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(Twitter)   And now we've reached the stage where Kari Lake openly advocates for her followers to commit felonies so she can be installed as governor. She really is like TFG   (twitter.com) divider line
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4461 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Nov 2022 at 9:20 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-30 5:54:48 PM  
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2022-11-30 6:07:05 PM  
Looks like we're in for yet another seditious conspiracy trial here, folks.
 
2022-11-30 6:10:56 PM  
Well, when the DOJ sits on their asses and moves at sloth-like speed, what do you expect a good red-blooded Nazi to do?
 
2022-11-30 6:12:17 PM  
Besides, shouldn't she be LEADING?
 
2022-11-30 6:13:00 PM  
So, we've got incitement to commit sedition, as well as possible conspiracy to commit sedition on the table now.

As someone relatively famous said once, "LOCK HER UP!"
 
2022-11-30 6:28:38 PM  
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2022-11-30 6:39:35 PM  
She's just like him minus the spellbound followers and teflon coating. I think she's about to learn some harsh realities in what consequences look like for normal people, and I hope the lesson hurts a lot.
 
2022-11-30 6:41:03 PM  
She thinks she's Lady Donald Trump.

In reality, she's a second-tier Sarah Palin.
 
2022-11-30 6:41:35 PM  
Yeah go for it. More MAGAs in prison the better. Round em up.
 
2022-11-30 6:46:39 PM  

gunga galunga: She thinks she's Lady Donald Trump.

In reality, she's a second-tier Sarah Palin.


Sarah Palin could win a Governorship.
 
2022-11-30 6:48:15 PM  
This is pathetic
 
2022-11-30 6:56:42 PM  
JFC! You lost. Go back and crawl under your rock.
 
2022-11-30 7:05:24 PM  

gunga galunga: She thinks she's Lady Donald Trump.

In reality, she's a second-tier Sarah Palin.


Probably closer to a third-tier Kimberly Gargoyle and fourth-tier I'm Eric combined.
 
2022-11-30 7:10:00 PM  
Someone post that hideous picture. You know the one.
 
2022-11-30 7:15:04 PM  
"Please go to jail for meeeeeee!"
 
2022-11-30 7:17:58 PM  

Circusdog320: JFC! You lost. Go back and crawl under your rock.


She's auditioning for a low paid job at Real America's Voice.
 
2022-11-30 7:41:26 PM  
More Cecily!
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2022-11-30 7:46:34 PM  
Most sane Republican woman
 
2022-11-30 8:28:30 PM  
So, go ahead Kareisha. Go to jail.
 
2022-11-30 8:55:01 PM  

gunga galunga: She thinks she's Lady Donald Trump.

In reality, she's a second-tier Sarah Palin.


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2022-11-30 9:19:12 PM  
She's not the only sun-baked whackadoodle. Half the voters in Arizona chose her
 
2022-11-30 9:22:57 PM  
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2022-11-30 9:23:44 PM  
If Raygun didn't close all the asylums, she'd be in a padded room babbling about fruit-cup fraud
 
2022-11-30 9:24:33 PM  
Who hasn't wanted to fist fight a cop?
 
2022-11-30 9:26:48 PM  
Just so we're clear.

Mohave County Population: 217,000
Maricopa County Population: 4,497,000
 
2022-11-30 9:30:41 PM  
I wasn't aware, until recently, that local newsies had egos that outsized.  Wonder why she couldn't hook up with Fux?
 
2022-11-30 9:30:50 PM  

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Ha sure, she'd be lucky to work as an open house rep.
 
2022-11-30 9:30:51 PM  
JFC
 
2022-11-30 9:30:59 PM  
why do i get uncanny valley vibes every time i see her? is she real? is she an AI programmed by farking idiots?
 
2022-11-30 9:32:15 PM  
She wants her followers to go to jail for her, but I bet she won't volunteer to go with them.
 
2022-11-30 9:32:18 PM  

wooden_badger: Well, when the DOJ sits on their asses and moves at sloth-like speed, what do you expect a good red-blooded Nazi to do?


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Wow, 3rd one in.
You move fast for an Eeyore.
Bow to your god.
 
2022-11-30 9:33:09 PM  
You gotta appreciate the plan tho: I mean, inciting OTHERS to commit a felony crime on HER behalf?
 
2022-11-30 9:36:44 PM  

Notabunny: She's not the only sun-baked whackadoodle. Half the voters in Arizona chose her


Well, sure- as a service to the rest of the nation, we happily* accept all your retired racist uncles for the winter, and they all arrive just before election season. To every purple election in a place with cold weather, you're welcome.

*Not actually happy
 
2022-11-30 9:36:56 PM  
My response to her would be "You first."
 
2022-11-30 9:37:21 PM  

replacementcool: why do i get uncanny valley vibes every time i see her? is she real? is she an AI programmed by farking idiots?


You know that old joke about the reason no one can get decent pics of Sasquatch or Nessie is because they're actually blurry in real life?

Kari Lake cannot be viewed except in soft lighting through a Vaseline-coated lens.

// like a soap opera character come to life, and every bit as untethered to reality
 
2022-11-30 9:37:49 PM  
Lol she thinks she's trump when in reality she's a shiatty Sarah Palin cover band barely good enough for the Indian Casino winter tour circuit.
 
2022-11-30 9:37:52 PM  

replacementcool: why do i get uncanny valley vibes every time i see her? is she real? is she an AI programmed by farking idiots?


It appears to be a combo of a crap-ton of makeup and/or smoothing filters, plus soft lighting, and the straight-on looking into the camera perspective.  Compare to a normal interview look when someone else is setting it up:

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You can tell she still has a ton of makeup on if you zoom in, but the lighting and angle doesn't make the camera saturate on the highlight portions of her face (e.g. forehead) the way that it does when is on her own home setup.

In hers she looks 'off' because places like her forehead and cheekbones and chin and way too flat and matte colored.  Too "perfect" when no real person or well-done CGI would be colored in like that (unless it was intentional for a cartoon, but then all of the rest of her would be too).
 
2022-11-30 9:40:00 PM  

2wolves: I wasn't aware, until recently, that local newsies had egos that outsized.  Wonder why she couldn't hook up with Fux?


Maybe her history of liking drag performances?

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2022-11-30 9:41:02 PM  
You lost.

Go do something else.
 
2022-11-30 9:42:15 PM  
It's a wonder you can make out what she's saying thru all that Vaseline.
 
2022-11-30 9:42:24 PM  
She should be arrested.

She wants to live in a fascist dictatorship, let her see what that's really like.
 
2022-11-30 9:43:02 PM  

2wolves: I wasn't aware, until recently, that local newsies had egos that outsized.  Wonder why she couldn't hook up with Fux?


Not even Fox has the budget for the sort of special effects required for that. Like anybody who has been in Arizona as long as her (and/or taken up with the sith) she's got skin like a vintage football. It's cheaper to just decant another of their lab-grown "talent clones."
 
2022-11-30 9:43:31 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: You gotta appreciate the plan tho: I mean, inciting OTHERS to commit a felony crime on HER behalf?


Yeah. It's almost diabolical, safely slimy, and may just get a some plebeians killed. It's perfect.
 
2022-11-30 9:44:28 PM  

Maud Dib: wooden_badger: Well, when the DOJ sits on their asses and moves at sloth-like speed, what do you expect a good red-blooded Nazi to do?

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Wow, 3rd one in.
You move fast for an Eeyore.
Bow to your god.


And when nothing happens to her, I'll just nod and think, yup ain't nothing happening.
Would rather be pleasantly surprised than have hopes dashed again and again and again and again and again....

Happy Fitzmas.
 
2022-11-30 9:45:45 PM  

thorpe: 2wolves: I wasn't aware, until recently, that local newsies had egos that outsized.  Wonder why she couldn't hook up with Fux?

Maybe her history of liking drag performances?

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Yeah, she's burned her bridges in both directions at this point. And for what?  A little bit of money?
 
2022-11-30 9:46:16 PM  
She is not protected like TFG was. Just sayin...
 
2022-11-30 9:46:19 PM  
What is it with crazy people and the color of their face?

This lady seems to have this tan mask outlining her face and then white clown makeup in the middle.

Too-effin' weird.
 
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2022-11-30 9:48:49 PM  

wooden_badger: Maud Dib: wooden_badger: Well, when the DOJ sits on their asses and moves at sloth-like speed, what do you expect a good red-blooded Nazi to do?

[Fark user image 425x318]
Wow, 3rd one in.
You move fast for an Eeyore.
Bow to your god.

And when nothing happens to her, I'll just nod and think, yup ain't nothing happening.
Would rather be pleasantly surprised than have hopes dashed again and again and again and again and again....

Happy Fitzmas.


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Except, that things HAVE been happening on the Jan 6th front.
 
2022-11-30 9:48:55 PM  

wooden_badger: Well, when the DOJ sits on their asses and moves at sloth-like speed, what do you expect a good red-blooded Nazi to do?


Right. Two years on from the entire nation watching a large group of people openly plan on TV and across message forums to overthrow the U.S. government, then turned up at the planned date and stormed the Capitol with a very loudly, televised, stated intent to overthrow the U.S. government, and we've finally seen two  people get convicted of sedition.
 
2022-11-30 9:49:25 PM  

replacementcool: why do i get uncanny valley vibes every time i see her? is she real? is she an AI programmed by farking idiots?


I think of this:
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