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(The Daily Beast)   This is probably fine, right? Right? Just a coincidence?   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Four-wheel drive, Ford Expedition, Ford Motor Company, Nantucket Airport parking lot, Chevrolet Suburban, Ford Explorer, Airport's Closed Circuit Television System, active fire  
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5030 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Nov 2022 at 10:05 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-30 8:50:30 AM  
Dumbass GQP can't even time an assassination right.

Yeesh.
 
2022-11-30 8:58:57 AM  
Inasmuch as the folks who rented the vehicles had obviously NOT responded to the recall, yeah, it wasn't exactly a coincidence.

OR, Hunter Biden left a bunch of laptops in the back seats, and his shoddy battery practices caused them to nearly asplode a plane!

I wonder which theory that the Q folks are gonna run with...
 
2022-11-30 9:02:51 AM  
I take it the Beast can't get to Nantucket.
 
2022-11-30 9:04:19 AM  

hubiestubert: Inasmuch as the folks who rented the vehicles had obviously NOT responded to the recall, yeah, it wasn't exactly a coincidence.

OR, Hunter Biden left a bunch of laptops in the back seats, and his shoddy battery practices caused them to nearly asplode a plane!

I wonder which theory that the Q folks are gonna run with...


No this is a sign from God telling Biden to change his ways. Like when God sent the moving finger to write on the wall to warn Nebuchadnezzar II

So basically this was God giving Biden the finger
 
2022-11-30 9:29:25 AM  
In less presidential days, I would've assumed that Uncle Joe lit a fart.
 
2022-11-30 9:50:34 AM  
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/got nothin'
 
2022-11-30 10:06:44 AM  
If you have to ask if an armed unit that embraces the "SS" initials for their name is a tad on the fash side...
 
2022-11-30 10:07:14 AM  
Likely the Expedition started the fire, and the rest of the vehicles joined in, not wanting to feel left out.
 
2022-11-30 10:08:41 AM  
That's one way to get the love stains out.
 
2022-11-30 10:09:42 AM  

EyeballKid: If you have to ask if an armed unit that embraces the "SS" initials for their name is a tad on the fash side...


lol.
 
2022-11-30 10:10:15 AM  
There once was a car from Nantucket...
 
2022-11-30 10:10:23 AM  
I hope they took the extra insurance package.
 
2022-11-30 10:11:05 AM  
The president rents vehicles from Hertz while away? That seems odd.
 
2022-11-30 10:11:14 AM  
One of them was a Tesla, right?
 
2022-11-30 10:13:43 AM  
Obviously Hillary left a bunch of her computers in the vehiclee and was destroying the last evidence of her 30 gazillion emails that prove she was guilty. LOCK HER UP LICK HER UP
 
2022-11-30 10:16:02 AM  

jlee4677: Obviously Hillary left a bunch of her computers in the vehiclee and was destroying the last evidence of her 30 gazillion emails that prove she was guilty. LOCK HER UP LICK HER UP


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hej
2022-11-30 10:16:06 AM  
This is why you always buy the extra liability indemnification.
 
2022-11-30 10:16:39 AM  
But where is Hunter Biden's laptop? Did it survive the fires?
 
2022-11-30 10:17:38 AM  
The vehicles impacted include a Chevy Suburban, Ford Explorer, Infiniti QX80, Jeep Gladiator and a Ford Expedition.

So...all those cars were faulty somehow? Or is the assumption only the Expedition caught fire and spread to all the others?
/Grits teeth at "impacted."
 
2022-11-30 10:18:55 AM  
Because POTUS and/or VPOTUS are ever going to be riding in a rental car.

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Yes, it's fine.
 
2022-11-30 10:19:26 AM  
Every member of that secret service detail should be fired.
 
2022-11-30 10:19:43 AM  
Holy shiat. THEY PUT THEM IN RENTAL CARS???
 
2022-11-30 10:19:46 AM  
Qanon is going to have a field day with this.
 
hej
2022-11-30 10:20:20 AM  

fiddlehead: The vehicles impacted include a Chevy Suburban, Ford Explorer, Infiniti QX80, Jeep Gladiator and a Ford Expedition.

So...all those cars were faulty somehow? Or is the assumption only the Expedition caught fire and spread to all the others?
/Grits teeth at "impacted."


Or that the same kerosene was splashed on all of them.
 
2022-11-30 10:20:35 AM  

lectos: jlee4677: Obviously Hillary left a bunch of her computers in the vehiclee and was destroying the last evidence of her 30 gazillion emails that prove she was guilty. LOCK HER UP LICK HER UP

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Fark definitely needs an edit option, I bought that cassette (I was a teenager), terrible album.
 
2022-11-30 10:21:20 AM  

Subtonic: Qanon is going to have a field day with this.


My first thought as well.

"WHAT WERE THEY HIDING?!  DESTROYING EVIDENCE!!"
 
2022-11-30 10:21:21 AM  

EyeballKid: If you have to ask if an armed unit that embraces the "SS" initials for their name is a tad on the fash side...


That'd be a lot more clever if it was actually something they embraced rather than something pinned on them.
 
2022-11-30 10:23:30 AM  
Where was O.J. Simpson when this occurred?
 
2022-11-30 10:23:44 AM  
The Explorer rolled over.
 
2022-11-30 10:24:48 AM  
Who knew the GQP wanted a black lady President so badly?
 
2022-11-30 10:24:49 AM  
Is god saying, be more like trump? Or die?
 
2022-11-30 10:26:48 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: [Fark user image 358x188]


You've managed to suck at Photoshop and trolling. Care to go for three?
 
2022-11-30 10:27:58 AM  
biden going to great lengths to destroy evidence!  the new republican house will subpoena all of the cape and islands to get to the bottom of this!
 
2022-11-30 10:28:00 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: [Fark user image image 358x188]


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2022-11-30 10:28:37 AM  
Imagine the conspiracies if they were Teslas.
 
2022-11-30 10:29:14 AM  
A MAGAT that worked at Hertz probably set them on fire to make a point or something.
 
2022-11-30 10:30:16 AM  

EyeballKid: If you have to ask if an armed unit that embraces the "SS" initials for their name is a tad on the fash side...


Study it out.
 
2022-11-30 10:30:17 AM  

quo vadimus: Holy shiat. THEY PUT THEM IN RENTAL CARS???


That's my first thought.  I thought they always flew the Beast around wherever POTUS went?  Why the fark are they renting cars from Hertz?
 
2022-11-30 10:30:25 AM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: EyeballKid: If you have to ask if an armed unit that embraces the "SS" initials for their name is a tad on the fash side...

That'd be a lot more clever if it was actually something they embraced rather than something pinned on them.


They embraced it on 1/6/21.
 
2022-11-30 10:30:56 AM  

LL316: Who knew the GQP wanted a black lady President so badly?


GQP?  Ask yourself: who has a reputation for murdering people, as well as a known hatred for the highest, hardest glass ceiling?
 
2022-11-30 10:31:07 AM  
Holy shiat. THEY PUT THEM IN RENTAL CARS???

Putin's guys will be right on this bit of information.
 
2022-11-30 10:35:59 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: [Fark user image 358x188]


study it out

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2022-11-30 10:36:23 AM  

Subtonic: Zeb Hesselgresser: [Fark user image image 358x188]

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2022-11-30 10:36:34 AM  
I mean ... I know it's not nearly as likely as a vast conspiracy to do [checks notes] ... nothing of consequence, but have we considered the possibility that the bad battery sparked a fire that spread to the nearby cars?
 
2022-11-30 10:37:21 AM  

someonelse: I mean ... I know it's not nearly as likely as a vast conspiracy to do [checks notes] ... nothing of consequence, but have we considered the possibility that the bad battery sparked a fire that spread to the nearby cars?


That's just crazy talk
 
2022-11-30 10:39:32 AM  

lectos: jlee4677: Obviously Hillary left a bunch of her computers in the vehiclee and was destroying the last evidence of her 30 gazillion emails that prove she was guilty. LOCK HER UP LICK HER UP

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2022-11-30 10:39:37 AM  

jlee4677: ...Hillary ... LICK HER UP


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2022-11-30 10:39:52 AM  
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2022-11-30 10:40:00 AM  

someonelse: I mean ... I know it's not nearly as likely as a vast conspiracy to do [checks notes] ... nothing of consequence, but have we considered the possibility that the bad battery sparked a fire that spread to the nearby cars?


That's such a sensible explanation that you must be in on the conspiracy too!
 
2022-11-30 10:42:07 AM  

someonelse: I mean ... I know it's not nearly as likely as a vast conspiracy to do [checks notes] ... nothing of consequence, but have we considered the possibility that the bad battery sparked a fire that spread to the nearby cars?


No!  Five cars just spontaneously burst into flame all the time!  Study it out!!
 
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