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(The Daily Beast)   Outgoing Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) rants on the House floor about men being taught to be a "soft metrosexual". Interesting choice after his last video went public   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2022-11-30 2:45:30 PM  
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2022-11-30 3:18:56 PM  
Holy shiat, I had forgotten about this guy. Imagine fearing or respecting this dorkass.
 
2022-11-30 3:23:32 PM  
HYGIENE IS A LIBERAL PLOT
 
2022-11-30 3:24:18 PM  
Wait, "final generation"? What Nazi bullshiat is he on about?
 
2022-11-30 3:24:50 PM  
Right. Men are supposed to be feared. That's a great ideal.

Sorry, I'll be over here with the sane people.
 
2022-11-30 3:25:05 PM  
It's easy to get me to fear you.  Just cover your vehicle with right wing bumper stickers.
 
2022-11-30 3:25:57 PM  
Yes, that's correct. And the chair you rode in on.
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2022-11-30 3:27:31 PM  
Apparently he prefers hard metrosexuals.
 
2022-11-30 3:27:35 PM  

JerseyTim: Holy shiat, I had forgotten about this guy. Imagine fearing or respecting this dorkass.


He did demonstrate to us the one thing that the GQP will not tolerate from members of their party: blabbing about the cocaine orgies.
 
2022-11-30 3:31:43 PM  

SoupGuru: Right. Men are supposed to be feared.


No one's afraid of you, girly-man.
 
2022-11-30 3:32:37 PM  

NateAsbestos: Wait, "final generation"? What Nazi bullshiat is he on about?


Could also be Rapture/apocalypse bullshiat. Although there is a lot of overlap these days.
 
2022-11-30 3:35:36 PM  
What's next a presentation from Jim Jordan about not staying silent when you seem something wrong happening.

How about a lecture from Lauren Boebert on the pitfalls of anti-intellectualism or MTG on promoting diversity in politics.
 
2022-11-30 3:38:24 PM  

mrshowrules: What's next a presentation from Jim Jordan about not staying silent when you seem something wrong happening.

How about a lecture from Lauren Boebert on the pitfalls of anti-intellectualism or MTG on promoting diversity in politics.


Lauren Boebert would be providing tips on cooking pork
 
2022-11-30 3:51:45 PM  
Real men face-fark their male cousins?

/it's a free country
//if that is how you like to "roll"
 
2022-11-30 3:53:50 PM  

JerseyTim: Holy shiat, I had forgotten about this guy.


I wish I could. The image of him naked wiggle worming his way up a bed to face hump his 'buddy' is seared in my brain.
 
2022-11-30 4:06:15 PM  
Go away and die mad.
Asshole.
 
2022-11-30 4:06:34 PM  
It's all binary with these people. If you're not a total douche canoe, you must be a limp-wristed soy boy.
 
2022-11-30 4:07:00 PM  
This you bro?
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2022-11-30 4:07:26 PM  
Yeah, if only we were manly like the Russians.

Wow, how awesome our society and military would be then.
 
2022-11-30 4:07:38 PM  
Interesting words coming from a hard homosexual, but whatever.
 
2022-11-30 4:07:38 PM  
Dude, you've been publicly tossed out on your ass by the voters. It's time to realize that no one cares what you have to say.
 
2022-11-30 4:07:55 PM  
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2022-11-30 4:07:56 PM  
We obviously need more genital-tanning stations, stat!
 
2022-11-30 4:09:03 PM  

Private_Citizen: JerseyTim: Holy shiat, I had forgotten about this guy.

I wish I could. The image of him naked wiggle worming his way up a bed to face hump his 'buddy' is seared in my brain.


Wait.  What?  I think I missed this.  And, it sounds like that's a good think.
 
2022-11-30 4:10:09 PM  
fear and respect you? hah! put me down for neither.
 
2022-11-30 4:10:26 PM  
Let's not forget this gem

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2022-11-30 4:10:26 PM  
What's wrong with men being less masculine or even feminine? If women can be feminine, why can't men and everyone else?
 
2022-11-30 4:10:34 PM  
The first rule of cocaine orgy club is, do not talk about cocaine orgy club.
 
2022-11-30 4:10:38 PM  
Can he please go back to his hometown and work at his local gas station while ranting about "the libs"?
 
2022-11-30 4:11:16 PM  

JerseyTim: Holy shiat, I had forgotten about this guy. Imagine fearing or respecting this dorkass.


I had forgotten the word "metrosexual".

// didn't we agree in like 2006 that it was a fun 2 years, but it was always a dumb term and we would agree to forget we ever used it?
 
2022-11-30 4:11:40 PM  

Walker: This you bro?
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GROOMER!!!
 
2022-11-30 4:11:46 PM  

JerseyTim: Holy shiat, I had forgotten about this guy. Imagine fearing or respecting this dorkass.


I mean....if you're a old rotting tree in the middle of the forest maybe be a little afraid.
 
2022-11-30 4:12:09 PM  
What reclaiming masculinity might look like.

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2022-11-30 4:12:17 PM  
So if someone kicks your ass, Madison, you will just accept it because that's what real men do, you won't hide behind a security detail or run crying to the police?
 
2022-11-30 4:13:42 PM  
Wait'll he finds out that those bad ass Egyptian warriors wore makeup and Spartans took on boyfriends because they believed lovers would fight harder to protect each other in battle.

This guy sounds like he's in need of an H2 and some truck nutz.
 
2022-11-30 4:13:43 PM  
Well that's certainly one of the talking points echoing around the chamber he lives in.

We can't all be a manly man like you, bro.
 
2022-11-30 4:13:50 PM  

Walker: This you bro?
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quo vadimus: Let's not forget this gem

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*Shakes limp fist
 
2022-11-30 4:13:58 PM  
Maybe teaching men that we are to be feared is part of the problem, asshole.
 
2022-11-30 4:14:50 PM  
Oh hey bring it on manly man, you couldn't even stop me from rolling you over and dumping you on your ass.
 
2022-11-30 4:15:12 PM  

NateAsbestos: Wait, "final generation"? What Nazi bullshiat is he on about?


When he lost his primary he very ominously commented that "dark MAGA will take control."
 
2022-11-30 4:15:16 PM  
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2022-11-30 4:15:25 PM  
Metrosexual? What is this, 2006?
 
2022-11-30 4:16:14 PM  
A.  YOUR name is Madison
B.  This is a WENDY's, sir.
 
2022-11-30 4:16:24 PM  
This "concern" about "masculinity" has got to be one of the dumbest things to come from the right-wing this year.

Especially when "masculinity" according to them really means "being a toxic asshole".
 
2022-11-30 4:16:35 PM  
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2022-11-30 4:16:50 PM  
That seemed a bit more incite-y than the average floor speech.
 
2022-11-30 4:17:58 PM  

bighairyguy: SoupGuru: Right. Men are supposed to be feared.

No one's afraid of you, girly-man.


All I have to do is stand atop a flight of what, 2 or 3 stairs to render him....even more impotent?
 
2022-11-30 4:18:14 PM  

NateAsbestos: Wait, "final generation"? What Nazi bullshiat is he on about?


Not enough "white" babies for conservatives's liking.
 
2022-11-30 4:18:25 PM  
He's a textbook closet case.
 
2022-11-30 4:18:42 PM  

apoptotic: That seemed a bit more incite-y than the average floor speech.


That's the point.
They keep pushing this until someone does something. And it terrifies everyone and gets people murdered. But then they get to shrug and say "i just said we need to do something. I NEVER called for violence!"

Repeat as necessary.
It's not like this kind of thing caused an invasion of the US capitol and almost the downfall of our government or anything.
 
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