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(NYPost)   Hugh Hefner's ex claims Playboy Mansion is haunted, grotto is really REALLY gross   (nypost.com) divider line
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2022-12-01 12:52:51 PM  
"My sister, myself and my friend Stacy were all sitting on my bed," the one-time E! Network staple said, adding that she'd purchased a new puppy earlier that day. "We were talking, having a glass of wine, and the TV was on. All of a sudden, out of the corner of all of our eyes, we saw a woman standing in my closet."

Go on....
 
2022-12-01 12:53:27 PM  
Captain Stubing was a player

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2022-12-01 12:53:38 PM  
Huh, a playmate that is blonde, skinny, with big fake knockers.  How unique.
 
2022-12-01 12:54:46 PM  
Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
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But on viagra...
 
2022-12-01 12:55:39 PM  
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2022-12-01 12:57:15 PM  

stuhayes2010: Huh, a playmate that is blonde, skinny, with big fake knockers.  How unique.


They're still real to me!
 
2022-12-01 12:57:47 PM  
2319!!!

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2022-12-01 1:01:14 PM  

fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...


I remember this claim going around my college too.

Anyone here have any experience with real-world semen clogs?  Semen is mostly liquid. It should just flow down the drain right?  I'd be more concerned about pipes getting clogged with vomit
 
2022-12-01 1:02:23 PM  
I think this falls under the "unless you really want some more" clause of the Ghostbuster's advertising campaign.
 
2022-12-01 1:02:49 PM  
The ghosts of lost dignity.
 
2022-12-01 1:03:39 PM  

The Yattering: fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...

I remember this claim going around my college too.

Anyone here have any experience with real-world semen clogs?  Semen is mostly liquid. It should just flow down the drain right?  I'd be more concerned about pipes getting clogged with vomit


Cocaine makes you poop.

So there's that
 
2022-12-01 1:04:12 PM  
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Nothing to see here. Move along
 
2022-12-01 1:05:44 PM  

The Yattering: fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...

I remember this claim going around my college too.

Anyone here have any experience with real-world semen clogs?  Semen is mostly liquid. It should just flow down the drain right?  I'd be more concerned about pipes getting clogged with vomit


It's not the semen, it's the semen and hair creating a "lattice" that clogs w/ all kinds of other stuff (minerals in the water, mainly). Hair is the real enemy, but semen makes it worse.

/only things worse are "flushable" wipes and kitchen grease
 
2022-12-01 1:06:05 PM  

The Yattering: fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...

I remember this claim going around my college too.

Anyone here have any experience with real-world semen clogs?  Semen is mostly liquid. It should just flow down the drain right?  I'd be more concerned about pipes getting clogged with vomit


If your semen is clogging up your drain, you need to drink more liquids.

And stop fapping so much in the shower.
 
2022-12-01 1:06:54 PM  
He's gross but congrats to Hefner.  He kept it going to the end.
 
2022-12-01 1:07:37 PM  

The Yattering: fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...

I remember this claim going around my college too.

Anyone here have any experience with real-world semen clogs?  Semen is mostly liquid. It should just flow down the drain right?  I'd be more concerned about pipes getting clogged with vomit


Yeah I'm going to call BS on that and chalk this up to being a student prank.  It's such a small volume per person when compared with all the other crap people are washing down the bathroom drains.  The sink drains can't be any more delicate than the shower ones right? People used to wash their dishes from their dorm rooms in the bathroom sinks, so you have bits of like noodles and vegetables from soups and stuff.

Also, pretty much everyone was jerking it in their bedrooms.  Why do it in a cramped little shower when you have the wide world of porn and your laptop in your dorm room.  It's not like there are zero times when your roommate isn't around (although I felt bad for the dudes crammed into freshman quads or triples.  I never asked how they managed it).
 
2022-12-01 1:09:29 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Yattering: fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...

I remember this claim going around my college too.

Anyone here have any experience with real-world semen clogs?  Semen is mostly liquid. It should just flow down the drain right?  I'd be more concerned about pipes getting clogged with vomit

If your semen is clogging up your drain, you need to drink more liquids.

And stop fapping so much in the shower.


I still think it's fake because it's such a small amount, but hot water does 'scramble' the proteins in semen and turns it to like a cooked egg white type goo instead of liquid.
 
2022-12-01 1:17:31 PM  
They were even able to capture the ghosts on camera:
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2022-12-01 1:18:09 PM  

New Rising Sun: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Yattering: fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...

I remember this claim going around my college too.

Anyone here have any experience with real-world semen clogs?  Semen is mostly liquid. It should just flow down the drain right?  I'd be more concerned about pipes getting clogged with vomit

If your semen is clogging up your drain, you need to drink more liquids.

And stop fapping so much in the shower.

I still think it's fake because it's such a small amount, but hot water does 'scramble' the proteins in semen and turns it to like a cooked egg white type goo instead of liquid.


Needs a "The More You Know!" jpeg.
 
2022-12-01 1:19:58 PM  
I imagine going into the grotto with a black light would cause instantaneous blindness. Jesus, I imagine how viscous that water is at this point.
 
2022-12-01 1:26:06 PM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

If your semen is clogging up your drain, you need to drink more liquids.

And stop fapping so much in the shower.


I second this.  Masturbate in a tree, in front of the tourists, like a normal person.
 
2022-12-01 1:29:18 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:32:37 PM  
Every sperm is sacred.
 
2022-12-01 1:36:34 PM  

fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...


It's ALL PIPES!
 
2022-12-01 1:36:37 PM  
Well, not that it matters, but the only one that I found interesting was Marilyn Cole:
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but that's because I find brunettes more appealing
 
2022-12-01 1:37:33 PM  

The Yattering: fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...

I remember this claim going around my college too.

Anyone here have any experience with real-world semen clogs?  Semen is mostly liquid. It should just flow down the drain right?  I'd be more concerned about pipes getting clogged with vomit


Ask your RA.
 
2022-12-01 1:43:39 PM  
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2022-12-01 1:44:35 PM  

elgrancerdo: Well, not that it matters, but the only one that I found interesting was Marilyn Cole:
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but that's because I find brunettes more appealing


Fun fact:  I was in boot camp with Debra Jo Fondren's cousin.  Must have made for some interesting family reunions.
 
2022-12-01 1:46:19 PM  
They say when the moon is full you can still hear the ghost of Shel Silverstein's boner tap-tap-tapping at the window pane.
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2022-12-01 1:56:08 PM  

The Yattering: fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...

I remember this claim going around my college too.

Anyone here have any experience with real-world semen clogs?  Semen is mostly liquid. It should just flow down the drain right?  I'd be more concerned about pipes getting clogged with vomit


People are gross and selfish. If it means lieing about the drains being clogged with hair, which is why they always are full, and stopping your next door neighbor cranking one out so you can shower, lie away.
 
2022-12-01 1:59:03 PM  
Oh.  Bridget is broke.  I figured she'd be the last of the three.
 
2022-12-01 2:00:31 PM  

camarugala: I imagine going into the grotto with a black light would cause instantaneous blindness. Jesus, I imagine how viscous that water is at this point.


Could be worse.

Family Guy - Filthy hotel room
Youtube 0L6PhTMb9is
 
2022-12-01 2:07:14 PM  

fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...


I have to imagine they just didn't want to deal with people masturbating in the showers... because soap and oil residue mixed with hair is the real enemy of shower drains.

It would take a hell of a lot of semen to be a significant part of the problem, and it would require time to dry.
 
2022-12-01 2:11:06 PM  
In the shower? What kind of animal are you? Hump your roommate's pillow like a gentleman!

/carefully, though, so you don't wake him up
 
2022-12-01 2:12:10 PM  

bronskrat: Captain Stubing was a player

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Definitely looks like love.
 
2022-12-01 2:15:22 PM  
Sex ghosts?

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2022-12-01 2:15:40 PM  
And I'm sure alcohol and drugs had nothing to do with it.
 
2022-12-01 2:20:11 PM  
It's haunted by the ghosts of trillions of the unborn.

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2022-12-01 2:21:28 PM  

camarugala: I imagine going into the grotto with a black light would cause instantaneous blindness. Jesus, I imagine how viscous that water is at this point.


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2022-12-01 2:27:51 PM  

bronskrat: Captain Stubing Stabbinwas a player


FTFY
 
2022-12-01 2:32:02 PM  

The Yattering: Anyone here have any experience with real-world semen clogs?


Don't think you mom is on here, but I hear she gets pretty clogged.
 
2022-12-01 2:32:41 PM  
It's Slimer
 
2022-12-01 2:34:10 PM  
Monk did a Black Light in the Hotel Room episode.... shivers!
 
2022-12-01 2:43:48 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: New Rising Sun: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Yattering: fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...

I remember this claim going around my college too.

Anyone here have any experience with real-world semen clogs?  Semen is mostly liquid. It should just flow down the drain right?  I'd be more concerned about pipes getting clogged with vomit

If your semen is clogging up your drain, you need to drink more liquids.

And stop fapping so much in the shower.

I still think it's fake because it's such a small amount, but hot water does 'scramble' the proteins in semen and turns it to like a cooked egg white type goo instead of liquid.

Needs a "The More You Know!" jpeg.


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2022-12-01 2:43:49 PM  
Are you trying to tell me, work with me here, that Bunnies weren't chosen based on their rational outlook to the world?
 
2022-12-01 2:46:33 PM  
Y'all are slacking.

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2022-12-01 2:49:18 PM  

Eastern Airlines: xxBirdMadGirlxx: New Rising Sun: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Yattering: fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...

I remember this claim going around my college too.

Anyone here have any experience with real-world semen clogs?  Semen is mostly liquid. It should just flow down the drain right?  I'd be more concerned about pipes getting clogged with vomit

If your semen is clogging up your drain, you need to drink more liquids.

And stop fapping so much in the shower.

I still think it's fake because it's such a small amount, but hot water does 'scramble' the proteins in semen and turns it to like a cooked egg white type goo instead of liquid.

Needs a "The More You Know!" jpeg.

[Fark user image 425x280]


+1 Internet for you.
 
2022-12-01 2:51:11 PM  
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2022-12-01 3:00:52 PM  

fsbilly: Guess the grotto sitch is kinda like this:
[pbs.twimg.com image 453x604]
But on viagra...


// UMass grad
// coed bathrooms
// back in the day...
 
2022-12-01 3:04:32 PM  
I thought they were tearing that thing down.
 
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