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(USA Today)   Weather Avocado of Doom kills two   (usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Wind, Tropical cyclone, Storm, Thunderstorm, Tornado, possible tornadoes, vast storm system, Severe weather  
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2205 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Nov 2022 at 6:05 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-30 6:08:13 PM  
I don't get "Weather Avocado."  Can someone please assplain?
 
2022-11-30 6:09:53 PM  

foo monkey: I don't get "Weather Avocado."  Can someone please assplain?


Beats me. I've been wondering about it since someone decided it was funny. But didn't ask because I didn't really care that much.
 
2022-11-30 6:13:50 PM  
IOW, it killed nobody. Nobody who would not have died in non-avocado weather, at least.  But media got to hump dat death skeer.
 
2022-11-30 6:17:42 PM  
The weather warning map from NOAA apparently looked like an avocado.
 
2022-11-30 6:20:52 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: foo monkey: I don't get "Weather Avocado."  Can someone please assplain?

Beats me. I've been wondering about it since someone decided it was funny. But didn't ask because I didn't really care that much.


It's a weather condition where the more intense area is in the middle. Ends up looking like this:
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This is from 2018.
 
2022-11-30 6:20:55 PM  

foo monkey: I don't get "Weather Avocado."  Can someone please assplain?


It started about 3 posts about it ago, you know those false color weather map pics? The first one looked like an avocado lol, then it was decided it was Weather Avocado and Avocado of Doom.
 
2022-11-30 6:25:26 PM  
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Partially to blame?

/obscure?
 
2022-11-30 6:35:29 PM  

Drunk and Bitter Jesus: [Fark user image 425x232]

Partially to blame?

/obscure?


I thought her think was figging

/nttawwt.
 
2022-11-30 6:39:18 PM  

Drunk and Bitter Jesus: [Fark user image 425x232]

Partially to blame?

/obscure?


Nothing is obscure on Fark.

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Bill Maher is perfectly cast as a total wanker.
 
2022-11-30 6:40:08 PM  
So the victims are..... toast?
 
2022-11-30 6:45:49 PM  
it's the asshole bananas you have to watch out for, just ask flucto
 
2022-11-30 6:48:08 PM  

maxandgrinch: So the victims are..... toast?


RIP Mr Gilyard


also. balls


/I'm a child
 
2022-11-30 6:56:51 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Drunk and Bitter Jesus: [Fark user image 425x232]

Partially to blame?

/obscure?

Nothing is obscure on Fark.

[Fark user image image 850x986]

Bill Maher is perfectly cast as a total wanker.


But you've got to admit that he looks amazing in that film poster! He's the one on the left, right?
 
2022-11-30 7:18:21 PM  

fullyautomatic: foo monkey: I don't get "Weather Avocado."  Can someone please assplain?

It started about 3 posts about it ago, you know those false color weather map pics? The first one looked like an avocado lol, then it was decided it was Weather Avocado and Avocado of Doom.


Sometimes I worry I spend to much time here. Then I get reassurances like this.
 
2022-11-30 7:20:41 PM  

fullyautomatic: foo monkey: I don't get "Weather Avocado."  Can someone please assplain?

It started about 3 posts about it ago, you know those false color weather map pics? The first one looked like an avocado lol, then it was decided it was Weather Avocado and Avocado of Doom.


Sigh. Back in my day we had weather penises, and we liked it.
 
2022-11-30 7:21:58 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Drunk and Bitter Jesus: [Fark user image 425x232]

Partially to blame?

/obscure?

Nothing is obscure on Fark.

[Fark user image 850x986]

Bill Maher is perfectly cast as a total wanker.


Um, Bill Maher looks hotter than I remember.
 
2022-11-30 7:33:41 PM  

ramen_for_all: Smelly Pirate Hooker: foo monkey: I don't get "Weather Avocado."  Can someone please assplain?

Beats me. I've been wondering about it since someone decided it was funny. But didn't ask because I didn't really care that much.

It's a weather condition where the more intense area is in the middle. Ends up looking like this:
[media1.clevescene.com image 660x371]

This is from 2018.


OK, duly noted. Thx
 
2022-11-30 7:44:12 PM  
I had to drive home through that last night and honestly it was like the freaking lightning was doing more to highlight the road than my headlights were
 
2022-11-30 7:47:35 PM  
Mods and subby, stop trying to make weather avocado of doom happen.  It's not going to happen.
 
2022-11-30 7:55:07 PM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: Mods and subby, stop trying to make weather avocado of doom happen.  It's not going to happen.


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2022-11-30 8:39:38 PM  
I'm just glad the magic marker line around my area ended up being nothing.
 
2022-11-30 9:10:29 PM  
.this is what it looked like...
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2022-11-30 11:26:28 PM  
I was thinking this.
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2022-11-30 11:38:11 PM  

mindofbryan: I was thinking this.
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All right, you've topped my entry. I'd completely forgotten about this book, but I loved it as a kid.
 
2022-12-01 5:28:20 AM  
you think weather avocado is bad?
just wait for the weather Salsa!
 
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