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(WSOCTV)   Man arrested for being in missionary position in public   (wsoctv.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Assault, Jesse Boyd, Felony, Court documents, Missionary, North Carolina, Dave Faherty, part of their work  
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2022-11-30 9:00:18 PM  
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2022-11-30 9:11:24 PM  
Done in one
 
2022-12-01 1:19:51 AM  
Gonna have to agree with Norm on this one.
 
2022-12-01 1:21:39 AM  
I was expressly told not to mess with a missionary man.
 
2022-12-01 1:22:17 AM  
Well that escalated quickly

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2022-12-01 1:23:33 AM  
I'm gonna say the man that claims there's an invisible man in the sky is probably lying.
 
2022-12-01 1:28:45 AM  
I bet I guess how they vote.
 
2022-12-01 1:43:22 AM  
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'Tis the Season
 
2022-12-01 1:51:34 AM  

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'Tis the Season


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2022-12-01 2:12:18 AM  
What kind of nonsense website are you linking to stubby

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2022-12-01 2:13:24 AM  
Is the gun ok?
 
2022-12-01 2:15:36 AM  

Badafuco: GloomCookie613: [Fark user image image 425x544]
'Tis the Season

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2022-12-01 2:39:45 AM  
Pilgrims can be cool, but missionaries are annoying and dangerous.
 
2022-12-01 2:46:46 AM  
HIs views sound remarkably similar to that of the locals. In that case, you gotta be a real dick to get yourself arrested.
 
2022-12-01 2:56:25 AM  
"He told us we weren't welcomed in Montana,"


I would like to buy this man some drinks.
 
2022-12-01 2:57:53 AM  
Puny man and his puny little cross.

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2022-12-01 3:23:00 AM  
I'm upset about the fact that the judge granted bail rather than ordering psychiatric evaluations for them.
/religion is mental illness
 
2022-12-01 3:44:27 AM  
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2022-12-01 7:33:10 AM  

Nick el Ass: Puny man and his puny little cross.

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is that Trump?
 
2022-12-01 7:37:31 AM  

Fereals: "He told us we weren't welcomed in Montana,"


I would like to buy this man some drinks.


Last time I was in Chicago I was at a brewery and the guy at the end of the bar had bumped into a missionary somewhere in the city and absolutely told them off. We got to talking and once I told him about where I'm from (rural Ohio, you get the idea) he took pity on me and bought ME a drink.
 
2022-12-01 8:09:44 AM  
Catawba, haven't heard that name since Bucky Pope retired.
 
2022-12-01 8:22:49 AM  
It should be mentioned the Montana man was likely an Evangelical of another persuasion.

/ They don't like competition
 
2022-12-01 8:24:22 AM  
This is what happens when people don't pay attention to No Trespassing signs.  And also what happens when missionaries carry guns.

It makes the locals extra-upset.
 
2022-12-01 8:26:53 AM  

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I thought cosplay Xtians were all about the persecution? Dude was just giving him the Roman experience.
 
2022-12-01 8:28:17 AM  

Nick el Ass: Puny man and his puny little cross.

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So that's how Randy Savage died.
 
2022-12-01 8:56:40 AM  
Carrying a cross that says "repent or perish" as well as a firearm.

Something tells me he was not there to spread the message of love and forgiveness that JC preached.
 
2022-12-01 9:08:42 AM  
so the local saw the upside down flag and thought he finally found that antifa invasion he's been told so much about for years?
 
2022-12-01 9:21:43 AM  
How do these people pay for things if they spend all their time walking around with a cross?
 
2022-12-01 9:29:36 AM  

Incog_Neeto: How do these people pay for things if they spend all their time walking around with a cross?


Never grifted, eh?
 
2022-12-01 9:33:43 AM  

strathmeyer: Incog_Neeto: How do these people pay for things if they spend all their time walking around with a cross?

Never grifted, eh?


I'm about to start, seems pretty lucrative these days.
 
2022-12-01 12:18:27 PM  
Dude was carrying that flag upside down, that alone would piss off any patriotic psychotic Montanan.
 
2022-12-01 2:24:20 PM  
Let me see if I have this right: he's that strong of a self-proclaimed "Christian", and he's carrying a gun, rather than turning the other cheek?
 
2022-12-01 4:09:32 PM  
All those people and no one had a phone to record what happened?
 
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