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(Law and Crime)   Police chief allowed to retire from force, avoid jail, get blowjob   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
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5300 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Dec 2022 at 5:30 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-01 5:21:24 AM  
And they didn't even make him give a blowjob. Nice.
 
2022-12-01 5:36:06 AM  
that'll show 'm
 
2022-12-01 5:36:52 AM  
Jesus Christ, these asshole pigs ALL LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE.
 
2022-12-01 5:36:56 AM  
"Ahead". I said "get ahead"!
 
2022-12-01 5:43:21 AM  
Rejoice! The system works!!
 
2022-12-01 5:43:55 AM  
Republicans are really angry about guys in charge getting blowjobs.
They will surely not back the blue here.
 
2022-12-01 5:54:15 AM  
He wants a BJ, give him one from Bruno.
 
2022-12-01 6:02:11 AM  
Payne last week turned himself over to authorities last Tuesday... The indictment came after multiple women accused him of using his office in an attempt to trade special preference for sex.

So MULTIPLE women accuse him of running a Blowjobs For Freedom scam, he doesn't deny it, then he gets to retire instead of being handcuffed, beaten and arrested for his crimes.

Sure must be nice to be in the Armed Pig Club. Lots of interesting benefits.
 
2022-12-01 6:02:29 AM  
He'll be on to another law enforcement position elsewhere.
Rinse and repeat.
 
2022-12-01 6:13:13 AM  
This sounds like some type of corruption issue that could certainly be investigated at the federal level, irrespective of any bullshiat deals he made with his local, buddy prosecutors.
 
2022-12-01 6:17:28 AM  
Say it with me again, folks: ACAB.

No, it's not just a few bad cops. America's policing by its nature fosters a culture of dudes that peaked in high school and get off on having the authority to inflict violence on others.

Americans want to believe their cops are Andy Griffith... But you know, every other week, we get a story about how a cop that's spent thirty years raiding the evidence locker for their own personal use is allowed to retire peacefully, and that's the BEST case scenario, so...
 
2022-12-01 6:19:07 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Jesus Christ, these asshole pigs ALL LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE.


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2022-12-01 6:23:43 AM  
This whole resign to avoid prosecution thing has to end. At every level.
 
2022-12-01 6:29:12 AM  
He was asking for a JFK. Sloppy head in the back of a convertible.
 
2022-12-01 6:31:06 AM  
What a shame.  This was the first, last, and only time this cop did something wrong.

/is the accuser still alive?
 
2022-12-01 6:31:23 AM  
Another example of the "Catch and Release" program for police wrongdoers.
 
2022-12-01 6:37:14 AM  
ACAB.
 
2022-12-01 6:40:44 AM  
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2022-12-01 6:48:45 AM  

dryknife: He'll be on to another law enforcement position elsewhere.
Rinse and repeat.


Yep. Police are as bad as the Catholic Church for protecting criminals in their ranks.
 
2022-12-01 6:50:27 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Jesus Christ, these asshole pigs ALL LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE.


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He looks like a penis and he sucks now he sucks, himself.
Feel free to disregard the comma. It works either way.
 
2022-12-01 6:55:36 AM  
Once again, I'll blame my phone again for that.
 
2022-12-01 6:56:30 AM  

dionysusaur: This whole resign to avoid prosecution thing has to end. At every level.


trump's sh*tty federal judge sister pulled the same scam, to avoid being investigated for all the money their father illegally funneled to them for decades. Got to keep all the money AND retire with a federal judge's pension.
 
2022-12-01 6:59:51 AM  

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2022-12-01 7:06:49 AM  

dionysusaur: This whole resign to avoid prosecution thing has to end. At every level.


Imagine drug dealers offering to quit their PT job at Mickey Ds in exchange for dropping the charges. Surely, this must happen often.
 
2022-12-01 7:07:36 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: dionysusaur: This whole resign to avoid prosecution thing has to end. At every level.

trump's sh*tty federal judge sister pulled the same scam, to avoid being investigated for all the money their father illegally funneled to them for decades. Got to keep all the money AND retire with a federal judge's pension.


It's more like a plea bargain.  They accept a punishment - the end of their career - and save the state the effort of prosecution.

The problem is that the punishment is far, far too mild and the investigation and prosecution should proceed regardless.   Why is it a police chief can rape women and just quit their job to avoid jail?  I'm fairly certain that if I were a rapist I couldn't land the same deal.  I'm pretty sure as soon as it looked bad for the company, I'd be fired, and still be dealing with the legal system after that.
 
2022-12-01 7:15:11 AM  
He'll be extorting sexual favors as the Police Chief of some other podunk hamlet in flyover country by next summer.
 
2022-12-01 7:17:21 AM  

GreenSun: He wants a BJ, give him one from Bruno.


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2022-12-01 7:23:24 AM  
Did they not even offer him the same deal?
 
2022-12-01 7:27:50 AM  
They could have at least impeached him.
 
2022-12-01 7:38:16 AM  
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2022-12-01 7:51:17 AM  
Coercive sex.
It's not attempted rape if you are a pig
 
2022-12-01 7:51:51 AM  
I look forward to a time when sex is looked upon with the same disappointment as smoking.
Do it in your home. Or on the back deck.
Don't do it around others without asking permission.
Don't do it in public.
Don't do it in front of kids.
Don't do it at work or in church.

There are probably exclusions about smoking with friends and family that should be considered on an individual basis, but I'm convinced farkies will take care of that further in this thread.

But...it's sex.  It is the cheapest form of entertainment and the most recognized form of currency on earth.
Are we still surprised by any story involving sex?
 
2022-12-01 8:23:53 AM  

MattytheMouse: Say it with me again, folks: ACAB.

No, it's not just a few bad cops. America's policing by its nature fosters a culture of dudes that peaked in high school and get off on having the authority to inflict violence on others.

Americans want to believe their cops are Andy Griffith... But you know, every other week, we get a story about how a cop that's spent thirty years raiding the evidence locker for their own personal use is allowed to retire peacefully, and that's the BEST case scenario, so...


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2022-12-01 8:24:01 AM  
Well, just because of that the Mafia Don BJ Liebowitz once again goes free.
 
2022-12-01 8:24:57 AM  

Palined Parenthood: that'll show 'm


Yeah, don't worry, he'll feel really bad when the next town over rehires him >.>
 
2022-12-01 8:25:51 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: MattytheMouse: Say it with me again, folks: ACAB.

No, it's not just a few bad cops. America's policing by its nature fosters a culture of dudes that peaked in high school and get off on having the authority to inflict violence on others.

Americans want to believe their cops are Andy Griffith... But you know, every other week, we get a story about how a cop that's spent thirty years raiding the evidence locker for their own personal use is allowed to retire peacefully, and that's the BEST case scenario, so...

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2022-12-01 8:25:53 AM  
They're really taking all the fun out of being a police officer.
 
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2022-12-01 8:28:43 AM  

1funguy: I look forward to a time when sex is looked upon with the same disappointment as smoking.
Do it in your home. Or on the back deck.
Don't do it around others without asking permission.
Don't do it in public.
Don't do it in front of kids.
Don't do it at work or in church.

There are probably exclusions about smoking with friends and family that should be considered on an individual basis, but I'm convinced farkies will take care of that further in this thread.

But...it's sex.  It is the cheapest form of entertainment and the most recognized form of currency on earth.
Are we still surprised by any story involving sex?


The sex here isn't the problem.  The forcing someone to have it, and using personal gratification in lieu of official acts, and of abuse of office are the problems.

He was essentially soliciting for a bribe and using threat of further police actions as what would happen if his demands weren't met.
 
2022-12-01 8:29:49 AM  
FTFA: "It's always a sad day when you have to arrest one of your own," Sheriff Brett Stassi previously told Law&Crime.

I'm no law enforcement professional, as you can tell from my unsucked dick, but I think I know who should be investigated next.
 
2022-12-01 8:38:13 AM  
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I'd hit it
 
2022-12-01 8:40:08 AM  

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I'd hit it


What'd your boyfriend do? Fark loves giving legal advice.
 
2022-12-01 8:46:12 AM  

edmo: And they didn't even make him give a blowjob. Nice.


Boy, you said a mouthful.  But I find the whole thing hard to swallow.
 
2022-12-01 8:47:52 AM  
"It's always a sad day when you have to arrest one of your own," Sheriff Brett Stassi previously told Law&Crime. "But you've got to follow the law."


What an absolute piece of shiat. Yeah it's a really sad day that you were forced to do your farking job and arrest a sexual predator.
 
2022-12-01 8:50:07 AM  

Nirbo: Godscrack: [Fark user image image 850x444]

I'd hit it

What'd your boyfriend do? Fark loves giving legal advice.


I used to be into cops when I was in my 20's. I got older and realized I liked real men.

THEN I FOUND FARK
 
2022-12-01 9:12:39 AM  
I should get one of these blow jobs I keep hearing about.
 
2022-12-01 9:18:30 AM  

Godscrack: [Fark user image 850x444]

I'd hit it


With a baseball bat
 
2022-12-01 9:19:48 AM  
He demanded a BJ from a woman to drop charges against the boyfriend? That is completely wrong. Why should the woman pay for the boyfriend's charges? If anyone should do the BJ, it's the boyfriend.
 
2022-12-01 9:25:44 AM  

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2022-12-01 9:26:33 AM  

MythDragon: He demanded a BJ from a woman to drop charges against the boyfriend? That is completely wrong. Why should the woman pay for the boyfriend's charges? If anyone should do the BJ, it's the boyfriend.


That generally tracks if you consider that forcing the GF to take a shot in the mouth exerts power over the BF, poisons the relationship, and sullies, "the goods" so to speak.

It's a power play, and a 12 on a 1-10 scale of assholery.
 
2022-12-01 9:30:57 AM  

TWX: 1funguy: I look forward to a time when sex is looked upon with the same disappointment as smoking.
Do it in your home. Or on the back deck.
Don't do it around others without asking permission.
Don't do it in public.
Don't do it in front of kids.
Don't do it at work or in church.

There are probably exclusions about smoking with friends and family that should be considered on an individual basis, but I'm convinced farkies will take care of that further in this thread.

But...it's sex.  It is the cheapest form of entertainment and the most recognized form of currency on earth.
Are we still surprised by any story involving sex?

The sex here isn't the problem.  The forcing someone to have it, and using personal gratification in lieu of official acts, and of abuse of office are the problems.

He was essentially soliciting for a bribe and using threat of further police actions as what would happen if his demands weren't met.


I agree, but the value we place on sex...

If it were based on something more tangible, like cooking the best lasagne or fastest diaper changer...ok.

But the ability to put one human part  inside another human part...

Well...I mean it's fun  but .... I like lasagne, too. And that job prolly pays about $85k per year. And anybody will cook a lasagne for a police chief, no questions asked.
 
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