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(Southgate News-Herald)   Chuck E. Cheese employee hides in office 'til cops arrest 'burglars,' er, carpet cleaners, who employee didn't recognize... which should give you an idea of how often they clean their carpets   (thenewsherald.com) divider line
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2022-11-30 4:38:42 AM  
They have carpeted floors in that place? Gross. I can't imagine the amount of filth trapped in those things, regular cleaning or not.
 
2022-11-30 5:10:32 AM  
They clean their carpets? I once quit a job after three days because their grungy carpets set off my dust allergy, giving me pounding headaches after working there for two hours.
 
2022-11-30 5:10:53 AM  
Are you accusing them of having dirty carpets. I think you need to back this up with some evidence.
 
2022-11-30 5:12:06 AM  
When I worked for the alarm company, that chain was being monitored my employer. You could play a game called "Domestic Dispute or Robbery?" Whenever their silent HOLDUP alarm came through. When dispatchers would call back for disposition, 99% was because of family fighting in that place. I don't think I ever had a real robbery occur at Chuck E Cheese's
 
2022-11-30 5:37:42 AM  
Let's go ahead and put them in handcuffs even though they have a work order and keys.  FFS it's no wonder so few like the police.
 
2022-11-30 5:40:03 AM  

Gordon Bennett: They clean their carpets? I once quit a job after three days because their grungy carpets set off my dust allergy, giving me pounding headaches after working there for two hours.


To be fair, she wasn't expecting them to clean carpets that day, so it might have been the quarterly or whatever cleaning.
 
2022-11-30 5:52:45 AM  
I have a gut feeling that mentioning the skin color of all involved might have been relevant to this story.
 
2022-11-30 6:19:18 AM  

Hooferatheart: Let's go ahead and put them in handcuffs even though they have a work order and keys.  FFS it's no wonder so few like the police.


It's for their safety.
 
2022-11-30 6:20:06 AM  

monty666: Are you accusing them of having dirty carpets. I think you need to back this up with some evidence.


Do you really want us to Google images of Chuck E. Cheese carpets?!
 
2022-11-30 6:39:12 AM  

cheap_thoughts: When I worked for the alarm company, that chain was being monitored my employer. You could play a game called "Domestic Dispute or Robbery?" Whenever their silent HOLDUP alarm came through. When dispatchers would call back for disposition, 99% was because of family fighting in that place. I don't think I ever had a real robbery occur at Chuck E Cheese's


What is there to steal there? That 20 dollar mp3 player that you're never gonna win and probably will break within 19 minutes.
 
2022-11-30 6:55:31 AM  
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2022-11-30 7:02:47 AM  
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2022-11-30 7:05:35 AM  
I used to work in an office where the cleaning crew had go use brooms fo avoid pulling up too much asbestos from the tiles under the carpet.

We also had random fires in the walls. Like you're having a meeting, smell something then have to get out a rubber mallet and a fore extinguisher to deal with it.

Sadly, not the worst job I've had, maybe top three.
 
2022-11-30 7:37:11 AM  

Resident Muslim: Hooferatheart: Let's go ahead and put them in handcuffs even though they have a work order and keys.  FFS it's no wonder so few like the police.

It's for their safety.


With no crime in progress and persons with verified reasons for being there, people were still going to get hurt somehow?
 
2022-11-30 7:41:34 AM  

Hooferatheart: Let's go ahead and put them in handcuffs even though they have a work order and keys.  FFS it's no wonder so few like the police.


Well, to be fair, it's a safe bet that anyone seen in a Chuck E Cheese is probably guilty of some horrible crime.
 
2022-11-30 8:52:25 AM  

edmo: Resident Muslim: Hooferatheart: Let's go ahead and put them in handcuffs even though they have a work order and keys.  FFS it's no wonder so few like the police.

It's for their safety.

With no crime in progress and persons with verified reasons for being there, people were still going to get hurt somehow?


Shot by the police because they were afraid for their lives and assumed that the vacuum was an AK47?
 
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2022-11-30 9:45:30 AM  
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2022-11-30 10:05:50 AM  
That's not carpet.  It's a crust that's formed over the concrete.
 
2022-11-30 7:10:17 PM  

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I don't need to be high for that to happen...
 
2022-11-30 7:54:35 PM  
Burglars? But I thought Chuck E. Cheese sold pizza!
 
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