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2863 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Nov 2022 at 11:38 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-30 11:43:01 PM  
404 - Until they get up and running again all prayers are just bouncin' off the ceiling.
 
2022-11-30 11:45:23 PM  
I hope they backed up the bible.
 
2022-11-30 11:48:00 PM  
.....back up in 3 days ?
 
2022-11-30 11:49:02 PM  
Hope they turn the other cheek.
 
2022-11-30 11:52:12 PM  
I blame it on their new Confession Booth Wrapped feature.
 
2022-11-30 11:52:24 PM  
All your pray are belong to us.
 
2022-11-30 11:54:20 PM  
One of Mrs. Nuran's early poems:

Dead-Letter Office
I am sorry to tell you that your prayer has been judged insincere
and has been sent off to the dead-letter office of prayers
where the angel whose job it is will sort and file it
and close the drawer on its thin helpless squeaking. But-
the good news is, should at some future time you reconsider
and reoffer this prayer with a contrite heart,
the drawer will burst open, the file cabinet explode
the door of the dead-letter office blow off its hinges
and all your dead-letter prayers in one gigantic flock
(like starlings swarming up from a freshly plowed field
or herring back when their schools darkened the waters
and were considered a navigation hazard)
will fly up darkening the sky with their numbers
and with intention as single as a Zen arrow they will
land in God's lap
and deliver their petitions.
 
Azz
2022-11-30 11:57:35 PM  
Damn, now where will I go to jerk off
 
2022-12-01 12:00:46 AM  

Azz: Damn, now where will I go to jerk off


Well, I mean, username kind of provides a clue
 
2022-12-01 1:02:25 AM  
It's in gods plan.
 
Oak
2022-12-01 1:32:50 AM  
All I want from the Pope is to send some halberd-wielding MFs in fabulous Michelangelo-designed kit to disembowel some frozen orcs in some trench somewhere.  Short of that: go away.
 
2022-12-01 1:54:03 AM  

morg: I hope they backed up the bible.


Don't worry. Jesus saves.
 
2022-12-01 3:04:28 AM  

Pfighting Polish: morg: I hope they backed up the bible.

Don't worry. Jesus saves.


He passes to Moses,,,he shoots,,,he SCOOOOOORSE!!!!!
 
2022-12-01 8:16:09 AM  

Pfighting Polish: morg: I hope they backed up the bible.

Don't worry. Jesus saves.


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2022-12-01 9:05:32 AM  

Azz: Damn, now where will I go to jerk off


Popehub.com
 
2022-12-01 9:13:07 AM  

johnny_vegas: Azz: Damn, now where will I go to jerk off

Well, I mean, username kind of provides a clue


Arizona?
 
2022-12-01 9:39:14 AM  

WonderDave1: johnny_vegas: Azz: Damn, now where will I go to jerk off

Well, I mean, username kind of provides a clue

Arizona?


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2022-12-01 9:51:00 AM  
DDOS.

/Deacons dismissively operating security
 
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