Just to be fair. Lake Mead gets a little further away each day as it dries up.
 
2022-12-01 7:34:24 PM  

freakdiablo: Claude Ballse: The Dog Ate My Homework: You mean those gas prices that have been in a downward spiral ever since the midterms? It's $2.78 down the street from me, which is less than I paid during grad school 25 years ago.

It's still around $4.30 to $4.69 a gallon around Vegas.

For regular? Had to gas up one of the company cars this morning, realized 93 had dipped down to the $4 mark.

(Or $3.99 9/10ths, but we know what that really is...)


Yes, for regular 87 octane. And it's still cheaper than California.
 
2022-12-01 7:35:44 PM  

Katwang: Just to be fair. Lake Mead gets a little further away each day as it dries up.


And it stays further away from God's Vegas' light.
 
2022-12-01 8:03:09 PM  
He was saving that body. He likes them barrel aged for at least six years.
 
2022-12-01 8:20:30 PM  

FormlessOne: The "Arrest report: Ex-US Marine threatened to 'shoot-up' Fashion Show Mall" sidebar was more interesting.

The creepy part of that sidebar? Found this guy, someone with "several prior arrests for firearm possession", with enough weapons, ammo, and toys to make good on his threat - "eight flash bangs, an AR-15 rifle with an affixed grenade launcher, two high capacity drum style rifle magazines, 11 Thunder Blank Distracts, and more" - and yet they still gave him a million-dollar bail, with the admonition that, should he make bail, he he shouldn't be naughty.

FFS.


What a sign of the times this sentence is:

Additionally, police were concerned that his condo had a close and unobstructed view of the Fremont downtown area.

Prior to 2017, nobody would've thought anything of the view other than "hey, neat view!"
 
2022-12-01 8:50:03 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: He was saving that body. He likes them barrel aged for at least six years.


Here you see the Clarke County coroner taking inventory of found barrels containing bodies.
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2022-12-01 9:17:40 PM  
See kids, you can judge a book by its cover.
 
jvl
2022-12-02 12:25:02 AM  
Seriously? Leaving body bits in a barrel just dumped on someone's property in the middle of the city?

How hard is it to rent a car, go to the middle of nowhere, and dig a farking hole?
 
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