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1916 clicks; posted to Business » on 30 Nov 2022 at 10:05 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-30 7:35:57 PM  
How would Elon know?

He fired accounts receivable.
 
2022-11-30 8:22:13 PM  
He's just trying to paint himself as a free speech martyr for his Trumphumper fan base.
 
2022-11-30 10:16:51 PM  
Attention whores say and do anything for attention, even if it contradicts observed reality. News at 11.
 
2022-11-30 10:20:19 PM  
Those that work in tech, what manger above director knows anything involving the business unless told? I mean before the meeting before the meeting, you know the ones.
 
2022-11-30 10:20:29 PM  
just because you aren't a Trailer Park Ricky you still may need adult supervision.
 
2022-11-30 10:28:52 PM  
Has Melon tried eating a bag of dicks?

Just throwing it out there, can't hurt Twitter's chances at success.
 
2022-11-30 10:42:35 PM  

Black_Lazerus: Those that work in tech, what manger above director knows anything involving the business unless told? I mean before the meeting before the meeting, you know the ones.


The manager above mine (he's a VP of something) has forgotten more about network infrastructure than I ever knew, but I doubt he can code better than the project architect who's been doing it (working on this specific product) for literally 15 years.

Maybe it works different when you're just looking at numbers on a spreadsheet or glad-handing (potential) clients, but tech specifically is one of those places where the higher up you go, the LESS actual, applicable product knowledge they have. Maybe the suits can quote from the user's manual, but 1) they probably can't, and B) they know dickall about how the thing actually works under the hood (meaning any usage question we didn't devote words to will be answered by Customer Service, Dev, or QA).

// being QA, the only reason I know anything about what's under the hood is that I'm on a team with all devs
 
2022-11-30 11:04:13 PM  
Elon probably has $84,000 in the cup holder in his Tesla.
 
2022-11-30 11:15:51 PM  

dyhchong: Has Melon tried eating a bag of dicks?

Just throwing it out there, can't hurt Twitter's chances at success.


By some interpretations, depending on how many people he fired were named "Richard," one could argue that he has already tried eating a bag of dicks.
 
2022-11-30 11:35:44 PM  
You can do that? Just make things up online?
 
2022-11-30 11:46:00 PM  
Seems like only yesterday such a headline would have been in reference to TFG.
 
2022-11-30 11:55:41 PM  

baron von doodle: You can do that? Just make things up online?


Not here. Not since I bought this site.
 
2022-12-01 12:28:47 AM  

dyhchong: Has Melon tried eating a bag of dicks?

Just throwing it out there, can't hurt Twitter's chances at success.


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2022-12-01 1:33:57 AM  
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2022-12-01 6:53:37 AM  

Nosatril: Seems like only yesterday such a headline would have been in reference to TFG.


There's little difference between the two. One has a South African accent, that's about it.
 
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