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2022-11-29 6:09:04 PM  
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2022-11-29 10:01:29 PM  
When a conderpative calls someone a groomer I tend to assume that the accuser is usually the one guilty of said trespass. Rederplican gaslighting and all that.

This time all I can do is say the above and post this:
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2022-11-29 10:38:52 PM  
People whose jobs are to keep cats, dogs and horses clean and attractive cannot be happy about all this.
 
2022-11-29 10:40:08 PM  
If they're both Republicans I'm guessing they're both groomers or guilty of some other kind of sex crime. I just kind of assume it's a requirement to run for office at this point.
 
2022-11-29 10:41:22 PM  
Frack the lot of them.
 
2022-11-29 10:43:18 PM  
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2022-11-29 10:43:51 PM  
Let me know when they start physically attacking each other, until then, they're all Keyboard Commandos that are trying to rile up their base, not actually do anything themselves.
 
2022-11-29 10:45:27 PM  
I've been in this twit situation punching all day! My god they're all idiots and easily manipulated and offended.

It's comedy gold!
 
2022-11-29 10:45:55 PM  
Spoiler: a bunch of people eat popcorn. Not the top 20% of replies to stay for.
 
2022-11-29 10:48:02 PM  

Weatherkiss: If they're both Republicans I'm guessing they're both groomers or guilty of some other kind of sex crime. I just kind of assume it's a requirement to run for office at this point.


and/or junkies
 
2022-11-29 10:48:34 PM  
Anyone -- outside of a social worker or academic -- that uses the word 'groomer' --  probably has some f***ed up s*** going on in their brain.
 
2022-11-29 10:49:34 PM  
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2022-11-29 10:50:18 PM  
Graby groomer?
 
2022-11-29 10:52:26 PM  
Friggin amatures, if you are going to have lobster fights you have to take the rubber bands off.
 
2022-11-29 10:53:25 PM  

RasIanI: Anyone -- outside of a social worker or academic -- that uses the word 'groomer' --  probably has some f***ed up s*** going on in their brain.


Most pet care related uses are also acceptable
 
2022-11-29 10:54:10 PM  

olorin604: Friggin amatures, if you are going to have lobster fights you have to take the rubber bands off.


What kind of punkass shiat is that?  Rubber bands off?  You build them neurally integrated Mad Cat mechs and let them go at it or you go home
 
2022-11-29 10:55:46 PM  
live by the dumb, die by the dumb
 
2022-11-29 10:57:28 PM  
I am happy to say I have no idea who these people are.
 
2022-11-29 10:59:57 PM  
this is one of those "everyone involved should die" situations.
 
2022-11-29 11:00:09 PM  

joen00b: Let me know when they start physically attacking each other, until then, they're all Keyboard Commandos that are trying to rile up their base, not actually do anything themselves.


Yep, this is internet pro wrestling, nothing more.
 
2022-11-29 11:00:20 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: olorin604: Friggin amatures, if you are going to have lobster fights you have to take the rubber bands off.

What kind of punkass shiat is that?  Rubber bands off?  You build them neurally integrated Mad Cat mechs and let them go at it or you go home


Lobster operated giant cat mechs. Go on!

Now I want to see this anime!!

Unleash the Mega-claw works for cats and lobsters too!

Practically writes itself!
 
2022-11-29 11:01:27 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: People whose jobs are to keep cats, dogs and horses clean and attractive cannot be happy about all this.


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2022-11-29 11:02:12 PM  
I heard y'all talking about groomers.

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2022-11-29 11:02:13 PM  
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Can't believe I'm the first one with this.

Brain damaged Q morons have ruined an entire letter of the alphabet.
 
2022-11-29 11:04:37 PM  
These are all people who want to force religion on my kids, so technically they are all groomers.
 
2022-11-29 11:04:47 PM  

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Can't believe I'm the first one with this.

Brain damaged Q morons have ruined an entire letter of the alphabet.


Umm....
 
2022-11-29 11:05:27 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: olorin604: Friggin amatures, if you are going to have lobster fights you have to take the rubber bands off.

What kind of punkass shiat is that?  Rubber bands off?  You build them neurally integrated Mad Cat mechs and let them go at it or you go home


That would clean up on Solaris, until lobster-omnis broke free and proceeded to conquer the inner sphere.
 
2022-11-29 11:07:34 PM  
I take no pride in being on anyones banned list, but also I have no ragrets.
 
2022-11-29 11:09:32 PM  

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Oh thank god. I was going to post this, but I sprained my norm.gif last week. I really need to learn to stretch it before clicking on Twitter links these days.
 
2022-11-29 11:12:54 PM  
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/ seriously I have no idea who these people are
// or why I should care
 
2022-11-29 11:14:02 PM  
If i wanted to watch people call each other names because they support things that don't matter I could go to the sports tab


/runs away
 
2022-11-29 11:14:58 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: olorin604: Friggin amatures, if you are going to have lobster fights you have to take the rubber bands off.

What kind of punkass shiat is that?  Rubber bands off?  You build them neurally integrated Mad Cat mechs and let them go at it or you go home


Bonus: With the energy weapon load a Mad Cat Prime carries, you could easily eat the pilots afterwards, with some fresh butter and lemon juice
 
2022-11-29 11:16:03 PM  

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That's a lot of cocaine.
 
2022-11-29 11:17:44 PM  

Seamer: I am happy to say I have no idea who these people are.


THIS.
 
2022-11-29 11:18:17 PM  
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You try to get an AI to generate some lobsters driving mechanical cats and these are the results?
You'll never terminate us with this!
 
2022-11-29 11:22:22 PM  

Seamer: I am happy to say I have no idea who these people are.


The random named one is just a far right popular internet guy.

The second one is an actual far right political operative that has rubbed elbows with high profile GOP politicians.
 
2022-11-29 11:25:10 PM  

trackgrease: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: olorin604: Friggin amatures, if you are going to have lobster fights you have to take the rubber bands off.

What kind of punkass shiat is that?  Rubber bands off?  You build them neurally integrated Mad Cat mechs and let them go at it or you go home

Bonus: With the energy weapon load a Mad Cat Prime carries, you could easily eat the pilots afterwards, with some fresh butter and lemon juice


This is my favorite threadjack ok n a while.
 
2022-11-29 11:27:28 PM  

olorin604: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: olorin604: Friggin amatures, if you are going to have lobster fights you have to take the rubber bands off.

What kind of punkass shiat is that?  Rubber bands off?  You build them neurally integrated Mad Cat mechs and let them go at it or you go home

That would clean up on Solaris, until lobster-omnis broke free and proceeded to conquer the inner sphere.


We must arm our remaining foot troops with the lostech of our ancestors!

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2022-11-29 11:27:50 PM  

dkulprit: Seamer: I am happy to say I have no idea who these people are.

The random named one is just a far right popular internet guy.

The second one is an actual far right political operative that has rubbed elbows with high profile GOP politicians.


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2022-11-29 11:29:37 PM  

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/ seriously I have no idea who these people are
// or why I should care


I mean, these two are driving a major portion of the Republican Legislative agenda at all levels all over this country, so...you should probably start paying attention.
 
2022-11-29 11:30:05 PM  
Ok groomer.
 
2022-11-29 11:32:10 PM  
They keep throwing the word "groomer" around and it's only a matter of time before some Q-Magat shoots up a Petco.
 
2022-11-29 11:35:05 PM  
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2022-11-29 11:39:54 PM  
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/ to each their own, I guess
 
2022-11-29 11:40:13 PM  

RasIanI: Anyone -- outside of a social worker or academic -- that uses the word 'groomer' --  probably has some f***ed up s*** going on in their brain.


Or they just like to follow the latest sociopolitical fad.

Which amounts to the same thing, really.
 
2022-11-29 11:40:39 PM  

joen00b: they're all Keyboard Commandos


Killer Keyboard Kommandos?
 
2022-11-29 11:40:59 PM  
Never heard of either of them, but looking at the thread I'll mention that HBO Max has a pretty good documentary series about NXIVM called The Vow.
 
2022-11-29 11:42:06 PM  

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You try to get an AI to generate some lobsters driving mechanical cats and these are the results?
You'll never terminate us with this!


fark is not your...

ill be in my bunk
 
2022-11-29 11:47:01 PM  
Right below that one. Dead.
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2022-11-29 11:50:03 PM  

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/ seriously I have no idea who these people are
// or why I should care

I mean, these two are driving a major portion of the Republican Legislative agenda at all levels all over this country, so...you should probably start paying attention.


What legislative agenda?
 
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