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(Fox 8 Cleveland)   'Twilight' films are coming back to theaters for you to hate-watch over the holidays   (fox8.com) divider line
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2022-11-30 9:14:39 AM  
 
2022-11-30 9:24:56 AM  
Not a fan of the films, but good to see that theaters are doing some things to bring in more people after Covid.
 
2022-11-30 9:27:00 AM  
Why would I do that when I could just...not give them money?
 
2022-11-30 9:28:26 AM  
Oblig (though she is good in the right roles)
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2022-11-30 9:36:09 AM  
Still a better love story than T.....


.....waitaminute
 
2022-11-30 9:36:29 AM  
Best love story ever.
Best actress ever.

:)
 
2022-11-30 9:55:53 AM  
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2022-11-30 9:58:24 AM  
Why? I haven't seen the films (outside RiffTrax) but they're not exactly VFX extravaganzas that need to be seen on the big screen. They're not "The Menu".
 
2022-11-30 9:59:14 AM  
Liberaltarians love the idea of a man who's hundreds of years old dating a teenager.
 
2022-11-30 9:59:52 AM  
FFS...WHY??!!
I hate those books...
 
2022-11-30 10:02:59 AM  
Team Belmont....
 
2022-11-30 10:11:47 AM  
My daughter is still mad at me for laughing through the Twilight movie that I begrudgingly took her to.
 
2022-11-30 10:28:17 AM  

Incog_Neeto: Liberaltarians love the idea of a man who's hundreds of years old dating a teenager.


Did it 25 years ago.

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2022-11-30 10:44:31 AM  
1) Kristen Stewart acting got better in later Twilight movies;
2) The lack of chemistry between her and Robert Pattinson was less noticeable in later movies; and
3) The two Breaking Dawn movies were actually decent.

\Still not going to see them in the theater.
 
2022-11-30 10:53:06 AM  
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2022-11-30 10:57:06 AM  

Gramma: My daughter is still mad at me for laughing through the Twilight movie that I begrudgingly took her to.


I started riffing on the New Moon movie and my daughter shushed me.  I told her the bad dialogue hurt my head.
 
2022-11-30 11:05:04 AM  

kermit the forg: Just leaving this here:
https://www.rifftrax.com/collection/twilight


So weird. My partner and I just started watching these last night. Absolutely hilarious. I've been an MST3K fan forever, and I've finally gotten into Rifftrax thanks to them starting to release their stuff in an all-in-one format on streaming services. They don't have that for Twilight yet, but I couldn't wait any longer.

As for the Twilight SAGA itself, before now I had only seen the very first one, which was pretty damn funny on it's own, and the very last one, which is absolutely amazing. 10/10.  Michael Sheen gives one of the funniest goddamn performances I have ever seen. It is truly FABULOUS. He's the only actor in the whole thing who's in on the joke, and he goes so far over the top that it's frankly astounding that they let him get away with it. How anyone kept a straight face on set is beyond me.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 - "Aro's Laugh" Full Scene
Youtube fP0zzKtchFQ
 
2022-11-30 11:14:00 AM  

bostonguy: [Fark user image 850x888]


From a few years back, still good.
Buffy vs Edward: Twilight Remixed -- [original version]
Youtube RZwM3GvaTRM
 
2022-11-30 11:27:07 AM  

csi_yellowknife: bostonguy: [Fark user image 850x888]

From a few years back, still good.
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Much better than the original Twilight.
 
2022-11-30 11:38:49 AM  

Mugato: Incog_Neeto: Liberaltarians love the idea of a man who's hundreds of years old dating a teenager.

Did it 25 years ago.

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At one point she dated spike also I think
 
2022-11-30 11:42:29 AM  

Incog_Neeto: Mugato: Incog_Neeto: Liberaltarians love the idea of a man who's hundreds of years old dating a teenager.

Did it 25 years ago.

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At one point she dated spike also I think


"Dated" is one way to put it.

/ phrasing
 
2022-11-30 11:42:39 AM  

Incog_Neeto: Mugato: Incog_Neeto: Liberaltarians love the idea of a man who's hundreds of years old dating a teenager.

Did it 25 years ago.

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At one point she dated spike also I think


Correct. After Angel left to do his own show.
 
2022-11-30 11:52:28 AM  

Incog_Neeto: Liberaltarians love the idea of a man who's hundreds of years old dating a teenager.


I mean, tons of people pointed out how creepy/stalkery the main romance was.
The whole "Sure I will die gestating this fetus but I'LL NEVER ABORT" storyline is pretty damn iffy as well.
 
2022-11-30 11:53:05 AM  
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2022-11-30 12:25:29 PM  
When I heard there was a baseball game in one of these, I genuinely thought it was an outtake or an SNL skit. Nope. Which made me laugh even harder!
 
2022-11-30 12:42:42 PM  

Incog_Neeto: Mugato: Incog_Neeto: Liberaltarians love the idea of a man who's hundreds of years old dating a teenager.

Did it 25 years ago.

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At one point she dated spike also I think


She didn't "date" Spike. It was PTSD farking after being ripped from heaven by her friends.

Buffy tells Spike that she was in heaven
Youtube TSmtGzrgW4U
 
2022-11-30 1:09:57 PM  

FarkingChas: Correct. After Angel left to do his own show.


I'm watching both for the first time now. What a huer.

/Does Faith ever come back from her coma?
//these are the Days of Our Lives
///suppose I could look it up on IMDB
 
2022-11-30 1:14:30 PM  

Mugato: FarkingChas: Correct. After Angel left to do his own show.

I'm watching both for the first time now. What a huer.

/Does Faith ever come back from her coma?
//these are the Days of Our Lives
///suppose I could look it up on IMDB


Don't look it up. Just go with the program. Enjoy the suspense.
 
2022-11-30 1:15:31 PM  

Mugato: I'm watching both for the first time now. What a huer.


Damn, I'm jealous. I'd love to watch Buffy and Babylon 5 for the first time again.

And, no, I won't answer any questions about what happens. :)
 
2022-11-30 1:27:00 PM  

bostonguy: Mugato: I'm watching both for the first time now. What a huer.

Damn, I'm jealous. I'd love to watch Buffy and Babylon 5 for the first time again.

And, no, I won't answer any questions about what happens. :)


Very well. Funny, I'm also watching True Blood for the first time (just got a lot of streaming services) and my girlfriend said she wishes she could watch it for the first time too. So far it's pretty good soft core porn and I think there are some vampires in it.
 
2022-11-30 1:36:14 PM  

Mugato: bostonguy: Mugato: I'm watching both for the first time now. What a huer.

Damn, I'm jealous. I'd love to watch Buffy and Babylon 5 for the first time again.

And, no, I won't answer any questions about what happens. :)

Very well. Funny, I'm also watching True Blood for the first time (just got a lot of streaming services) and my girlfriend said she wishes she could watch it for the first time too. So far it's pretty good soft core porn and I think there are some vampires in it.


True Blood started to suck. Buffy/Angel and B5 stayed great. The final Angel scene was great. I had a hard time suspending belief for what led to it.
 
2022-11-30 1:40:31 PM  

FarkingChas: True Blood started to suck. Buffy/Angel and B5 stayed great. The final Angel scene was great. I had a hard time suspending belief for what led to it.


Never watched B5. The Video ToasterTM VFX sort of turned me off. Which they shouldn't have, since I love classic sci-fi films. I was also turned off by people constantly telling me that it was ripped off by DS9.

Anyway, sorry to get off topic. Twilight, back in theaters. That just sounds....line?
 
2022-11-30 2:14:53 PM  
I'd go if they showed them in back and white and trimmed the fat a little. They blow as modern vampire flicks but work as bad 50's schlock throwbacks
 
2022-11-30 3:47:26 PM  

FarkingChas: Mugato: bostonguy: Mugato: I'm watching both for the first time now. What a huer.

Damn, I'm jealous. I'd love to watch Buffy and Babylon 5 for the first time again.

And, no, I won't answer any questions about what happens. :)

Very well. Funny, I'm also watching True Blood for the first time (just got a lot of streaming services) and my girlfriend said she wishes she could watch it for the first time too. So far it's pretty good soft core porn and I think there are some vampires in it.

True Blood started to suck. Buffy/Angel and B5 stayed great. The final Angel scene was great. I had a hard time suspending belief for what led to it.


True Blood got really really bad towards the end, for sure.
 
2022-11-30 6:38:10 PM  
The Mrs. thankfully either waited for the DVDs or saw the films by herself.  I'd seen snippets and read bits of the books, and both were horrible.  The only way to witness them is via Rifftrax.
 
2022-12-01 8:26:19 AM  

browneye: Incog_Neeto: Mugato: Incog_Neeto: Liberaltarians love the idea of a man who's hundreds of years old dating a teenager.

Did it 25 years ago.

[Fark user image 251x201]

At one point she dated spike also I think

She didn't "date" Spike. It was PTSD farking after being ripped from heaven by her friends.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/TSmtGzrgW4U]


Sorry it's been a LONG time since I've watched that show.
 
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