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Fark NotNewsletter: Still playing Halloween music
Posted by DisseminationMonkey at 2022-11-30 11:26:14 AM, edited 2022-11-30 11:41:13 AM (27 comments) | Permalink
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A message from Drew Curtis:  
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Hey everyone, hope your week's been well.  

Had a great visit to extreme northern Chicago.  I did not miss driving in Chicago holiday traffic at all.  Storm handled a little under half of the trip, which was awesome - I worked in the car on the way up.  Got to see Dill on the way up at Strange Brew Coffee - he set me up with a large nitro that kept me wide awake for the next 48 hours.  Did not get to see Dill on the way back, because as expected at least one of the eight cousins brought a contagion for Thanksgiving.  Ended up being not COVID, but it involves a cough that lingers for two weeks.  And only Sierra caught it.  No idea why the rest of us didn't.  

Storm's heading up to check out Carnegie Mellon this weekend, so I'm home with the other two.  No big plans here, probably will play some games with them or check out new anime.  By the way, "Spy × Family" is so good I can recommend it sight unseen.  Super tight writing, great concept, highly recommended.  

Speaking of holiday stuff, check out the Farketplace - Farkers who own small businesses are showing off their wares, definitely check their stuff out.  Also we've got the 2022 Fark Fiction Anthology as well.    

No Fark News Livestream this week - the news cycle is exceptionally slow, unfortunately.  Everyone was hungover from the holiday weekend, I guess.  We should be back next week, however!

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2022-11-30 11:33:09 AM  
Best Halloween song ever.

HalloweenLightTower02
Youtube B_au1Gw_qws
 
2022-11-30 11:34:19 AM  
I am not a fan of Christmas music. I'd rather play "Monster Mash" on loop.
 
2022-11-30 11:37:21 AM  

DisseminationMonkey: I am not a fan of Christmas music. I'd rather play "Monster Mash" on loop.


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/Twice in one day!
//Deal only applicable today
 
2022-11-30 11:49:25 AM  

DisseminationMonkey: I am not a fan of Christmas music. I'd rather play "Monster Mash" on loop.


Monster Mash is an abomination. This is the playlist for my light tower.  Goodbye Horses and Hip To Be Square get laughs from the parents.

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2022-11-30 11:53:30 AM  

foo monkey: Monster Mash is an abomination


Exactly.
 
2022-11-30 11:59:08 AM  

DisseminationMonkey: foo monkey: Monster Mash is an abomination

Exactly.


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2022-11-30 12:04:47 PM  
Chicago is extremely north? Well crap, I guess being 5 hours further north from that must make me an Inuit... or maybe a penguin.
 
2022-11-30 12:07:11 PM  

foo monkey: DisseminationMonkey: I am not a fan of Christmas music. I'd rather play "Monster Mash" on loop.

Monster Mash is an abomination. This is the playlist for my light tower.  Goodbye Horses and Hip To Be Square get laughs from the parents.

[Fark user image 346x750]


When Huey starts up, is that when you come prancing in wearing the rain coat and carrying a polished axe?
 
2022-11-30 12:09:29 PM  

arrogantbastich: foo monkey: DisseminationMonkey: I am not a fan of Christmas music. I'd rather play "Monster Mash" on loop.

Monster Mash is an abomination. This is the playlist for my light tower.  Goodbye Horses and Hip To Be Square get laughs from the parents.

[Fark user image 346x750]

When Huey starts up, is that when you come prancing in wearing the rain coat and carrying a polished axe?


Yes, but we're focusing on just Halloween here.
 
2022-11-30 12:19:03 PM  

arrogantbastich: DisseminationMonkey: I am not a fan of Christmas music. I'd rather play "Monster Mash" on loop.

[Fark user image 425x411]

/Twice in one day!
//Deal only applicable today


Yeah, it's Advent, but Christmas is on December 25th and lasts through Epiphany, so everyone's early and takes stuff down during the season.
 
2022-11-30 12:21:53 PM  

Jon T. Hall: Chicago is extremely north? Well crap, I guess being 5 hours further north from that must make me an Inuit... or maybe a penguin.


Ya, eh?
 
2022-11-30 12:29:25 PM  
Storm's visiting CMU??  That's a great school, Drew, I wish him luck!!!   We'll make a Yinzer out of him, yet!!!
 
2022-11-30 12:30:13 PM  
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2022-11-30 1:04:55 PM  
Storm's heading up to check out Carnegie Mellon this weekend

A real smart guy eh?
 
2022-11-30 2:07:55 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: arrogantbastich: DisseminationMonkey: I am not a fan of Christmas music. I'd rather play "Monster Mash" on loop.

[Fark user image 425x411]

/Twice in one day!
//Deal only applicable today

Yeah, it's Advent, but Christmas is on December 25th and lasts through Epiphany, so everyone's early and takes stuff down during the season.


I'm married to a pastor's daughter. The Christmas tree doesn't come down until the 7th.
 
2022-11-30 5:29:22 PM  
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2022-11-30 5:38:32 PM  

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I miss having the ability to animate text.
 
2022-11-30 6:49:24 PM  

TrashcanMan: Storm's heading up to check out Carnegie Mellon this weekend

A real smart guy eh?


I mean if he was really smart, he'd check out Case Western too.
 
2022-11-30 9:38:54 PM  
That two week cough was everywhere.

After getting every vaccine known to man, I happened to walk by a sneeze. 76 hours later, yep. Hadn't been sick in 6 years.
That was two Wednesdays ago. Still draining the snot locker.
 
2022-11-30 9:52:50 PM  

vudukungfu: That two week cough was everywhere.

After getting every vaccine known to man, I happened to walk by a sneeze. 76 hours later, yep. Hadn't been sick in 6 years.
That was two Wednesdays ago. Still draining the snot locker.


That's why I don't interact with anyone.

Yeah... that's why.

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2022-11-30 10:59:24 PM  

DisseminationMonkey: vudukungfu: That two week cough was everywhere.

After getting every vaccine known to man, I happened to walk by a sneeze. 76 hours later, yep. Hadn't been sick in 6 years.
That was two Wednesdays ago. Still draining the snot locker.

That's why I don't interact with anyone.

Yeah... that's why.

[Fark user image image 350x197]


Honestly, I'm mostly a hermit.
Have to shop sometimes
 
2022-12-01 12:24:02 AM  

vudukungfu: That two week cough was everywhere.

After getting every vaccine known to man, I happened to walk by a sneeze. 76 hours later, yep. Hadn't been sick in 6 years.
That was two Wednesdays ago. Still draining the snot locker.


It was weird for me. I'd get sick for 5 minutes and it would be gone. Off and on for about 7 days.
 
2022-12-01 2:44:08 AM  
   It's always great to make the Newsletter. I smiled when I saw my name in the "Politics Smart" section. Then I saw that Drew's tag claimed I was defending Herschel Walker.

 Now I'm conflicted.
 
2022-12-01 3:24:32 AM  

NotCodger: It's always great to make the Newsletter. I smiled when I saw my name in the "Politics Smart" section. Then I saw that Drew's tag claimed I was defending Herschel Walker.

Now I'm conflicted.


Hey, Drew doesn't put this all together, I do! :P
 
2022-12-01 3:32:03 AM  

DisseminationMonkey: NotCodger: It's always great to make the Newsletter. I smiled when I saw my name in the "Politics Smart" section. Then I saw that Drew's tag claimed I was defending Herschel Walker.

Now I'm conflicted.

Hey, Drew doesn't put this all together, I do! :P


Sorry about that. I'm "defending" Walker and also getting the Newsletter credits wrong.

I'm slime!
 
2022-12-01 3:52:47 AM  

NotCodger: DisseminationMonkey: NotCodger: It's always great to make the Newsletter. I smiled when I saw my name in the "Politics Smart" section. Then I saw that Drew's tag claimed I was defending Herschel Walker.

Now I'm conflicted.

Hey, Drew doesn't put this all together, I do! :P

Sorry about that. I'm "defending" Walker and also getting the Newsletter credits wrong.

I'm slime!


When I wrote that, I imagined someone thinking, "what, he defended him?" and then clicking and seeing your comment and being like

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2022-12-01 4:41:35 AM  

DisseminationMonkey: NotCodger: DisseminationMonkey: NotCodger: It's always great to make the Newsletter. I smiled when I saw my name in the "Politics Smart" section. Then I saw that Drew's tag claimed I was defending Herschel Walker.

Now I'm conflicted.

Hey, Drew doesn't put this all together, I do! :P

Sorry about that. I'm "defending" Walker and also getting the Newsletter credits wrong.

I'm slime!

When I wrote that, I imagined someone thinking, "what, he defended him?" and then clicking and seeing your comment and being like

[Fark user image image 499x377]


Okay, I feel better now.
 
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