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2022-12-01 2:38:09 AM  
Lucky for me I've never seen one of those stickers in person that wasn't already scratched beyond recognition, so there are good people out there too.

Racist and Facebook might be redundant. And maybe uncle as well.
 
2022-12-01 4:53:04 AM  
Hmmm...

Election must be over.
 
2022-12-01 4:56:04 AM  

sunsawed: Hmmm...

Election must be over.


Stop using larger fonts to get notic...
Aww f*ck.
 
2022-12-01 4:58:48 AM  
I never saw those stickers around here, though I might have seen the sticky residue left behind by a removed one.

I also have no close living relatives that are Republican.
 
2022-12-01 5:03:51 AM  

Alphax: I never saw those stickers around here, though I might have seen the sticky residue left behind by a removed one.

I also have no close living relatives that are Republican.


For the longest time, there was an Infowars sticker on the lamp post of a bar that I go to. It'd been there so long, that I actually got a little attached to it, and actually got a little sad when somebody finally took it down last month.
 
2022-12-01 5:14:55 AM  
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They're remarkably easy to peel off, but the Trumpers learnt real good that you superglue them to the pump.
Fortunately, we learn faster.
Damn you, book learnin'!

'Murica
 
2022-12-01 5:15:44 AM  
I saw a gas pump sticker someone put on one advertising for the local Proud Boys chapter. So of course I peeled it off, and emailed them calling them all sorts of hurtful mean names that I would never say to anyone who wasn't a nazi
 
2022-12-01 5:20:08 AM  

Nintenfreak: I saw a gas pump sticker someone put on one advertising for the local Proud Boys chapter. So of course I peeled it off, and emailed them calling them all sorts of hurtful mean names that I would never say to anyone who wasn't a nazi


Proud Boys is the gayest name for a white supremacist group I could ever imagine
 
2022-12-01 5:23:09 AM  

Nintenfreak: I saw a gas pump sticker someone put on one advertising for the local Proud Boys chapter. So of course I peeled it off, and emailed them calling them all sorts of hurtful mean names that I would never say to anyone who wasn't a nazi


Mississippi?
Ugh.
Hope y'all got through the avocado of doom ok.
 
2022-12-01 5:27:59 AM  

Maud Dib: Nintenfreak: I saw a gas pump sticker someone put on one advertising for the local Proud Boys chapter. So of course I peeled it off, and emailed them calling them all sorts of hurtful mean names that I would never say to anyone who wasn't a nazi

Mississippi?
Ugh.
Hope y'all got through the avocado of doom ok.


wtf is an avocado of doom?
 
2022-12-01 5:28:02 AM  

Maud Dib: [Fark user image 425x430]
They're remarkably easy to peel off, but the Trumpers learnt real good that you superglue them to the pump.
Fortunately, we learn faster.
Damn you, book learnin'!

'Murica


Now they'll be selling them with MAGA logos so Trumpers can remove the stickers.
 
2022-12-01 5:32:50 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Maud Dib: Nintenfreak: I saw a gas pump sticker someone put on one advertising for the local Proud Boys chapter. So of course I peeled it off, and emailed them calling them all sorts of hurtful mean names that I would never say to anyone who wasn't a nazi

Mississippi?
Ugh.
Hope y'all got through the avocado of doom ok.

wtf is an avocado of doom?


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2022-12-01 5:44:17 AM  
A friend of mine had a pack of those stickers, that he just had to show me. He considers himself a fine law abiding citizen. I got into a loud discussion about vandalism and how much it costs small businesses to remove their stickers.

I kind of hope it took the shine off his smugness.
 
2022-12-01 5:44:54 AM  
The pre-Ukraine prices are still much higher than they were when Joe took office.

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2022-12-01 6:20:55 AM  

misanthropicsob: The pre-Ukraine prices are still much higher than they were when Joe took office.

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The economy was still pretty much shut down due to the pandemic at that time and gas futures were in the negative also. You know the whole supply and demand free market thing.
 
2022-12-01 6:21:13 AM  

misanthropicsob: The pre-Ukraine prices are still much higher than they were when Joe took office.

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Biden is so bad that he made gas price rises in my country too!
 
2022-12-01 6:28:48 AM  

EvilEgg: A friend of mine had a pack of those stickers, that he just had to show me. He considers himself a fine law abiding citizen. I got into a loud discussion about vandalism and how much it costs small businesses to remove their stickers.

I kind of hope it took the shine off his smugness.


Too much shenanigans going on with gas pumps, what with card skimming, and whatnot.
 
2022-12-01 6:34:46 AM  
I've been yanking them from all the Trumper gas stations I visit with the plan of reattaching when gas settles down.
 
2022-12-01 6:40:46 AM  

Palined Parenthood: Nintenfreak: I saw a gas pump sticker someone put on one advertising for the local Proud Boys chapter. So of course I peeled it off, and emailed them calling them all sorts of hurtful mean names that I would never say to anyone who wasn't a nazi

Proud Boys is the gayest name for a white supremacist group I could ever imagine


More gay that putting a dildo up your butt to own the libs and filming it?
 
2022-12-01 6:41:45 AM  
I'm so confused as to why the Democrats waited until after the election to lower gas prices. Unless.. it was the Republican controlling gas prices the whole time. 🙄
 
2022-12-01 6:42:53 AM  

misanthropicsob: The pre-Ukraine prices are still much higher than they were when Joe took office.

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I love how drastic that graph was made to look by not having the price axis go to zero. But then again, you're also ridiculously insidious....
 
2022-12-01 6:48:49 AM  
They can just attach them to the shelves in the grocery store instead.
 
2022-12-01 6:49:19 AM  
Liquid Death (water) sells stickers on their website.  They call them "vandalism fun packs."
 
2022-12-01 6:55:50 AM  

Shaggy_C: They can just attach them to the shelves in the grocery store instead.


I just learned last night that my electric generation cost has almost doubled from a year ago.

Thanks Obama.
 
2022-12-01 6:56:02 AM  

Alphax: I never saw those stickers around here, though I might have seen the sticky residue left behind by a removed one.

I also have no close living relatives that are Republican.


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2022-12-01 6:59:53 AM  
you know it's weird, when you remind the right that the oil prices started taking off in may of 2020 after trump told saudi arabia and russia to cut production to the tune of 10% of GLOBAL output they kind of glaze over and blame obama or something.
 
2022-12-01 6:59:55 AM  

misanthropicsob: The pre-Ukraine prices are still much higher than they were when Joe took office.

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Thank you, progressive.

Cheap gas prices are one of the cornerstones of progressive thought.
 
2022-12-01 7:09:56 AM  

Shaggy_C: They can just attach them to the shelves in the grocery store instead.


See, this is the kind of hilarious shtick I remember you used to do!  Stick with these kinds of comments, dude! That's funny!
 
2022-12-01 7:18:36 AM  
Thanks Biden!
 
2022-12-01 7:24:16 AM  

Maud Dib: ArcadianRefugee: Maud Dib: Nintenfreak: I saw a gas pump sticker someone put on one advertising for the local Proud Boys chapter. So of course I peeled it off, and emailed them calling them all sorts of hurtful mean names that I would never say to anyone who wasn't a nazi

Mississippi?
Ugh.
Hope y'all got through the avocado of doom ok.

wtf is an avocado of doom?

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🤦
 
2022-12-01 7:25:49 AM  

Shaggy_C: They can just attach them to the shelves in the grocery store instead.


Based on my interactions with the stockboys at my local Kroger, I'm pretty sure that if they caught me doing that, they would work me over behind the loading dock while their manager pretended not to see anything.
 
2022-12-01 7:30:38 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Maud Dib: ArcadianRefugee: Maud Dib: Nintenfreak: I saw a gas pump sticker someone put on one advertising for the local Proud Boys chapter. So of course I peeled it off, and emailed them calling them all sorts of hurtful mean names that I would never say to anyone who wasn't a nazi

Mississippi?
Ugh.
Hope y'all got through the avocado of doom ok.

wtf is an avocado of doom?

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🤦


My buddy in Central Mississippi survived.
They have been hammered by late season tornadoes before.
F*ck you, climate change.
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2022-12-01 7:50:17 AM  
Pop quiz: Which of these two numbers has a more profound effect on the overall economy?

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2022-12-01 7:51:51 AM  

SupplySideJesus: Pop quiz: Which of these two numbers has a more profound effect on the overall economy?

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The 2 and the 0?
 
2022-12-01 7:56:41 AM  

SupplySideJesus: Pop quiz: Which of these two numbers has a more profound effect on the overall economy?

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There are at least 9 numbers in that picture.
 
2022-12-01 8:10:49 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: SupplySideJesus: Pop quiz: Which of these two numbers has a more profound effect on the overall economy?

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The 2 and the 0?


Zizzowop: SupplySideJesus: Pop quiz: Which of these two numbers has a more profound effect on the overall economy?

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There are at least 9 numbers in that picture.


I award you both one funny each.
 
2022-12-01 8:21:42 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Shaggy_C: They can just attach them to the shelves in the grocery store instead.

Based on my interactions with the stockboys at my local Kroger, I'm pretty sure that if they caught me doing that, they would work me over behind the loading dock while their manager pretended not to see anything.


Where do you live, south central? The high schoolers at my local grocery store wouldn't lift a finger to do something beyond their job descriptions.
 
2022-12-01 8:23:40 AM  

SupplySideJesus: Pop quiz: Which of these two numbers has a more profound effect on the overall economy?

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It's a made up sign because there is no diesel.
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2022-12-01 8:30:17 AM  

Shaggy_C: Rapmaster2000: Shaggy_C: They can just attach them to the shelves in the grocery store instead.

Based on my interactions with the stockboys at my local Kroger, I'm pretty sure that if they caught me doing that, they would work me over behind the loading dock while their manager pretended not to see anything.

Where do you live, south central? The high schoolers at my local grocery store wouldn't lift a finger to do something beyond their job descriptions.


Kroger is unionized.  The guys at my store look like 70s Teamsters.
 
2022-12-01 8:34:11 AM  

Sawdust and Mildew: Lucky for me I've never seen one of those stickers in person that wasn't already scratched beyond recognition, so there are good people out there too.

Racist and Facebook might be redundant. And maybe uncle as well.


So, what I hear you saying is, there are good people on both sides?
 
2022-12-01 8:39:23 AM  

Palined Parenthood: Nintenfreak: I saw a gas pump sticker someone put on one advertising for the local Proud Boys chapter. So of course I peeled it off, and emailed them calling them all sorts of hurtful mean names that I would never say to anyone who wasn't a nazi

Proud Boys is the gayest name for a white supremacist group I could ever imagine


Rural PA here, I ask if they are one of the "Pride Boys" when they start in, it usually stops them in their tracks.
 
2022-12-01 8:58:40 AM  

heavymetal: misanthropicsob: The pre-Ukraine prices are still much higher than they were when Joe took office.

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The economy was still pretty much shut down due to the pandemic at that time and gas futures were in the negative also. You know the whole supply and demand free market thing.


Shhhhh.....you're interrupting his Two Minute Hate
 
2022-12-01 9:04:37 AM  
$2.86 at my local Sam's Club. Around $2.95 elsewhere.
 
2022-12-01 9:05:05 AM  

SupplySideJesus: Pop quiz: Which of these two numbers has a more profound effect on the overall economy?

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2022-12-01 9:14:17 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Shaggy_C: They can just attach them to the shelves in the grocery store instead.

Based on my interactions with the stockboys at my local Kroger, I'm pretty sure that if they caught me doing that, they would work me over behind the loading dock while their manager pretended not to see anything.


Ohhh, I think I've seen this adult video.

Wait, what?
 
2022-12-01 9:27:59 AM  

SupplySideJesus: Pop quiz: Which of these two numbers has a more profound effect on the overall economy?

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Diesel obviously. But the cost to the trucking industry manifests in higher prices for just about everything, so people notice gasoline prices.

Unless your daily driver is a diesel. Although in my case, it's more like monthly. It coded two fuel injector circuits in early November and the best the MB dealership could do is Dec. 16th.
 
2022-12-01 9:49:19 AM  

Maud Dib: [Fark user image image 425x430]
They're remarkably easy to peel off, but the Trumpers learnt real good that you superglue them to the pump.
Fortunately, we learn faster.
Damn you, book learnin'!

'Murica


No, they're now more cunning.  Last night, I was filling up my car, and someone had carved the name "BIDEN" along with a rough looking arrow near the display.
 
2022-12-01 9:52:10 AM  
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My favorite "I did this" sticker to post on Twatter for those that are ranting about Ashli Babbitt being murdered.  It really pisses these people off.  And, my job is done
 
2022-12-01 9:59:16 AM  
how can the price of gas go down when the Keystone pipeline is still shut down?

/XL
//not stupid
///refine baby refine
 
2022-12-01 10:02:11 AM  

TheraTx: how can the price of gas go down when the Keystone pipeline is still shut down?

/XL
//not stupid
///refine baby refine


Not sure if serious.  Tar sands oil is very expensive, shutting down the expensive hard to get oil doesn't affect price.
 
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