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7077 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Dec 2022 at 1:05 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-01 1:06:45 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:07:05 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:07:30 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:07:52 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:08:17 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:08:19 PM  
but the Joker got away.
 
2022-12-01 1:08:27 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:08:46 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:08:50 PM  
Wow.  I don't know if I'd have chosen to ram the car with my kids in it ...
 
2022-12-01 1:09:22 PM  
Why was he not in the car that had his four kids in it?
 
2022-12-01 1:09:28 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:10:25 PM  
"Dad, did you spend time with your dad, too?"

[Batman begins crying]
 
2022-12-01 1:10:31 PM  
The father rear-ended his own vehicle near Plymouth and Penn avenues, and the suspect ran away, according to police.

I sense a Chuck Tingle novel waiting to be written.
 
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2022-12-01 1:11:16 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:15:28 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image image 400x533]


I didn't give you permission to post my picture!

/ kidding
 
2022-12-01 1:20:27 PM  

funzyr: I didn't give you permission to post my picture!


It's funny and sad...when you do a GIS for Batman Cosplay, all the weirdos pop up.

this one was pretty cool he has the bat-mobile and the bat-guitar!
"da na na na na da na na da, batman!"

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2022-12-01 1:20:29 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:21:05 PM  
OK, it wasn't his car? (he was in possession of stolen property) and he deliberately rear-ended another car?

Extenuating circumstances aside, who pays for that? Does his insurance cover it? Does the owner's? ("Hey! That's my car!!)

Watch, someone is going to have to sue this guy.
 
2022-12-01 1:23:56 PM  

Stud Gerbil: but the Joker got away.


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2022-12-01 1:26:33 PM  
BatDad
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2022-12-01 1:27:21 PM  
I guess steklo has a fat batman fetish.
 
2022-12-01 1:27:47 PM  
"No injuries were responded during this incident."

WTF Dad, Those were my kids I would have still been beating the hell out of this dude when the cops arrived.

"I dont give a fark if he's already dead, I'm kicking him a few more times."
 
2022-12-01 1:27:59 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: OK, it wasn't his car? (he was in possession of stolen property) and he deliberately rear-ended another car?

Extenuating circumstances aside, who pays for that? Does his insurance cover it? Does the owner's? ("Hey! That's my car!!)

Watch, someone is going to have to sue this guy.


They won't have to, but they are certainly going to...
 
2022-12-01 1:34:41 PM  

hobnail: I guess steklo has a fat batman fetish.


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2022-12-01 1:35:41 PM  

JeffSon069: brainlordmesomorph: OK, it wasn't his car? (he was in possession of stolen property) and he deliberately rear-ended another car?

Extenuating circumstances aside, who pays for that? Does his insurance cover it? Does the owner's? ("Hey! That's my car!!)

Watch, someone is going to have to sue this guy.

They won't have to, but they are certainly going to...


No they aren't.
 
2022-12-01 1:37:16 PM  
Batman doesn't kill. He will just beat you to near death and leave you disabled for life.

Go dad!
 
2022-12-01 1:39:44 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:47:13 PM  
"I'm gonna ram my car with my kids inside"...

Okay, I guess that's a plan.

Sounds like there were no injuries, so maybe it was one of those "make bumper contact and push" things?
 
2022-12-01 1:49:23 PM  

Dustin_00: "I'm gonna ram my car with my kids inside"...

Okay, I guess that's a plan.

Sounds like there were no injuries, so maybe it was one of those "make bumper contact and push" things?


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2022-12-01 1:51:34 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: OK, it wasn't his car? (he was in possession of stolen property) and he deliberately rear-ended another car?

Extenuating circumstances aside, who pays for that? Does his insurance cover it? Does the owner's? ("Hey! That's my car!!)

Watch, someone is going to have to sue this guy.


These are good questions. I think it depends: if the dad is black, then he has probably been arrested by now and will have to pay the owner of the other car, with whatever resources he has left after battling to get his four kids back from foster care. Unless, of course, the owner of the other car is also black.
 
2022-12-01 1:58:28 PM  

moothemagiccow: Why was he not in the car that had his four kids in it?


Because he's smart. Given the choice, I wouldn't want to be in a car with four kids either.

/Getting a headache just thinking about it
 
2022-12-01 2:02:02 PM  
No injuries were responded during this incident.

That's a damn shame.
 
2022-12-01 2:02:13 PM  
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/wishes there were more seasons of both live action and animated The Tick
 
2022-12-01 2:02:50 PM  

steklo: funzyr: I didn't give you permission to post my picture!

It's funny and sad...when you do a GIS for Batman Cosplay, all the weirdos pop up.

this one was pretty cool he has the bat-mobile and the bat-guitar!
"da na na na na da na na da, batman!"

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You and I have much different ideas of what cool is
 
2022-12-01 2:04:47 PM  
What if your dad is Leather Boy?

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2022-12-01 2:09:24 PM  
I'm just here for the fat batman pics.
 
2022-12-01 2:13:14 PM  
Now hang dumbass dad for leaving his kids in a car with the keys.
 
2022-12-01 2:14:07 PM  
My question is why did the thief trade cars when he already had a working kid-free vehicle?
 
2022-12-01 2:14:26 PM  
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2022-12-01 2:15:26 PM  

chitownmike: You and I have much different ideas of what cool is


Yup and it makes living on Earth so much more pleasurable.
 
2022-12-01 2:15:46 PM  

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2022-12-01 2:16:27 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I'm just here for the fat batman pics.


thank god I wasn't "waisting" my time posting them for you. Whew!
 
2022-12-01 2:17:48 PM  

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Oh the....
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2022-12-01 2:18:35 PM  

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Oh the....
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2022-12-01 2:19:19 PM  
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2022-12-01 2:19:39 PM  
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2022-12-01 2:20:38 PM  

The Third Man: The father rear-ended his own vehicle near Plymouth and Penn avenues, and the suspect ran away, according to police.

I sense a Chuck Tingle novel waiting to be written.


Rammed in the Butt by the Owner of the Care you Stole, driving the other car you Stole...
Doesn't have the ring of "Leon Mumps Rammed In The Butt By Twidder", but Chuck, subject matter aside (you enjoy your thing, I will enjoy mine), is a really entertaining writer, so it could work.
 
2022-12-01 2:21:21 PM  
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Sounds like my dad, actually, who said those things.
 
2022-12-01 2:23:29 PM  

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... You'd turn it off when I was halfway across...
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2022-12-01 2:23:31 PM  
MN is about to need its own tag at this rate.
 
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