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(Slate)   Not so much heart attacks as wincing and grabbing our groins in sympathy   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Need, Twitter, FIFA World Cup, David Beckham, Game, United States men's national soccer team, 2010 FIFA World Cup, Association football  
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674 clicks; posted to Sports » on 30 Nov 2022 at 10:05 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-11-30 8:19:32 AM  
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2022-11-30 8:39:56 AM  
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2022-11-30 9:39:46 AM  
Small price to pay for winning a game we really don't care all that much about
2022-11-30 10:34:12 AM  
I thought this was gonna be about slatted chairs to be honest.
2022-11-30 11:59:17 AM  
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Nods in approval
2022-11-30 12:21:52 PM  
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2022-11-30 12:45:25 PM  

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Groin-grabbingly sympathetic?
2022-11-30 1:24:47 PM  
Chaos Muppets is a fantastic phrase
2022-11-30 3:43:41 PM  
So, sports writing about soccer is a lot like thematic justifications in literary criticism.

/The curtains are farking blue.
2022-12-01 3:05:12 AM  
A blow to the testicles hard enough to send me to the hospital terrifies me.
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