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(Twitter)   TFG takes credit for going 12-0 in senate endorsements. Dr. Oz and Blake Masters are VERY available for comment   (twitter.com) divider line
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3054 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Dec 2022 at 12:50 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-01 12:22:53 PM  
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2022-12-01 12:32:07 PM  
That's nothing.  I have a 100% Fark headline greenlight rate.*

*when ignoring all my redlit headlines, which are the vast majority of the ones I've submitted over the years
 
2022-12-01 12:37:49 PM  
I'm happy my Eagles are still undefeated too,
 
2022-12-01 12:46:24 PM  
I can almost smell the stench of pathetic loser in need of validation from here.
 
2022-12-01 12:50:07 PM  
Every accusation is a confession:

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2022-12-01 12:50:10 PM  
Why wouldn't he be proud of it?  WTF is he even saying?

Trump doesn't waste political donations on his legal defence?
 
2022-12-01 12:53:09 PM  
It's easy to be undefeated when you only count the wins
 
2022-12-01 12:54:53 PM  

RodneyToady: That's nothing.  I have a 100% Fark headline greenlight rate.*

*when ignoring all my redlit headlines, which are the vast majority of the ones I've submitted over the years


You're a perfect 48 of 48!
 
2022-12-01 1:02:19 PM  
I can see why he has bankrupted every company he ever ran and is under "perpetual audit" by the IRS.

He's not very good at math, or anything for that matter.
 
2022-12-01 1:07:41 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I can see why he has bankrupted every company he ever ran and is under "perpetual audit" by the IRS.

He's not very good at math, or anything for that matter.


Not true.  He is BRILLIANT at making stupid people believe what he says.
 
2022-12-01 1:08:00 PM  
Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them.
 
2022-12-01 1:08:01 PM  

From Philly to Boston: I'm happy my Eagles are still undefeated too,


Same with my Steelers.
 
2022-12-01 1:10:28 PM  

Jack Sabbath: NewportBarGuy: I can see why he has bankrupted every company he ever ran and is under "perpetual audit" by the IRS.

He's not very good at math, or anything for that matter.

Not true.  He is BRILLIANT at making stupid people believe what he says.


An idiot idiot savant.
 
2022-12-01 1:10:48 PM  
Oh look it's that shameless piece of lying trash lying again. I am glad he didn't need to return to twitter because people like A Rupar make it unnecessary for him to return. They will tweet his Truth posts for him.

As an aside, If I click a fark comment section that has a twitter link embedded like this one, does twitter get any kind of credit of any kind from that?
 
2022-12-01 1:10:54 PM  
Has he attacked Kayleigh McNinny yet? If he has, I missed it. I hope he has, just so I can laugh at her.
 
2022-12-01 1:11:22 PM  
"I endorsed a long serving incumbent in a deep red area...I am smrt....lookit me!!!"

-The Stable Genius
 
2022-12-01 1:11:25 PM  
I will say that I don't know enough about who is endorsing whom to accurately judge the statement, but it sounds more like he's saying that the 12 places where they differed in Senate endorsements, Trump won all 12 of them. Again, no clue how accurate it is, but that's how I read it rather than Trump won all 12 Senate endorsements he made.
 
2022-12-01 1:12:26 PM  
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The Jacksonville Jaguars are undefeated win our mascot shows up in an American Flag speedo.
 
2022-12-01 1:12:44 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:13:14 PM  

Jack Sabbath: NewportBarGuy: I can see why he has bankrupted every company he ever ran and is under "perpetual audit" by the IRS.

He's not very good at math, or anything for that matter.

Not true.  He is BRILLIANT at making stupid people believe what he says.


He's not that good at it... they are a captured... errr Captive audience. If, somehow Ted Cruz won that nomination in 2016... they'd be slaves to his bullsh*t too.

He was the right piece of sh*t huckster in the right place at the perfect time.

The fact that the GOP makes these people slaves to their leader is the problem. Any drooling moron can lead these people if someone says "this is our leader."

F*ck they say it all the time. "I'll vote for whomever the nominee is."

But, your point does stand... in business and in politics, he has sold a lot of bullsh*t to a lot of people.
 
2022-12-01 1:13:35 PM  
He's never lost a round of golf, either.
 
2022-12-01 1:15:05 PM  

Jack Sabbath: NewportBarGuy: I can see why he has bankrupted every company he ever ran and is under "perpetual audit" by the IRS.

He's not very good at math, or anything for that matter.

Not true.  He is BRILLIANT at making stupid people believe what he says.


Many people are saying that. Many, many people.
 
2022-12-01 1:15:39 PM  
I've used this trick to increased my bank account balance by betting that the Browns have an undefeated season.
 
2022-12-01 1:15:58 PM  
I am a billionaire and I have a penis that resembles a toddlers leg.
 
2022-12-01 1:16:12 PM  
Hey y'all, I'm going to be point guard for the Knicks next season. Really. You wouldn't think a middle aged 5'9" guy who hasn't played ball since grade school would make the cut but here we are.
 
2022-12-01 1:16:31 PM  
The same Karl Rove that was an advisor for his 2020 campaign? That guy?
 
2022-12-01 1:18:28 PM  

tsjonesosu: He's never lost a round of golf, either.


Only because he never played against Kim Jong-Un.
 
2022-12-01 1:18:57 PM  
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
 
2022-12-01 1:19:45 PM  
"not something I'm proud of"

Trump is one of those farkers who comes into a message board to post about how much of a waste of time the subject of the story is, and how they have absolutely no time for such foolishness.
 
2022-12-01 1:21:17 PM  
TFG also endorsed these 2022 Senate losers:

Kelly Tshibaka AL
Leora Levy CT
Adam Laxalt NV
Don Bolduc  NH
Mehmet Oz  PA
Gerald Malloy   VT

Endorsing GOP candidates in red districts and states who are fairly certain to win is safe. But in contested races, TFG did poorly:


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2022-12-01 1:21:19 PM  
He's not wrong about Karl Rove, so that's an accomplishment right there.
 
2022-12-01 1:21:47 PM  
The Cleveland Browns had a perfect season.
Trump has a near-perfect record in post-election lawsuits as well.
 
2022-12-01 1:22:37 PM  
Turd Blossom is a RINO?
 
2022-12-01 1:22:58 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I can see why he has bankrupted every company he ever ran and is under "perpetual audit" by the IRS.

He's not very good at math, or anything for that matter.


His business math skills are the centerpiece of his NY business criminal investigations.

His vote counting math skills lead to the January 6th touristpalooza.
 
2022-12-01 1:23:15 PM  
Hey, tiny hands - Karl Rove's idiotic crime boss actually managed to get reelected and win the popular vote in the process.
 
2022-12-01 1:26:21 PM  

NewportBarGuy: F*ck they say it all the time. "I'll vote for whomever the nominee is."


Eh, not going to fault people for that one. I could say the same about the Dem nominee in 2024, just on the sheer unlikelihood of them nominating someone I can't at least hold my nose and vote for.
 
2022-12-01 1:26:56 PM  

red5ish: Turd Blossom is a RINO?


To the MAGA crowd anyone that doesn't proclaim and show 100% fealty to a NY trust-fund kid that was formerly registered as a Democrat and gave to both of the Clinton's campaigns is a RINO. McConnel is a RINO even though he has been the leader of the Senate GOP for almost 20 years now.
 
2022-12-01 1:29:00 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:32:21 PM  
The fact Trump endorsed "Eric" in a primary race between two candidates named Eric, both of whom claimed the endorsement, and when asked for clarification Trump's press office said "the endorsement speaks for itself" tells you everything you need to know about Trump's seal of approval.
 
2022-12-01 1:35:26 PM  

Target Builder: The fact Trump endorsed "Eric" in a primary race between two candidates named Eric, both of whom claimed the endorsement, and when asked for clarification Trump's press office said "the endorsement speaks for itself" tells you everything you need to know about Trump's seal of approval.


The Kiss of Death?
 
2022-12-01 1:36:24 PM  

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2022-12-01 1:37:43 PM  

Badmoodman: TFG also endorsed these 2022 Senate losers:

Kelly Tshibaka AL
Leora Levy CT
Adam Laxalt NV
Don Bolduc  NH
Mehmet Oz  PA
Gerald Malloy   VT

Endorsing GOP candidates in red districts and states who are fairly certain to win is safe. But in contested races, TFG did poorly:


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I think what Trump is saying is that ~against Rove~ he is 12-0.

Which is really cherry-picked data.  And also not something I care enough to dig into, to see if he's correct.
 
2022-12-01 1:38:22 PM  
Please stop promoting this. Or at least put it in the Entertainment tab, where TFG (and Twitter) both belong. Bad Entertainment.
 
2022-12-01 1:39:15 PM  
Donald seems worried. I wonder why?
 
2022-12-01 1:43:15 PM  

MoonFull: Please stop promoting this. Or at least put it in the Entertainment tab, where TFG (and Twitter) both belong. Bad Entertainment.


This. I can't believe bad entertainment gets better ratings than people doing good things.
 
2022-12-01 1:43:28 PM  

maniacbastard: I am a billionaire and I have a penis that resembles a toddlers leg.


With.. toes and everything? Ew,
 
2022-12-01 1:46:42 PM  

maniacbastard: I am a billionaire and I have a penis that resembles a toddlers leg.


Covered in scabs and strangely sticky?
 
2022-12-01 1:51:05 PM  

tembaarmswide: HighOnCraic: [Fark user image 425x407]

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2022-12-01 1:51:11 PM  
Did he specifically endorse Ron Johnson? I remember Tim Michels went to Mar-A-Lago to bend the knee in the governor's race (and probably make a "contribution" to some bullshiat PAC) bur RoJo owes more to McConnell turning loose the Senate Leadership Fund than he dies to Trump. It felt like Johnson went out if his way NOT to talk about Trump specifically during the campaign.
 
2022-12-01 1:52:07 PM  

freakdiablo: maniacbastard: I am a billionaire and I have a penis that resembles a toddlers leg.

Covered in scabs and strangely sticky?


If you have children, we may need to contact CPS.
 
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