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(Politico)   Musk retracts 2 day old claims that Tim Apple was going to remove Twitter from the App Store, recommended that Elon really ought to take his lithium tablets   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Followup, App Store, Twitter, IPhone, series of tweets, much different tone Monday, Wednesday night, Apple Inc., Civil rights  
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666 clicks; posted to Business » on 01 Dec 2022 at 2:20 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-30 9:34:38 PM  
Elon Litella: Never mind
 
2022-11-30 10:04:37 PM  
Told you people this never farking happened.

I bet the conversation went something like this "YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMNED MOUTH, OR WE WILL SUE YOUR STUPID ASS FOR LIBEL.  DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR MR. MUSK?  YOU DIRVE YOUR GOD DAMNED COMPANY INTO THE GROUND AND LEAVE OURS OUT OF YOUR farkING DELUSIONS.  DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTING MR SPACE CADET?"
 
2022-11-30 11:52:46 PM  
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What the Apple lawyer who spoke to Musk might look like.
 
2022-12-01 2:25:51 AM  
Titty sprinkles
 
2022-12-01 3:11:19 AM  

DarnoKonrad: Told you people this never farking happened.

I bet the conversation went something like this "YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMNED MOUTH, OR WE WILL SUE YOUR STUPID ASS FOR LIBEL.  DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR MR. MUSK?  YOU DIRVE YOUR GOD DAMNED COMPANY INTO THE GROUND AND LEAVE OURS OUT OF YOUR farkING DELUSIONS.  DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTING MR SPACE CADET?"


My guess is Apple legal/compliance dropped by and said, "heya, just a reminder we have strict rules for apps on our store"

But, as a raging, unstable narcissist, this was clearly a SHOT ACROSS SS TWITTER BOW.
 
2022-12-01 4:15:24 AM  
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2022-12-01 4:43:59 AM  
Imagine paying $44bn to *not* have control over something
 
2022-12-01 6:15:07 AM  
I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE ANY MORE !!!

(haha! of course, the loudmouth was lying.)
 
2022-12-01 6:17:21 AM  

DarnoKonrad: Told you people this never farking happened.

I bet the conversation went something like this "YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMNED MOUTH, OR WE WILL SUE YOUR STUPID ASS FOR LIBEL.  DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR MR. MUSK?  YOU DIRVE YOUR GOD DAMNED COMPANY INTO THE GROUND AND LEAVE OURS OUT OF YOUR farkING DELUSIONS.  DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTING MR SPACE CADET?"


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"Managed to resolve in a "good conversation."" my ass
 
2022-12-01 6:23:44 AM  
So how productive can Captain My Planet be if he's busy tweeting & wail blaming 996?
lets face it he'd fired any farker doing this if he came across this behaviour.
 
2022-12-01 6:52:26 AM  
Apple never stopped advertising on Twitter. Boy, is Candace Owens going to be embarrassed.
 
2022-12-01 7:01:54 AM  

DarnoKonrad: Told you people this never farking happened.

I bet the conversation went something like this "YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMNED MOUTH, OR WE WILL SUE YOUR STUPID ASS FOR LIBEL.  DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR MR. MUSK?  YOU DIRVE YOUR GOD DAMNED COMPANY INTO THE GROUND AND LEAVE OURS OUT OF YOUR farkING DELUSIONS.  DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTING MR SPACE CADET?"


Musk may be the richest man in the world, but Apple is way more powerful.
 
2022-12-01 7:03:11 AM  

Cormee: Imagine paying $44bn to *not* have control over something


Oh, he has control over it.

It's more like, "imagine paying $44bn, act like a dumbass, and expect not to be called on it."
 
2022-12-01 8:13:40 AM  
So, the Takeaway here is the Apple threatened to do the right thing but fortunately, for all they chose not to?
 
2022-12-01 8:20:50 AM  

padraig: DarnoKonrad: Told you people this never farking happened.

I bet the conversation went something like this "YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMNED MOUTH, OR WE WILL SUE YOUR STUPID ASS FOR LIBEL.  DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR MR. MUSK?  YOU DIRVE YOUR GOD DAMNED COMPANY INTO THE GROUND AND LEAVE OURS OUT OF YOUR farkING DELUSIONS.  DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTING MR SPACE CADET?"

Musk may be the richest man in the world, but Apple is way more powerful.


I do not think he will be the "richest" much longer as his companies start flailing and at some point, someone has to investigate all his fraud
 
2022-12-01 8:26:59 AM  

freakdiablo: Cormee: Imagine paying $44bn to *not* have control over something

Oh, he has control over it.

It's more like, "imagine paying $44bn, act like a dumbass, and expect not to be called on it."


Not sure I agree, it's the advertisers calling most of the shots, and the EU yesterday
 
2022-12-01 8:36:50 AM  

Cormee: freakdiablo: Cormee: Imagine paying $44bn to *not* have control over something

Oh, he has control over it.

It's more like, "imagine paying $44bn, act like a dumbass, and expect not to be called on it."

Not sure I agree, it's the advertisers calling most of the shots, and the EU yesterday


You're misunderstanding the concept of having control then.

He's taking action and truly "running the company the way he wants".

What advertisers and the EU can then go and make moves based on those actions are their own.

Just because he doesn't like the result of his actions, doesn't mean he *isn't* taking action.
 
2022-12-01 8:51:33 AM  

freakdiablo: Cormee: freakdiablo: Cormee: Imagine paying $44bn to *not* have control over something

Oh, he has control over it.

It's more like, "imagine paying $44bn, act like a dumbass, and expect not to be called on it."

Not sure I agree, it's the advertisers calling most of the shots, and the EU yesterday

You're misunderstanding the concept of having control then.

He's taking action and truly "running the company the way he wants".

What advertisers and the EU can then go and make moves based on those actions are their own.

Just because he doesn't like the result of his actions, doesn't mean he *isn't* taking action.


They're controlling his actions though
 
2022-12-01 9:00:54 AM  
It's as if the adult had to take the man child by the hand and show them how things could work and how great they could be if that man child could just grow the fark up.
 
2022-12-01 9:03:15 AM  
Interesting how progressives crowed about Apple's antitrust practices over and over and over for years... but as soon as they wanted to flex those same antitrust practices to potentially remove twitter it was like a giant progressive mob egging them on.

It's almost as if progressives have no principles at all...
 
2022-12-01 10:01:24 AM  

freakdiablo: Cormee: freakdiablo: Cormee: Imagine paying $44bn to *not* have control over something

Oh, he has control over it.

It's more like, "imagine paying $44bn, act like a dumbass, and expect not to be called on it."

Not sure I agree, it's the advertisers calling most of the shots, and the EU yesterday

You're misunderstanding the concept of having control then.

He's taking action and truly "running the company the way he wants".

What advertisers and the EU can then go and make moves based on those actions are their own.

Just because he doesn't like the result of his actions, doesn't mean he *isn't* taking action.


Just because YOU don't like the result of his actions, doesn't mean he *isn't* taking action
 
2022-12-01 10:02:42 AM  

jake3988: Interesting how progressives crowed about Apple's antitrust practices over and over and over for years... but as soon as they wanted to flex those same antitrust practices to potentially remove twitter it was like a giant progressive mob egging them on.

It's almost as if progressives have no principles at all...


Eh, 3.7/10. Too blatant of strawmanning. Don't worry though, you'll get better with practice and be ready for the big leagues in a few years. Keep at it, champ.
 
2022-12-01 1:28:21 PM  
So Elon visited their offices, talked to them, and now is admitting that he lied.  And still has to pay the same 30% fee he always had to, instead of "going to war".

Truly, a genius business god.  How much has he lost this year?
 
2022-12-01 4:04:56 PM  
Why is Elon even whining about paying Apple 30% of playstore sales?

It's a farking fee ap!  30% of zero is zero
 
2022-12-02 4:02:01 AM  

Khellendros: So Elon visited their offices, talked to them, and now is admitting that he lied.  And still has to pay the same 30% fee he always had to, instead of "going to war".

Truly, a genius business god.  How much has he lost this year?


500 million every day this year, I believe, on all his companies
 
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