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(WAFF Huntsville)   Places where not to propose marriage? Anyplace where dropping engagement ring is definite show-stopper   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Marriage, Scott Clyne, Engagement, engagement ring, Suzie Tucker, best friend, ring, English-language films  
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844 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 30 Nov 2022 at 9:50 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-11-30 10:09:26 AM  
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2022-11-30 12:41:52 PM  
"Tucker said yes."

Places where not to propose marriage? Anywhere the proposee would be trapped, such as a boat in open water. She has to say yes, because of the implication.
2022-11-30 12:42:27 PM  
My friend proposed to his wife on the Queen Mary Bridge, outside Neuschwanstein Castle, which spans some deep, dramatic gorge. Sure enough, he dropped the ring. He caught it before it rolled over the edge, though.
2022-11-30 12:53:20 PM  
Don't propose anywhere you think she might accept.
2022-11-30 1:16:14 PM  
Divorce court?
2022-11-30 1:29:29 PM  
Been married twice. Never bought a ring. TBF, never proposed like a doofus in a Hallmark movie either. either
2022-11-30 2:08:08 PM  
Penny Wharvey McGill: Well, we need that ring.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well that ring is at the bottom of a pretty durn big lake.
Penny Wharvey McGill: Uh-uh.
Ulysses Everett McGill: A 9,000 hectare lake.
Penny Wharvey McGill: I don't care if it's 90,000...
Ulysses Everett McGill: But honey...
Penny Wharvey McGill: that lake was not my doing.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Of course not honey...
Penny Wharvey McGill: I counted to three, honey.
Ulysses Everett McGill: No, wait, honey! Finding one little ring in the middle of all that water is one hell of a heroic task!
2022-11-30 3:02:33 PM  
For a moment, he was wetter then she was
2022-11-30 7:47:22 PM  
Saw a video today where a guy proposed while white water rafting, the ring got lost of course.
2022-11-30 9:21:12 PM  
Proposing is dumb. Marriage is a big decision that should not be the result of an ambush.

/58 and single
2022-12-01 1:52:12 AM  
Narrator has voice like nails on a chalkboard.
2022-12-01 2:24:04 AM  
2022-12-01 8:49:46 AM  
I'm mostly getting a kick out of this thread because our daughter recently accepted a proposal from her long-term boyfriend.  They didn't have any waterside or cliffside drama though.
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