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(WFLA Tampa Bay)   Father shows underage son how to clean AR-15 with safety off, on TV tray, manages to shoot young daughter in her hip, lower abdomen. Alcoholism definitely involved   (wfla.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Firearm, Rifling, Police, Rifle, Daniel Weber, Port St. Lucie, Florida, child abuse, PORT ST. LUCIE  
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2874 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Dec 2022 at 12:05 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-30 9:28:27 PM  
Yeah. No one needs a weapon like that.
You can't just stop selling them to idiots and assholes. But you can just stop selling them.
 
2022-11-30 9:55:06 PM  

vudukungfu: Yeah. No one needs a weapon like that.
You can't just stop selling them to idiots and assholes. But you can just stop selling them.


Ideally, companies would stop manufacturing them. Gun shops see money in selling these things to idiots.
 
2022-11-30 10:46:14 PM  
I can make money selling all sort of things that ought to be illegal, but money.. Money owns people.
Not the other way around.
 
2022-11-30 11:42:33 PM  
Blood of tyrants!
 
2022-12-01 12:08:48 AM  
He loses all his guns permanently, correct?
 
2022-12-01 12:14:28 AM  
Ok...the rifle fell of a TV tray and something snagged the trigger on the way down. He was going to clean it but hadn't dropped the magazine or cleared the chamber? I'm not buying any of this. Nope. I don't care if he was boozed up.
 
2022-12-01 12:16:17 AM  
i NeEd ThEm To PrOtEcT mY FaMiLy!
 
2022-12-01 12:17:27 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: He loses all his guns permanently, correct?



That's probably to harsh. The constitution has the ideal of everyone being armed after all (something I read in a comment on YouTube, about the cheapest pistol being available, which the poster thought helped that goal).
 
2022-12-01 12:18:00 AM  
Great, the state has to pay someone to explain Culpable negligence to Floridaman.

It wasn't Bob's fault he starred in a TV show with the pudding raper
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2022-12-01 12:18:27 AM  
I doubt it went off because it was dropped, and when someone says they had 6 beers, that means 12 or more. And for the billionth time, it's always loaded, dont point at anything you dont want to destroy.
 
2022-12-01 12:19:02 AM  
The time of family whose AR-15 accounts for 90% of their "assets".
 
2022-12-01 12:19:49 AM  

NINEv2: The time of family whose AR-15 accounts for 90% of their "assets".


Goddammit. Type.
 
2022-12-01 12:21:13 AM  
JFC. Hopefully he is charged and convicted of a few felonies and can't own firearms ever again. What a piece of sh*t.

Can we do away with AR's now for f*ck's sake?
 
2022-12-01 12:22:56 AM  

vudukungfu: Yeah. No one needs a weapon like that.
You can't just stop selling them to idiots and assholes. But you can just stop selling them.


Oh, Lord. Technophobes. Go back to the trees.
 
2022-12-01 12:24:21 AM  

cyberspacedout: vudukungfu: Yeah. No one needs a weapon like that.
You can't just stop selling them to idiots and assholes. But you can just stop selling them.

Ideally, companies would stop manufacturing them. Gun shops see money in selling these things to idiots.


I'm just going to assume you're also against cars and don't own a TV.
 
2022-12-01 12:26:26 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: Ok...the rifle fell of a TV tray and something snagged the trigger on the way down. He was going to clean it but hadn't dropped the magazine or cleared the chamber? I'm not buying any of this. Nope. I don't care if he was boozed up.


Everyone's go to excuse is that they were cleaning it, when actually they were jacking around with it doing Travis Bickle shiat they thought made them look cool. No one has ever shot someone cleaning their gun, true fact.
 
2022-12-01 12:27:45 AM  

lizaardvark: cyberspacedout: vudukungfu: Yeah. No one needs a weapon like that.
You can't just stop selling them to idiots and assholes. But you can just stop selling them.

Ideally, companies would stop manufacturing them. Gun shops see money in selling these things to idiots.

I'm just going to assume you're also against cars and don't own a TV.


Magsturbation should be done in private
 
2022-12-01 12:28:04 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: He loses all his guns permanently, correct?


hahaha wut part of "shall not be infringed" do u not understand libulardo!
 
2022-12-01 12:28:06 AM  
Awesome.

Should be a law that now allowed the government to confiscate ALL of his firearms and prevent him from owning any others for the rest of his life.

There is NO SUCH THING as an "accidental shooting".
 
2022-12-01 12:29:30 AM  

Vtimlin: I doubt it went off because it was dropped, and when someone says they had 6 beers, that means 12 or more. And for the billionth time, it's always loaded, dont point at anything you dont want to destroy.


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2022-12-01 12:30:09 AM  
Alcohol Florida was a factor.
 
2022-12-01 12:30:27 AM  
He told his daughter twice to make a sandwich.
 
2022-12-01 12:30:44 AM  
Why was a round in the chamber? Was he expecting an imminent attack from Antifa? "I'm an experienced expert in weapons". No, you're an idiot.
 
2022-12-01 12:31:43 AM  
You are supposed to remove the bolt when you clean the rifle. And without the bolt it is kind of hard for it to accidentally go off. Just saying.
 
2022-12-01 12:34:26 AM  
The Devil and Daniel Weber
 
2022-12-01 12:34:49 AM  
"You're 80% more likely to use that gun on yourself"

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2022-12-01 12:36:11 AM  
At first I was wondering why the bullets needed to be involved in cleaning the gun, but then I remembered just how spotless my kitchen floor was after I sprinkled a few hundred bullets on it before mopping last week, so I can't blame him.

"Bullets: they're not just for wounding and ruining your daughter's life."
 
2022-12-01 12:36:42 AM  

Hey Nurse!: Why was a round in the chamber? Was he expecting an imminent attack from Antifa? "I'm an experienced expert in weapons". No, you're an idiot.


For the record, I keep a round chambered in my pistol at all times.

However, I don't fark with it when I've been drinking, when other people are around, or any other time I'm not unloading it to clean it.

Firearms aren't inherently unsafe for non-morons to use or have.
 
2022-12-01 12:39:56 AM  
Amazed this was not Texas
 
2022-12-01 12:43:47 AM  

The Official Fark Cajun: Hey Nurse!: Why was a round in the chamber? Was he expecting an imminent attack from Antifa? "I'm an experienced expert in weapons". No, you're an idiot.

For the record, I keep a round chambered in my pistol at all times.

However, I don't fark with it when I've been drinking, when other people are around, or any other time I'm not unloading it to clean it.

Firearms aren't inherently unsafe for non-morons to use or have.


You shouldn't own a weapon.
Or do much else unsupervised.
But this is America so we're stuck with you.
 
2022-12-01 12:43:57 AM  
Come ere boy and shoot yer sister. Make a man outta ya.
 
2022-12-01 12:44:00 AM  

Spiritual Pagan: Amazed this was not Texas


Florida is Texas's weird cousin.
 
2022-12-01 12:45:20 AM  

Begoggle: The Official Fark Cajun: Hey Nurse!: Why was a round in the chamber? Was he expecting an imminent attack from Antifa? "I'm an experienced expert in weapons". No, you're an idiot.

For the record, I keep a round chambered in my pistol at all times.

However, I don't fark with it when I've been drinking, when other people are around, or any other time I'm not unloading it to clean it.

Firearms aren't inherently unsafe for non-morons to use or have.

You shouldn't own a weapon.
Or do much else unsupervised.
But this is America so we're stuck with you.


Really?

What lead you to this obviously well thought out conclusion?
 
2022-12-01 12:47:06 AM  
He shoots, he scores!
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2022-12-01 12:47:18 AM  

Spartapuss: Vtimlin: I doubt it went off because it was dropped, and when someone says they had 6 beers, that means 12 or more. And for the billionth time, it's always loaded, dont point at anything you dont want to destroy.

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Guy drinks daily and had 6 in the afternoon.  Has an ar15 and considering he is 35 how old was the son he was showing?  10, 12?  Maybe younger... guy is just full of bad decisions.
If this is an experienced gunpowder I would hate to see an inexperienced one.

Today's fight on nextdoor was about cops at the mall, half the crowd said we wouldn't have problems if everyone was armed 24/7.
The problem at the mall was someone reported a guy with what appeared to be the outline of a gun in his pants.   Guy was probably just hung like a donkey, the guys with the tiny ones are the ones with all the guns
 
2022-12-01 1:04:36 AM  
I can't connect the concern of the weapon more than the stupidity

Oh wait. yes I can. For Dar Win.
 
2022-12-01 1:05:53 AM  

vudukungfu: Yeah. No one needs a weapon like that.
You can't just stop selling them to idiots and assholes. But you can just stop selling them.


I feel the same way about alcohol.
 
2022-12-01 1:06:21 AM  
sadly when the AR-15 discharged, he had to start cleaning it again from the start, ya know blood and all.
 
2022-12-01 1:08:59 AM  
Since he is in Florida he can't claim the stand your ground defense because he was slouching on the couch and drunk
 
2022-12-01 1:17:33 AM  
Well, there goes the ammosexual defence that 'guns don't kill people, people kill people', since, according to the article, nobody was holding the micro-weener compensator when it went off.
 
2022-12-01 1:20:10 AM  
Weber told detectives that he believed the gun was not loaded at the time.

First rule of gun safety: think back real hard to when the gun was last loaded...did you unload it?  This is important so try and remember.  Are you sure? All right then.
 
2022-12-01 1:21:50 AM  

Abox: Weber told detectives that he believed the gun was not loaded at the time.

First rule of gun safety: think back real hard to when the gun was last loaded...did you unload it?  This is important so try and remember.  Are you sure? All right then.


No.

Rule#1 is "All firearms are always loaded, even when they're not."
 
2022-12-01 1:24:11 AM  

pjbreeze: Since he is in Florida he can't claim the stand your ground defense because he was slouching on the couch and drunk


Well then he should be using the drunken slouch your couch defense. Simple enough.
 
2022-12-01 1:29:38 AM  
F*ck off

Attempted murder. No, he didn't try to kill her, but his willing and intentful recklessness nearly did kill her.
 
2022-12-01 1:36:13 AM  

replacementcool: pastramithemosterotic: He loses all his guns permanently, correct?

hahaha wut part of "shall not be infringed" do u not understand libulardo!


If you're a convicted felon, you lose your 2nd amendment right. Ignortardo.
 
2022-12-01 1:41:35 AM  
STAEMENT: "I had to clean my gun"

TRANSLATION: "I wanted to play with my toy"
 
2022-12-01 1:52:16 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: He loses all his guns permanently, correct?


Fine with me.
 
2022-12-01 1:53:42 AM  
I'm actually surprised he was charged with any crime. Especially in Florida. Was he black or something?
 
2022-12-01 1:55:43 AM  
An AR shouldn't discharge just because it falls off a table. People drop those things out of helicopters and they dont go off.

Either he had some stupid FCG modification done and some particularly sensitive ammo, or he was finger farking it playing couch commando after slamming through a sixpack.

Regardless, dude should probably cease owning firearms.
 
2022-12-01 2:00:42 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: Ok...the rifle fell of a TV tray and something snagged the trigger on the way down. He was going to clean it but hadn't dropped the magazine or cleared the chamber? I'm not buying any of this. Nope. I don't care if he was boozed up.


I see this has already been covered.

He was dicking around. Maybe he intended to teach his son how to clean the rifle at some point that evening, but whatever they were doing with the rifle right before it went off had nothing to do with cleaning it.
 
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