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(ESPN)   Christian "High-Pitch" Pulisic assures USMNT teammates his nether regions will heal in time for match against Netherlands   (espn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, FIFA World Cup, Christian Pulisic, half-time, US punches ticket, Hardness, Brenden Aaronson, US coach Gregg Berhalter, Iran keeper Alireza Beiranvand  
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2022-11-30 7:49:10 AM  
He would give his left nut for a win...
 
2022-11-30 7:59:18 AM  
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2022-11-30 8:04:06 AM  

cettin: He would give his left nut for a win...


Bustin moves, only to get cockblocked by Iran's GK
 
2022-11-30 8:04:22 AM  
I'm sure the National Chess Team will take him if he's unable to go.
 
2022-11-30 8:52:31 AM  

cettin: He would give his left nut for a win...


Too late
 
2022-11-30 9:03:58 AM  
"pelvic contusion"

that's a new one in saving someone's modesty
 
2022-11-30 9:12:16 AM  
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He's got a contract to sign.
 
2022-11-30 9:26:52 AM  

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He's got a contract to sign.


Ah, that explains the biatchy interview that got him kicked out of ManU.
 
2022-11-30 9:45:13 AM  
Do you people not know where the human testicles are located?  'Cause that's not where he got hit.
 
2022-11-30 9:48:23 AM  

foo monkey: Do you people not know where the human testicles are located?  'Cause that's not where he got hit.


forget it.  I tried to point this out yesterday and no1curr
 
2022-11-30 9:55:30 AM  

medius: foo monkey: Do you people not know where the human testicles are located?  'Cause that's not where he got hit.

forget it.  I tried to point this out yesterday and no1curr


I want to see the bruise in 3 days.  It'll probably give Cody Rhodes a run for his money.
 
2022-11-30 10:04:49 AM  

foo monkey: Do you people not know where the human testicles are located?  'Cause that's not where he got hit.


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2022-11-30 10:17:40 AM  
Who's High Pitch?
 
2022-11-30 12:20:44 PM  

foo monkey: Do you people not know where the human testicles are located?  'Cause that's not where he got hit.


the one shot they showed when he was writhing in pain on the ground he was most definitely clutching his cock and/or balls
 
2022-11-30 12:29:02 PM  

sirrerun: Who's High Pitch?


God I miss that version of the show.
 
2022-11-30 1:06:00 PM  
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Yeah. The cock and balls he has tattooed on his stomach.
 
2022-11-30 1:49:13 PM  

swankywanky: foo monkey: Do you people not know where the human testicles are located?  'Cause that's not where he got hit.

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It's funny, because the diagnosed injury is a pelvic contusion, and everyone here saying "Stomach" is actually further away from the pelvis than the nut.
 
2022-11-30 2:48:13 PM  

SVC_conservative: swankywanky: foo monkey: Do you people not know where the human testicles are located?  'Cause that's not where he got hit.

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It's funny, because the diagnosed injury is a pelvic contusion, and everyone here saying "Stomach" is actually further away from the pelvis than the nut.


sorry, abdominal region 

not literally his stomach, which is an internal organ
 
2022-12-01 11:05:43 AM  
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