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(KHON2 Honolulu)   Movie idea: crook poses as hotel valet, steals car instead. Lame: it's only a Chevy Malibu. Lamer: it's on an island, so he can't even cross the county line   (khon2.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Criminal law, prosecuting attorney, Crime, 22-year-old Shaycen Sabino of Hilo, prosecuting attorney's office, felony theft, Attorney's office, Misdemeanor  
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1357 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Nov 2022 at 1:05 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-30 1:11:37 AM  
Homey better hope he can plead that shiat down to less than a felony. Of all the places to be stuck branded as a felon an island is not among the best, IMHO.
 
2022-11-30 1:41:42 AM  
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2022-11-30 2:03:30 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Homey better hope he can plead that shiat down to less than a felony. Of all the places to be stuck branded as a felon an island is not among the best, IMHO.


Depends on the size of the island.

Technically all of continental Europe, Asia, and Africa is an island.

I'mma guess this guy's on a smaller island...
 
2022-11-30 2:21:26 AM  
Stealing that Chevy was a Malibu-bu.
 
2022-11-30 5:21:24 AM  
What a Chevy Malibu might look like:

Beverly Hills Cop II
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The Presidio:
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/1978 was not a good year for Chevy.
 
2022-11-30 7:02:36 AM  
FTFAHis charges include: Theft in the first degree, exert unauthorized control over another person's Chevrolet Malibu with intent to deprive the owner of their property.

That's... that's some very specific legislation.
 
2022-11-30 7:17:11 AM  
Plus, being a rental it's probably got a tracker on it.
 
2022-11-30 8:17:06 AM  

Driver: Stealing that Chevy was a Malibu-bu.


Bu to you sir
 
2022-11-30 8:38:52 AM  

freakdiablo: Driver: Stealing that Chevy was a Malibu-bu.

Bu to you sir


Bu this man?
 
2022-11-30 8:40:53 AM  
The 'Bu Episode 1
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2022-11-30 2:08:58 PM  
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They still make those?
 
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