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(Daily Star)   UK tabloids 'unable to find any teachers who aren't on OnlyFans,' say reports (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2022-12-01 4:13:24 AM  
I was a Computer Science teacher at one point. I was teaching in Wester Hailes which is a hell hole in Edinburgh. There was a massive family that attended the school, they had children in most year groups. I taught their twin 13 year olds. One evening the parents had been called into see the head master about a matter concerning one of their older children. They came out of the meeting to find their twins fighting another 13 year old. They proceeded to hold down the child their children were fighting so that their kids could get more punches in before telling the head master to go fark himself.

I don't teach any more
 
2022-12-01 4:31:04 AM  
From one of the many "related stories" linked in TFA: "The 24-year-old was then charged with engaging in sexual communication with a child but was deemed "not mentally fit enough" to either enter a plea or stand trial."

WTF. I was going to say something snarky, but that's just too sad. We need to be more careful about who we choose to teach our kids.
 
2022-12-01 6:01:55 AM  
Kirsty says 'a huge weight' is off her mind now she's told the school 'what to do with their job'

Judging from the pic, the "huge weight" is on her chest now
 
2022-12-01 9:06:17 AM  
That's hilarious.

Guess you prudes have to make a choice, pay teachers more to expand your potential pool of hireable candidates, or get over your aversion to Sex Work

Of course, you'll do either, so, ya know, choke on it I guess.
 
2022-12-01 9:09:48 AM  
Van Halen - Hot For Teacher (Official Music Video)
Youtube 6M4_Ommfvv0
 
2022-12-01 9:12:16 AM  

twonky: They proceeded to hold down the child their children were fighting so that their kids could get more punches in before telling the head master to go fark himself.


Is it just me, or shouldn't that be extremely illegal, and count as child abuse? I know trash is trash, and trash schools have bad rules enforcement, but holding down someone else's kid is below trash.
 
2022-12-01 9:16:24 AM  
FTFA : ""The council has a code of conduct that all employees should adhere to and a teacher who has actively pursued a second income on this type of website brings their school, the council and their profession into disrepute."

Have they tried offering better pay and benefits as well as a safer work environment?
 
2022-12-01 9:17:24 AM  

twonky: I was a Computer Science teacher at one point. I was teaching in Wester Hailes which is a hell hole in Edinburgh. There was a massive family that attended the school, they had children in most year groups. I taught their twin 13 year olds. One evening the parents had been called into see the head master about a matter concerning one of their older children. They came out of the meeting to find their twins fighting another 13 year old. They proceeded to hold down the child their children were fighting so that their kids could get more punches in before telling the head master to go fark himself.

I don't teach any more


Did one on them go "O'DOYLE RULES"
on the way out?
 
2022-12-01 9:17:54 AM  
Anyone else get the impression that the phrase "gang warfare" is producing a lot of smoke from very little fire?
 
2022-12-01 9:18:22 AM  

sjmcc13: twonky: They proceeded to hold down the child their children were fighting so that their kids could get more punches in before telling the head master to go fark himself.

Is it just me, or shouldn't that be extremely illegal, and count as child abuse? I know trash is trash, and trash schools have bad rules enforcement, but holding down someone else's kid is below trash.


Those schools are just prison-in-training facilities.
 
2022-12-01 9:18:49 AM  

sjmcc13: twonky: They proceeded to hold down the child their children were fighting so that their kids could get more punches in before telling the head master to go fark himself.

Is it just me, or shouldn't that be extremely illegal, and count as child abuse? I know trash is trash, and trash schools have bad rules enforcement, but holding down someone else's kid is below trash.


What if the other kid was like... really annoying, though.
 
2022-12-01 9:19:50 AM  

Somacandra: FTFA : ""The council has a code of conduct that all employees should adhere to and a teacher who has actively pursued a second income on this type of website brings their school, the council and their profession into disrepute."

Have they tried offering better pay and benefits as well as a safer work environment?


The teacher should probably be paid more, but that's besides the point. What the adult does in their free time, independent of the school, is irrelevant.
 
2022-12-01 9:21:20 AM  
I'm also on https://reddit.com/r/onlyfans
What is the problem? We need some circulation here.
 
2022-12-01 9:22:37 AM  
British Hot? He's how they look in the States.

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2022-12-01 9:25:17 AM  

pc_gator: British Hot? He's how they look in the States.

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Those shoes seem impractical.
 
2022-12-01 9:25:32 AM  
Let me see.  Make decent money performing and chatting to fans online versus a miniscule salary working at a thankless job and being constantly threatened, abused and bullied by an ignorant public.   Tough career choice.
 
2022-12-01 9:27:44 AM  
Well, my experience is that women who are teachers, are also women who enjoy demonstrating things to people, and will often be happy to demonstrate all kinds of things to all kinds of people.
 
2022-12-01 9:33:08 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: Well, my experience is that women who are teachers, are also women who enjoy demonstrating things to people, and will often be happy to demonstrate all kinds of things to all kinds of people.


That's no way to write a Penthouse Forum letter.
 
2022-12-01 9:33:28 AM  
FYI this is the plot of the Sigourney Weaver movie Half Moon Street
 
2022-12-01 9:33:37 AM  
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2022-12-01 9:33:49 AM  
Once again, not one occurrence of the word 'cheeky'.  Whatever happened to the high standards of British journalism?
 
2022-12-01 9:38:00 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Once again, not one occurrence of the word 'cheeky'.  Whatever happened to the high standards of British journalism?


True, but in all fairness to the article writer, all of the pictures seemed to be from the front
 
2022-12-01 9:38:38 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Once again, not one occurrence of the word 'cheeky'.  Whatever happened to the high standards of British journalism?


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-12-01 9:40:23 AM  

Armchair_Invective: Let me see.  Make decent money performing and chatting to fans online versus a miniscule salary working at a thankless job and being constantly threatened, abused and bullied by an ignorant public.   Tough career choice.


This lady is about two inches away from hitting the wall. She got a max of two years of OF money, and won't have a teachers pension after her little show. Plus there are many OF scrapping sites popping up every day.
 
2022-12-01 9:41:27 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Once again, not one occurrence of the word 'cheeky'.  Whatever happened to the high standards of British journalism?


british sarcastic comments are still alive and well

"even old birds need stuffing at christmas"
 
2022-12-01 9:43:11 AM  

sjmcc13: twonky: They proceeded to hold down the child their children were fighting so that their kids could get more punches in before telling the head master to go fark himself.

Is it just me, or shouldn't that be extremely illegal, and count as child abuse? I know trash is trash, and trash schools have bad rules enforcement, but holding down someone else's kid is below trash.


Ha! You believe that really happened?
I have a bridge for sale. Are you interested?

/Financing available.
 
2022-12-01 9:59:36 AM  

pc_gator: British Hot? He's how they look in the States.


I'm no doctor, or a betting man, but that's no man baby!  That's a mam!
 
2022-12-01 10:01:08 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Once again, not one occurrence of the word 'cheeky'.  Whatever happened to the high standards of British journalism?


Was someone at least gobsmacked?
 
2022-12-01 10:03:40 AM  
Every chick with implants thinks she will get rich on only fans.
 
2022-12-01 10:07:05 AM  
Finally an article which features stupid but doesn't mention the Georgia senate race.
 
2022-12-01 10:10:48 AM  

The Official Fark Cajun: Every chick with implants thinks she will get rich on only fans.


counterpoint: every incel keeps proving them right
 
2022-12-01 10:21:49 AM  

BitwiseShift: Finally an article which features stupid but doesn't mention the Georgia senate race.


Dec 7th. I'll never have to watch tv and hear..."I'm Rapheal Warnock and I approve this message"

Those political adverts have been torturous for the past 6 months or so...can't wait until someone gets voted in.

Lesser of two evils, it's a hard choice.
 
2022-12-01 10:24:01 AM  

steklo: BitwiseShift: Finally an article which features stupid but doesn't mention the Georgia senate race.

Dec 7th. I'll never have to watch tv and hear..."I'm Rapheal Warnock and I approve this message"

Those political adverts have been torturous for the past 6 months or so...can't wait until someone gets voted in.

Lesser of two evils, it's a hard choice.


Can you do a write-in in a runoff?

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2022-12-01 10:25:13 AM  

Armchair_Invective: Let me see.  Make decent money performing and chatting to fans online versus a miniscule salary working at a thankless job and being constantly threatened, abused and bullied by an ignorant public.   Tough career choice.


Well, I assume there are time in grade issues.  You can teach until you die, but there's not as big a market for granny porn.

A lot of teachers do teach until they die, because they don't earn enough to retire.

Yeah, OnlyFans looks better and better, doesn't it?
 
2022-12-01 10:44:01 AM  
I'm totally okay with boobs at this time of the morning.
 
2022-12-01 10:49:23 AM  
"other teachers earning £50,000 a month" on the site.

For every model making that there's thousands more making little to nothing a month. According to her profile she only has 35 pics and 8 videos up, there's no way she's making anywhere near that kind of money. Figuring the currency exchange rate and Only Fans taking their 20%, she'd have to sustain over 7,650 monthly subscribers to earn that amount. So unless she's doing some seriously kinky, raunchy, or unique stuff, she's no where near hot enough to sustain that kind of following.

"with 47 fans signing up for $9.99 monthly subscriptions in the past three days alone."

Temporary bump of students, coworkers, and parents curious to see her naked.
 
2022-12-01 10:59:53 AM  
If I read that correctly, she took a hot load to the ham wallet. Please correct me if wrong.
 
2022-12-01 11:03:57 AM  

Nick Nostril: If I read that correctly, she took a hot load to the ham wallet. Please correct me if wrong.


Holy shart, wrong thread. Sort of.
 
2022-12-01 11:43:10 AM  

ReapTheChaos: unless she's doing some seriously kinky, raunchy, or unique stuff, she's no where near hot enough to sustain that kind of following.


There's a woman in Georgia who tried to catch a bullet with her vagina in return for a tip... So cam girls are apparently reaching entirely new levels of competition for subscribers.
 
2022-12-01 11:58:29 AM  

OldRod: Can you do a write-in in a runoff?


I'll find out tonight. I plan on early voting right after work.
 
2022-12-01 12:00:05 PM  

Nick Nostril: she took a hot load to the ham wallet


I'm just going to sit here and giggle. Ham Wallet.

I could only think of this

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2022-12-01 12:07:20 PM  
I brought my pencil!  Gimmie something to write on!
 
2022-12-01 12:12:41 PM  

The Official Fark Cajun: Every chick with implants thinks she will get rich on only fans.


It is positively unreal how high a woman's stock rises when she gets implants.
 
2022-12-01 12:15:10 PM  

stevesporn2000: It is positively unreal how high a woman's stock rises when she gets implants.


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2022-12-01 12:18:17 PM  

Jimmy's getting angry: sjmcc13: twonky: They proceeded to hold down the child their children were fighting so that their kids could get more punches in before telling the head master to go fark himself.

Is it just me, or shouldn't that be extremely illegal, and count as child abuse? I know trash is trash, and trash schools have bad rules enforcement, but holding down someone else's kid is below trash.

Ha! You believe that really happened?
I have a bridge for sale. Are you interested?

/Financing available.


You live in a really sheltered bubble don't you?

Did it happen to the poster, not necessarily but there is not enough to rationally call it a lie.

Did something along the line happen somewhere, almost certainly. The world is not anywhere near a nice enough place for that type of event to have not happened somewhere.
 
2022-12-01 12:57:57 PM  

steklo: stevesporn2000: It is positively unreal how high a woman's stock rises when she gets implants.

[Fark user image 375x709]


At least nobody will complain about sharp knees...
 
2022-12-01 1:00:36 PM  

steklo: stevesporn2000: It is positively unreal how high a woman's stock rises when she gets implants.

[Fark user image 375x709]


That is a really clever costume
 
2022-12-01 1:05:39 PM  

steklo: stevesporn2000: It is positively unreal how high a woman's stock rises when she gets implants.

[Fark user image 375x709]


Check out the pyramids on Nefertiti over there!
 
2022-12-01 1:07:51 PM  

OldRod: Can you do a write-in in a runoff?

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Probably not.

And even if you did, some states have a  thing where write-ins still have to register (but a later deadline and lower requirement than being on the ballot).  If you're not on the last, they won't announce the results, so they get to avoid how many 'anyone else', 'Mickey mouse', 'Santa claus', 'none of the above', etc that voters cast.

/might have put a sign up that said 'Cthulhu: this time he's the lesser evil' in 2016
 
2022-12-01 2:06:53 PM  

hissatsu: At least nobody will complain about sharp knees...


mjbok: That is a really clever costume


Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Check out the pyramids on Nefertiti over there!


Honestly, folks....I stole the photo a few years ago, found it on Fark.  Thought it was funny.

I'm pretty bad at current pop culture and don't even know who this is or supposed to be.

I would just be very careful going to second base with her. Have band-aids ready, I guess.
 
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