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(Daily Mail)   Leni Klum shows her nighttime routine, which consists of brushing her teeth while sitting on the bathroom countertop with her feet in the sink. In her underwear. As one does (probably not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2022-11-30 7:48:41 AM  
Nice genes.
 
2022-11-30 8:05:30 AM  

dionysusaur: Nice genes.


Yeah but probably a ton of pressure, no one talks about Helga Klum, the 5'8" weighlifter with a unibrow.
 
2022-11-30 8:07:32 AM  

dionysusaur: Nice genes.


I'm sorry, I was entranced by the exquisite granite countertop.
 
2022-11-30 8:31:49 AM  
That's really awful brushing technique. I'd hate to be her dental hygienist.
 
2022-11-30 8:38:03 AM  
When did the living doll look become so popular? I know, sharp knees and all that, etc.
 
2022-11-30 8:38:54 AM  
where do they keep their internal organs?
 
2022-11-30 8:43:20 AM  
AW gonna AW.
 
2022-11-30 8:49:41 AM  
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2022-11-30 9:15:21 AM  
Oh no, I'm old:

Heidi is hotter.
 
2022-11-30 9:15:50 AM  
It can't be healthy being that thin.
 
2022-11-30 9:18:57 AM  

scumm: where do they keep their internal organs?


In their bras, apparently.
 
2022-11-30 9:21:41 AM  
Yes.......
 
2022-11-30 9:21:52 AM  

The5thElement: It can't be healthy being that thin.


If she is getting the right nutrition, it's fine. Though being a model, it's obviously questionable.

Pretty much *all* studies have shown that following a near-subsistence diet is the healthiest thing you can do, in the long-term. The thinner you are, the healthier you are, and the longer you live. It's not even about "the less fat you have, the healthier you are". It's purely about overall body mass. Lighter equals better, for health.

And for the record, I'm am a long damn way from skinny. I'm not promoting a subsistence diet. I'm just saying...science says you should eat just barely enough food.
 
2022-11-30 9:21:57 AM  
Do you want to break your neck, young lady?  Because that's how you break your neck!
 
2022-11-30 9:22:31 AM  
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2022-11-30 9:28:46 AM  
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2022-11-30 9:35:10 AM  
People were pissed off that her and Heidi posed together in their underwear?

Do those same people also get upset at mother-daughter sets that take pictures together in swimsuits? Or is that okay because swimsuits don't come with the implication of intimacy even though it shows off roughly the same amount of skin?

I just...whatever.
 
2022-11-30 9:38:15 AM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: People were pissed off that her and Heidi posed together in their underwear?

Do those same people also get upset at mother-daughter sets that take pictures together in swimsuits? Or is that okay because swimsuits don't come with the implication of intimacy even though it shows off roughly the same amount of skin?

I just...whatever.


Underwear is considered gift wrap to some people. Here the fantasy is two presents at once.
 
2022-11-30 9:38:16 AM  
She looks like she's at risk of falling over at any given time.
 
2022-11-30 9:42:41 AM  

CarnySaur: Do you want to break your neck, young lady?  Because that's how you break your neck!


Tell that to my cousin, Walter.
 
2022-11-30 9:47:58 AM  
That's an attractive young lady.
 
2022-11-30 9:55:57 AM  

The5thElement: It can't be healthy being that thin.


You know what's more likely?  In a world where being overweight is increasingly the norm, people are losing their ability to recognize a healthy body weight.

When I was in school back in the 70s/80s, girls who were Leni's age looked more like her in terms of body weight than not.
 
2022-11-30 9:56:08 AM  
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2022-11-30 9:57:41 AM  

NateAsbestos: Oh no, I'm old:

Heidi is hotter.


Yeah, at some point my brain has become more attracted to older women. I guess that is another part of getting old.

/Not really old, but getting there
//Unless you go by fark demographics
///Not that I'd turn down the daughter either
 
2022-11-30 9:58:48 AM  

Ethertap: NateAsbestos: Oh no, I'm old:

Heidi is hotter.

Yeah, at some point my brain has become more attracted to older women. I guess that is another part of getting old.

/Not really old, but getting there
//Unless you go by fark demographics
///Not that I'd turn down the daughter either


Why not both
 
2022-11-30 10:02:38 AM  
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2022-11-30 10:05:03 AM  
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2022-11-30 10:07:44 AM  

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2022-11-30 10:10:41 AM  

realmolo: The5thElement: It can't be healthy being that thin.

If she is getting the right nutrition, it's fine. Though being a model, it's obviously questionable.

Pretty much *all* studies have shown that following a near-subsistence diet is the healthiest thing you can do, in the long-term. The thinner you are, the healthier you are, and the longer you live. It's not even about "the less fat you have, the healthier you are". It's purely about overall body mass. Lighter equals better, for health.

And for the record, I'm am a long damn way from skinny. I'm not promoting a subsistence diet. I'm just saying...science says you should eat just barely enough food.


Those studies also showed that the older, thinner apes were also a lot meaner than their jollier peers.
 
2022-11-30 10:19:32 AM  

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2022-11-30 10:22:54 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: dionysusaur: Nice genes.

I'm sorry, I was entranced by the exquisite granite countertop.


Strange, I don't see the countertop.  And believe me, I've thoroughly studied that picture
 
2022-11-30 10:26:33 AM  
She's got some nice... attributes... but can't they wait till she's 21?

Feels a bit like exploitation, and it seems like it would be harder to live a "normal" college life when you do stuff like this.  Attractive, yes - but I feel a bit sorry for her.
 
2022-11-30 10:32:12 AM  

CzarChasm: She's got some nice... attributes... but can't they wait till she's 21?

Feels a bit like exploitation, and it seems like it would be harder to live a "normal" college life when you do stuff like this.  Attractive, yes - but I feel a bit sorry for her.


Like the Zappa children, it's the last name that attracts trouble.
 
2022-11-30 10:34:39 AM  

CzarChasm: She's got some nice... attributes... but can't they wait till she's 21?

Feels a bit like exploitation, and it seems like it would be harder to live a "normal" college life when you do stuff like this.  Attractive, yes - but I feel a bit sorry for her.


I'm sure it'll work out for her just fine in the long run.

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2022-11-30 10:36:25 AM  
I just can't get over the crappy grouting job in the shower.

Does that make me old?

Shut up.
 
2022-11-30 11:02:03 AM  
sitting on the bathroom countertop with her feet in the sink. In her underwear.


Wait, are her feet in the sink or in her underwear? Both??

*RsTFA*


There's a sink in that picture?
 
2022-11-30 11:05:49 AM  
Of course this is how girls act when we're not looking.  Just like secret sorority house pillow fights...

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2022-11-30 11:13:41 AM  

sleze: Of course this is how girls act when we're not looking.  Just like secret sorority house pillow fights...

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2022-11-30 11:17:34 AM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: People were pissed off that her and Heidi posed together in their underwear?

Do those same people also get upset at mother-daughter sets that take pictures together in swimsuits? Or is that okay because swimsuits don't come with the implication of intimacy even though it shows off roughly the same amount of skin?

I just...whatever.


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2022-11-30 11:43:08 AM  
First off the daughter is stunning, her mom did her proud.
Second, what did the devil charge Heidi to stop the aging process?
Third I would love to be the meat in that sandwich.
 
2022-11-30 11:48:26 AM  

The5thElement: It can't be healthy being that thin.


She's  not that thin.  Look at her thighs, and I'm sure you did.  Her arms.  There's no tendons sticking out there, no angles.    And she has big boobs, which never last with starving girls.  she just got those good genes.

In contrast, here is Cindy Crawford's daughter. What a troll. I'm sure they only gave her a modeling contract out of pity.  What do you call that--heritage models.  They get in because their parent was a model.  Well, la-de-da.  That's why I could never break in.

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2022-11-30 11:51:28 AM  

cryinoutloud: The5thElement: It can't be healthy being that thin.

She's  not that thin.  Look at her thighs, and I'm sure you did.  Her arms.  There's no tendons sticking out there, no angles.    And she has big boobs, which never last with starving girls.  she just got those good genes.

In contrast, here is Cindy Crawford's daughter. What a troll. I'm sure they only gave her a modeling contract out of pity.  What do you call that--heritage models.  They get in because their parent was a model.  Well, la-de-da.  That's why I could never break in.

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Could it be...

...army of personal trainers
 
2022-11-30 11:52:31 AM  
Immoral and disgusting, these people are depraved.
 
2022-11-30 11:56:26 AM  
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Immoral and disgusting, these people are depraved.
 
2022-11-30 12:01:13 PM  

realmolo: The5thElement: It can't be healthy being that thin.

If she is getting the right nutrition, it's fine. Though being a model, it's obviously questionable.

Pretty much *all* studies have shown that following a near-subsistence diet is the healthiest thing you can do, in the long-term. The thinner you are, the healthier you are, and the longer you live. It's not even about "the less fat you have, the healthier you are". It's purely about overall body mass. Lighter equals better, for health.

And for the record, I'm am a long damn way from skinny. I'm not promoting a subsistence diet. I'm just saying...science says you should eat just barely enough food.


You're right.
Less than a year ago they added BMI to the printout we get at doctor's offices at UPMC facilities. I'm 5'2 1/2, weigh 108. 118 puts me in the overweight category.
 
2022-11-30 12:03:58 PM  

realmolo: The5thElement: It can't be healthy being that thin.

If she is getting the right nutrition, it's fine. Though being a model, it's obviously questionable.

Pretty much *all* studies have shown that following a near-subsistence diet is the healthiest thing you can do, in the long-term. The thinner you are, the healthier you are, and the longer you live. It's not even about "the less fat you have, the healthier you are". It's purely about overall body mass. Lighter equals better, for health.

And for the record, I'm am a long damn way from skinny. I'm not promoting a subsistence diet. I'm just saying...science says you should eat just barely enough food.


I dated a lot of models.
The young skinny ones were dull. Shallow.
The plus sized ones were fun.
 
2022-11-30 12:16:02 PM  

LewDux: Could it be...

...army of personal trainers


Took long enough for someone to post that.  It's one of the many Fark mantras - anyone who isn't fat must have an army of personal trainers.  Because not eating like a hog at the trough is such a difficult concept.
 
2022-11-30 12:28:25 PM  

cryinoutloud: The5thElement: It can't be healthy being that thin.

She's  not that thin.  Look at her thighs, and I'm sure you did.  Her arms.  There's no tendons sticking out there, no angles.    And she has big boobs, which never last with starving girls.  she just got those good genes.

In contrast, here is Cindy Crawford's daughter. What a troll. I'm sure they only gave her a modeling contract out of pity.  What do you call that--heritage models.  They get in because their parent was a model.  Well, la-de-da.  That's why I could never break in.

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Kaia Gerber is insanely skinny compared to Leni Klum. I'm pretty sure Gerber's entire body has the same circumference as her mother's thigh did in the 90s.
 
2022-11-30 12:29:35 PM  

Another Government Employee: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: People were pissed off that her and Heidi posed together in their underwear?

Do those same people also get upset at mother-daughter sets that take pictures together in swimsuits? Or is that okay because swimsuits don't come with the implication of intimacy even though it shows off roughly the same amount of skin?

I just...whatever.

Underwear is considered gift wrap to some people. Here the fantasy is two presents at once.


You are truly sick. Heidi's not her step-mom.
 
2022-11-30 12:36:39 PM  

NateAsbestos: Oh no, I'm old:

Heidi is hotter.


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Yeah baby. Gimme that bacon.
 
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