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(ESPN)   Can Poland beat Argentina, let Mexico or the Saudis sneak into the round of 16, only to surrender to France? This and so much more... World Cup Group Stage last matches continue with Groups D at 10 AM ET and C at 2 PM   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-11-30 9:31:38 AM  
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2022-11-30 9:32:45 AM  
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Cristiano/Christian potato/photato
 
2022-11-30 9:48:20 AM  

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Cristiano/Christian potato/photato


Also, fark Rapenaldo. Egotistical whinging tit. And rapist subhuman monster.
 
2022-11-30 9:55:31 AM  
Tunisia has a jaunty anthem.
 
2022-11-30 9:55:42 AM  

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Cristiano/Christian potato/photato


Biggest news since Tiger Woods signed for the Ravens during the last Stanley Cup.
 
2022-11-30 9:55:42 AM  
 
2022-11-30 9:55:54 AM  

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Cristiano/Christian potato/photato


Oh come on, that's not even a good satire report, like Messi to Miami, or Neymar to Montréal
 
2022-11-30 9:57:34 AM  
Can't even decide which of these first two games is worth following. I guess the Denmark one seeing as France are already through.
 
2022-11-30 9:59:18 AM  
France coach benching most of their stars. I guess DEN - AUS it is.
 
2022-11-30 9:59:58 AM  
One of the Aussie players looks like a trans to me (NTTAWWT!!!).
Just imagine if that were really the case, bringing him to Qatar to play. I'd like to see how they would handle it.
 
2022-11-30 10:01:51 AM  
Watching Australia - Denmark as I don't think Tunisia has a chance against France.
 
2022-11-30 10:02:43 AM  

neaorin: France coach benching most of their stars. I guess DEN - AUS it is.


Smart choice. Spare yourself the pain of hearing the constant whistling by TUN fans
 
2022-11-30 10:03:39 AM  
That was his glass shin.
 
2022-11-30 10:05:09 AM  

neaorin: France coach benching most of their stars. I guess DEN - AUS it is.


Wish I had a channel for that one.
 
2022-11-30 10:05:55 AM  

neaorin: France coach benching most of their stars. I guess DEN - AUS it is.


I opted to go shopping.

At the mall.

Like it's 1978-1997 or something.

So y'all my lifeline ... sportsline.
 
2022-11-30 10:07:21 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Watching Australia - Denmark as I don't think Tunisia has a chance against France.


I'm wondering about the French phoning it in with all the subs getting a turn...
 
2022-11-30 10:08:10 AM  
Mmm, French subs.
 
2022-11-30 10:08:25 AM  
Tunisian goal
 
2022-11-30 10:08:34 AM  
Oh, offside.
 
2022-11-30 10:08:43 AM  

sno man: Chimpy McSquirrel: Watching Australia - Denmark as I don't think Tunisia has a chance against France.

I'm wondering about the French phoning it in with all the subs getting a turn...


no reason to risk the first team when you're already through.
 
2022-11-30 10:08:46 AM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: neaorin: France coach benching most of their stars. I guess DEN - AUS it is.

Wish I had a channel for that one.


I'm using peacock stream. Which match is Telemundo OTA broadcasting?
 
2022-11-30 10:09:05 AM  
tunisia!

nope nevermind
 
2022-11-30 10:09:36 AM  

Jairzinho: RogueWallEnthusiast: neaorin: France coach benching most of their stars. I guess DEN - AUS it is.

Wish I had a channel for that one.

I'm using peacock stream. Which match is Telemundo OTA broadcasting?


I'm in Canada at work with limited channels unfortunately.
 
2022-11-30 10:10:06 AM  
Wow, ugly cross from Australia
 
2022-11-30 10:11:20 AM  
 
2022-11-30 10:11:30 AM  
Aerial pong in fra tun
 
2022-11-30 10:14:13 AM  
Live grass diving action!
 
2022-11-30 10:15:40 AM  
Tunisian team looks like they'd be more comfortable at a pool, adorned in swimwear.
 
2022-11-30 10:16:51 AM  
A female referee has been assigned for tomorrow CRC-GER match. A first for the Men's WC if I'm not mistaken.
It'll be interesting to watch, especially this being played in Qatar,
 
2022-11-30 10:19:50 AM  
I've gone from being somewhat ambivalent about who wins to actively hating Tunisia.
 
2022-11-30 10:21:14 AM  

Rob4127: All these articles about Mexico's World Cup streaks fail to account for CONCACAF-iness

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LOOK: Panama calls CONCACAF 'corrupt thieves' after Mexico loss - CBSSports.com


Also true in the opposite direction, ironically. The last time Mexico failed to qualify for the Round of 16, it's because they were banned from even trying to qualify for the World Cup because they were using overage players on their U-20 team. While that's obviously not acceptable, it seems outlandish to penalize the senior team as a whole for that, and there's strong suspicion that the reason for the heavy punishment was to make it more likely that US would qualify for the '90 cup in advance of hosting in '94.
 
2022-11-30 10:21:51 AM  

Jairzinho: A female referee has been assigned for tomorrow CRC-GER match. A first for the Men's WC if I'm not mistaken.
It'll be interesting to watch, especially this being played in Qatar,


should've had her do an iran match, but fifa would never make anything political...
 
2022-11-30 10:23:19 AM  
All these articles about Mexico's World Cup streaks fail to account for CONCACAF-iness

Be nice if FIFA could do something about parity between federations. Or maybe restrict the WC to UEFA and COMNEBOL. I'm fine with either, but I'm tired of teams from weakass federations being bigged up like they have a chance.
 
2022-11-30 10:24:47 AM  

HeathenHealer: Wow, ugly cross from Australia


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what an ugly australian cross may look like
 
2022-11-30 10:28:21 AM  
I'm hoping the Aussies and the Danes both park the bus as I've got an 0-0 for that match and it would be a 7-pointer...
 
2022-11-30 10:29:28 AM  

drewogatory: All these articles about Mexico's World Cup streaks fail to account for CONCACAF-iness

Be nice if FIFA could do something about parity between federations. Or maybe restrict the WC to UEFA and COMNEBOL. I'm fine with either, but I'm tired of teams from weakass federations being bigged up like they have a chance.


FIFA would really really like to have much stronger control over the federations, but UEFA absolutely do not want that.
 
2022-11-30 10:31:03 AM  

The Third Man: I'm hoping the Aussies and the Danes both park the bus as I've got an 0-0 for that match and it would be a 7-pointer...


Danes need a win to progress so no parking the bus just yet.
 
2022-11-30 10:31:15 AM  
ons jabeur watching tunisia
 
2022-11-30 10:36:18 AM  
Seems like the FRA - TUN game has more intensity to it. Tunisians want a result and the French subs want to make a good impression on their coach.
 
2022-11-30 10:38:20 AM  
Just got back from having blood work drawn.  I take it I haven't missed anything.  7 am kickoffs on a weekday in PST are just wrong.
 
2022-11-30 10:39:05 AM  
Fun, pointless fact: Through two matchdays, every single group had exactly one tie, except for Group B, where the US had played two ties.
 
2022-11-30 10:39:46 AM  
Poor Danish giveaway, but the Socceroos can't capitalize.
 
2022-11-30 10:40:42 AM  
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How the fark did Spencer's grow up and I didn't?

/so lonely
 
2022-11-30 10:41:18 AM  
Australia/Denmark on the TV, Tunisia/France on the laptop.
 
2022-11-30 10:43:24 AM  

drewogatory: All these articles about Mexico's World Cup streaks fail to account for CONCACAF-iness

Be nice if FIFA could do something about parity between federations. Or maybe restrict the WC to UEFA and COMNEBOL. I'm fine with either, but I'm tired of teams from weakass federations being bigged up like they have a chance.


I wonder what the "W" in WC stands for. If you want a tournament with just European teams, watch Euro.

Part of the magic of the World Cup is getting teams from around the world to compete against each other, and sometimes batshiat things happen like Saudi Arabia beating Argentina.
 
2022-11-30 10:44:19 AM  

RminusQ: Fun, pointless fact: Through two matchdays, every single group had exactly one tie, except for Group B, where the US had played two ties.


Interesting.  I'm still amazed a friend of mine won 2 parley bets yesterday on Qatar not winning any group game and the US not losing any group game.
 
2022-11-30 10:45:16 AM  

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How the fark did Spencer's grow up and I didn't?

/so lonely


I have to wonder...if you buy some of that stuff, do they slip you a card to a proper kink and toy shop in the area?
 
2022-11-30 10:46:39 AM  
Schmeichel looked like he just delivered a double axe handle rather than a punch on the ball.
 
2022-11-30 10:48:49 AM  

harleyquinnical: RminusQ: Fun, pointless fact: Through two matchdays, every single group had exactly one tie, except for Group B, where the US had played two ties.

Interesting.  I'm still amazed a friend of mine won 2 parley bets yesterday on Qatar not winning any group game and the US not losing any group game.


Qatar seemed like a safe bet, but yeah, I would not have made the U.S. part of the bet.
 
2022-11-30 10:50:48 AM  

Polish Hussar: harleyquinnical: RminusQ: Fun, pointless fact: Through two matchdays, every single group had exactly one tie, except for Group B, where the US had played two ties.

Interesting.  I'm still amazed a friend of mine won 2 parley bets yesterday on Qatar not winning any group game and the US not losing any group game.

Qatar seemed like a safe bet, but yeah, I would not have made the U.S. part of the bet.


That's what I told him too, and it was the England match that made me so apprehensive.  It made his birthday though, so he was able to celebrate.
 
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