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2022-12-01 3:26:58 PM  
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2022-12-01 4:32:12 PM  
Oh...yeah. There's plenty of them.

I especially love the little Willie ones.

"Little Willie on the tracks
The Engine gave a squeal
The Engineer took a spade
And scrapped him off the Wheel"

"Little Willie in bows and Sashes
Fell in the fire and burned to ashes
In the winter, when it gets chilly
No one likes to poke up Willie"
 
2022-12-01 4:36:28 PM  
There once was a lass from the Azores
Who's Vagina was covered with sores
Dogs leapt at her feet to get at the meat
That Hung in Festoons from her drawers
 
2022-12-01 5:11:24 PM  
A lady from Boston named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina,
And bit of her tits near Dallas.
 
2022-12-01 5:34:32 PM  
There once was a girl in Peru
With nothing whatever to do
So she sat on the stairs
And counted c*nt hairs
Four thousand three hundred and twk
 
2022-12-01 6:09:57 PM  
Ah, the father Guido Sarducci course credits for English poetry.
 
2022-12-01 6:48:29 PM  
Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, Clementine
You are lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorrow, Clementine
In a cavern, in a canyon
Excavating for a mine
Dwelt a miner forty-niner
And his daughter, Clementine
Yes I loved her, how I loved her
Though her shoes were number nine
Herring boxes, without topses
Sandals were for Clementine
Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, Clementine
You are lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorrow, Clementine
Drove the horses to the water
Every morning just at nine
Hit her foot against a splinter
Fell into the foaming brine
Ruby lips above the water
Blowing bubbles soft and fine
But alas, I was no swimmer
So I lost my Clementine
Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, Clementine
Nearly missed her, 'til I kissed her sister
Dreadful sorrow, Clementine
You are lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorrow, Clementine
(yeh, he killed her)
 
2022-12-01 6:52:43 PM  
The Reverend Henry Ward Beecher
Called the Hen a most wondrous creature
Then Hen, pleased with that
Laid an egg in his hat
And thus did the Hen reward Beecher.
 
2022-12-01 9:15:30 PM  
There was a young lady from Venus - Data's limerick .
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2022-12-01 10:26:17 PM  
There once was a man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
looked like Haiku.  He

said with a laugh, "I
Cut them in half - the pay is
Much better for two!"
 
2022-12-02 12:49:00 AM  

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, they each had a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down with $2.50.

Woah!
 
2022-12-02 8:42:03 AM  
There was a young lady named Frost
Whose pussy was two feet acrost
T'was the best part of valor
To bugger the gal or
Fall in and be hopelessly lost.
 
2022-12-02 8:45:44 AM  

optikeye: Oh...yeah. There's plenty of them.

I especially love the little Willie ones.

"Little Willie on the tracks
The Engine gave a squeal
The Engineer took a spade
And scrapped him off the Wheel"

"Little Willie in bows and Sashes
Fell in the fire and burned to ashes
In the winter, when it gets chilly
No one likes to poke up Willie"


Willie found some dynamite
Couldn't understand it quite
Curiousity seldom pays
It rained Willie for seven days.
 
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