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(CBS News)   The new season of Parking Wars is emphasizing the war part   (cbsnews.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Parking, Philadelphia Parking Authority worker, 37-year-old parking enforcement officer, Police commissioner, Police, Philadelphia Parking Authority, Parking law, PHILADELPHIA  
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2895 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Nov 2022 at 10:29 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-30 10:39:27 PM  
Philly not even once. People from Chicago won't even fark with that city.
/We have started calling it Phillystan.
 
2022-11-30 10:43:01 PM  
But it was done politely.
 
2022-11-30 10:43:16 PM  
Ear?  Shoulder?   They can rebuild him.

/better
//faster
///I forgot the third one
 
2022-11-30 10:45:56 PM  
I'm suspicious of Frank Colon and Barbara Pietrolungo. No one knows anything about them except for their names.
 
2022-11-30 10:55:34 PM  
I'm honestly surprised it doesn't happen more often...everyone hates the PPA.
 
2022-11-30 10:55:45 PM  
What I'd like to see happen here:
1. The shooter is caught and goes to prison for 20 years.
2. They get out of prison and buy a car.
3. When they go to the DMV they're told they have an outstanding parking ticket that must be paid before they can get their plates. Fifty bucks for the ticket plus 20 years interest.
 
2022-11-30 10:57:53 PM  
The actual shooting was posted. Guy walked up behind him and put one into his head. Not sure how the parking guy survived. All over a farking parking ticket. Lived in Penns Landing but had off street parking because parking was so farked up around there.

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Put the gun right up to his head.
 
2022-11-30 11:03:57 PM  
GARFIELD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2022-11-30 11:05:22 PM  

NakedApe: What I'd like to see happen here:
1. The shooter is caught and goes to prison for 20 years.
2. They get out of prison and buy a car.
3. When they go to the DMV they're told they have an outstanding parking ticket that must be paid before they can get their plates. Fifty bucks for the ticket plus 20 years interest.


4.  BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
 
2022-11-30 11:08:32 PM  
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2022-11-30 11:09:28 PM  
I feel bad for parking enforcement. They're generally markedly below average IQ and can't really get a job anywhere else. Damn shame too. Dude is just trying to do a job.

Philly is getting rough.
 
2022-11-30 11:10:31 PM  
This reboot of Robocop sucks.
 
2022-11-30 11:28:28 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: The actual shooting was posted. Guy walked up behind him and put one into his head. Not sure how the parking guy survived. All over a farking parking ticket. Lived in Penns Landing but had off street parking because parking was so farked up around there.

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Put the gun right up to his head.


TFA said he was shot in the ear and the shoulder, so it sounds like the guy was a lousy shot or the victim just happened to move his head out of the line of direct fire before the trigger was pulled.

/ unless tfa was wrong, but when does that ever happen?
 
2022-11-30 11:55:17 PM  
BMW driver probably.
 
2022-11-30 11:55:32 PM  
No wonder Will was sent off to live with his aunty and uncle in Bel-Air.
 
2022-12-01 12:07:48 AM  

whatisaidwas: Ear?  Shoulder?   They can rebuild him.

/better
//faster
///I forgot the third one


Stronger =)
 
2022-12-01 12:23:08 AM  

Death by Spaghettification: whatisaidwas: Ear?  Shoulder?   They can rebuild him.

/better
//faster
///I forgot the third one

Stronger =)


Our work is never over.
 
2022-12-01 12:48:16 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Philly not even once. People from Chicago won't even fark with that city.


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2022-12-01 1:30:12 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: The actual shooting was posted. Guy walked up behind him and put one into his head. Not sure how the parking guy survived. All over a farking parking ticket. Lived in Penns Landing but had off street parking because parking was so farked up around there.

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Put the gun right up to his head.


Apparently, he missed and shot him in the ear.
 
2022-12-01 2:17:59 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: The actual shooting was posted. Guy walked up behind him and put one into his head. Not sure how the parking guy survived. All over a farking parking ticket. Lived in Penns Landing but had off street parking because parking was so farked up around there.

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Put the gun right up to his head.


Farked up an execution style killing.

On camera.
 
2022-12-01 2:59:24 AM  

The Official Fark Cajun: Red Shirt Blues: The actual shooting was posted. Guy walked up behind him and put one into his head. Not sure how the parking guy survived. All over a farking parking ticket. Lived in Penns Landing but had off street parking because parking was so farked up around there.

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Put the gun right up to his head.

Apparently, he missed and shot him in the ear.


Snort: Red Shirt Blues: The actual shooting was posted. Guy walked up behind him and put one into his head. Not sure how the parking guy survived. All over a farking parking ticket. Lived in Penns Landing but had off street parking because parking was so farked up around there.

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Put the gun right up to his head.

Farked up an execution style killing.

On camera.


On Wednesday, the PPA said the parking enforcement officer, who they identified as Timothy McKenzie, 37, was upgraded from critical to stable condition.
 
2022-12-01 5:58:08 AM  
When the perp is captured, they expect to lock a yellow boot over his face
 
2022-12-01 9:27:28 AM  

whatisaidwas: Ear?  Shoulder?   They can rebuild him.

/better
//faster
///I forgot the third one


PonyTail?
 
2022-12-01 1:22:36 PM  
People actually watch that show? For some reason, if I leave my cable box on overnight, the next morning the channel will have inexplicably been changed to the one that has the 24/7 365 parking wars marathon on it.
I really hope I'm not doing that in my sleep. If I do then I think I may need to go speak with a specialist.
 
2022-12-01 4:14:42 PM  
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Be sure to bring right the vehicle to the fight.
 
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