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2022-11-29 10:30:41 PM  
So we just have to hope for the lame duck House now...
 
2022-11-29 10:31:08 PM  
Don't get me wrong, I hope they win.
 
2022-11-29 10:46:46 PM  
It will get passed in the House (say what you want about Pelosi 's positions she knows how to be Speaker and get things passed) and Biden will sign it.
 
2022-11-29 10:47:05 PM  
Hell no I hate marriage
 
2022-11-29 10:47:37 PM  
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2022-11-29 11:11:10 PM  
Some poor schlepp is going to be forced to marry me? Nobody would consider that winning.
 
2022-11-29 11:26:28 PM  
Thank God.  I can't keep house to save my life.
 
2022-11-30 12:13:40 AM  
I hope they pick a good man for me. No wait, I am Canadian. Does not apply.

But it would a bee a farking pain in the ass to find a man for myself because my taste is for a Man of Unobtainium.
 
2022-11-30 12:16:52 AM  
Great...now will the relatives buy us back dated presents. I mean I could use little crystal nut dish, some hand towels, and ANOTHER deviled egg tray...because I had to buy my own.
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2022-11-30 12:18:20 AM  
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
 
2022-11-30 1:54:34 AM  
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2022-11-30 3:35:31 AM  
Love one another.

It wasn't a request.
 
2022-11-30 3:36:30 AM  
Can a straight man marry a lesbian?
 
2022-11-30 3:41:18 AM  

Outshined_One: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!


brantgoose won't.
 
2022-11-30 3:41:19 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Can a straight man marry a lesbian?


Wouldn't be the first time, lesbians have been known to need beards
 
2022-11-30 3:41:21 AM  
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2022-11-30 3:42:33 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Can a straight man marry a lesbian?


What did the lesbian do to deserve that?
 
2022-11-30 3:43:57 AM  
I call dibs on Rachel Weisz.
 
2022-11-30 3:44:19 AM  
Would not a gay marriage be inherently happier?
 
2022-11-30 3:45:45 AM  

Boo_Guy: drjekel_mrhyde: Can a straight man marry a lesbian?

What did the lesbian do to deserve that?


Nothing, but they've often had to in order to have a career that involves public scrutiny.  See a few Hollywood marriages for example
 
2022-11-30 3:46:36 AM  

Notabunny: Some poor schlepp is going to be forced to marry me? Nobody would consider that winning.


Im not buying it.  You're a rabbit and I will not tolerate interspecies marriage.
 
2022-11-30 3:47:55 AM  

Notabunny: Some poor schlepp is going to be forced to marry me? Nobody would consider that winning.


Yeah, i'd appeal that instance on the grounds of not wanting to commit crimes against humanity on whoever gets assigned to me. Cruel and Unusual punishment, that'd be.
 
2022-11-30 3:48:08 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: drjekel_mrhyde: Can a straight man marry a lesbian?

Wouldn't be the first time, lesbians have been known to need beards


I believe they're called merkins rather than beards when it's a man publicly appearing to be the partner of a gay woman.
 
2022-11-30 3:48:49 AM  

Outshined_One: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!


People get laid after marriage?
 
2022-11-30 3:51:58 AM  
Where the hell is turtle marriage, though? I was told gay marriage was a slippery slope, and I want to marry a sexy-ass turtle!
 
2022-11-30 3:52:09 AM  

aleister_greynight: So we just have to hope for the lame duck House now...


I would get gay married to that cute animal in your user pic.  Aww
 
2022-11-30 3:52:38 AM  
COULD LEAD TO ... divorce.
 
2022-11-30 3:53:13 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: drjekel_mrhyde: Can a straight man marry a lesbian?

Wouldn't be the first time, lesbians have been known to need beards

I believe they're called merkins rather than beards when it's a man publicly appearing to be the partner of a gay woman.


Beard has gone all generic now - it's even used in some places for anyone that helps misrepresent another person in any way
 
2022-11-30 3:53:17 AM  

optikeye: Great...now will the relatives buy us back dated presents. I mean I could use little crystal nut dish, some hand towels, and ANOTHER deviled egg tray...because I had to buy my own.
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You can fit a good amount on that dish!

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2022-11-30 3:53:30 AM  

MillionDollarMo: Would not a gay marriage be inherently happier?


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2022-11-30 3:53:50 AM  

ModernLuddite: Where the hell is turtle marriage, though? I was told gay marriage was a slippery slope, and I want to marry a sexy-ass turtle!


Tiny fist etc
 
2022-11-30 3:54:22 AM  

ModernLuddite: Where the hell is turtle marriage, though? I was told gay marriage was a slippery slope, and I want to marry a sexy-ass turtle!


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/slippery slope indeed
 
2022-11-30 3:55:22 AM  
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2022-11-30 4:01:36 AM  

ModernLuddite: Where the hell is turtle marriage, though? I was told gay marriage was a slippery slope, and I want to marry a sexy-ass turtle!


Nice snapper!
 
2022-11-30 4:06:16 AM  
Why not also codify Roe?
 
2022-11-30 4:07:05 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Boo_Guy: drjekel_mrhyde: Can a straight man marry a lesbian?

What did the lesbian do to deserve that?

Nothing, but they've often had to in order to have a career that involves public scrutiny.  See a few Hollywood marriages for example


And lots of political ones. Lesbian and gay.
 
2022-11-30 4:08:33 AM  

Intoxikatherine: Outshined_One: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

People get laid after marriage?


Yes, but not with their spouse.
 
2022-11-30 4:09:52 AM  
Well he better be cute.
 
2022-11-30 4:10:00 AM  

mistahtom: Why not also codify Roe?


They're leaving same sex marriage up to the states, same as abortion.
 
2022-11-30 4:10:33 AM  

ModernLuddite: Where the hell is turtle marriage, though? I was told gay marriage was a slippery slope, and I want to marry a sexy-ass turtle!


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2022-11-30 4:12:29 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Gordon Bennett: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: drjekel_mrhyde: Can a straight man marry a lesbian?

Wouldn't be the first time, lesbians have been known to need beards

I believe they're called merkins rather than beards when it's a man publicly appearing to be the partner of a gay woman.

Beard has gone all generic now - it's even used in some places for anyone that helps misrepresent another person in any way


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2022-11-30 4:16:31 AM  

Intoxikatherine: Outshined_One: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

People get laid after marriage?


Gays do.

You straights are doing it wrong.
 
2022-11-30 4:16:47 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Can a straight man marry a lesbian?


Yes if it's a 80s sitcom.
 
2022-11-30 4:18:16 AM  

MillionDollarMo: Would not a gay marriage be inherently happier?


You're thinking of a merry marriage.
 
2022-11-30 4:32:36 AM  

ModernLuddite: Where the hell is turtle marriage, though? I was told gay marriage was a slippery slope, and I want to marry a sexy-ass turtle!


Well, if you're not into commitment, just know that you have options.
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2022-11-30 4:33:55 AM  
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2022-11-30 4:34:21 AM  

aleister_greynight: So we just have to hope for the lame duck House now...


The lame duck house with a solid Democratic majority that can pass this tomorrow?
 
2022-11-30 4:45:54 AM  

knbwhite: mistahtom: Why not also codify Roe?

They're leaving same sex marriage up to the states, same as abortion.


wat
 
2022-11-30 4:46:04 AM  

austerity101: Intoxikatherine: Outshined_One: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

People get laid after marriage?

Gays do.

You straights are doing it wrong.


Sounds more like straights are doing it not-at-all.
 
2022-11-30 4:48:06 AM  

nakmuay: ModernLuddite: Where the hell is turtle marriage, though? I was told gay marriage was a slippery slope, and I want to marry a sexy-ass turtle!

Well, if you're not into commitment, just know that you have options. [Sexy Mitch McConnell Pillow]


That's it. I'm disconnecting my internet service and going to sleep. My god what have you done?!
 
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