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(Twitter)   Turns out the man who obviously looks like he's been taking a shiat-ton of steroids while promoting a "holistic raw meat" lifestyle, has been taking a shiat-ton of steroids   (twitter.com) divider line
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2743 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Nov 2022 at 12:30 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-29 4:57:38 PM  
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2022-11-29 8:54:14 PM  
Who's Liver King? Some obscure Internet meme?
 
2022-11-29 8:56:06 PM  
Alan King?
No.
What was he?  Chopped liver?
 
2022-11-29 9:09:05 PM  
Ancestral tenants?
 
2022-11-29 10:22:46 PM  
Fine.. I guess it's back to prayers and vitamins for me
 
2022-11-29 10:31:23 PM  
No idea who this guy is.
 
2022-11-29 10:53:57 PM  

browneye: No idea who this guy is.


I'll bet none of us know of him, and I think we were better off for it.
 
2022-11-29 11:24:58 PM  
Synthesized steroids were part of the paleolithic diet. Everyone knows that.
 
2022-11-30 12:09:59 AM  

propasaurus: Ancestral tenants?


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2022-11-30 12:11:58 AM  
I can think of much better ways to use $12k a month
 
2022-11-30 12:41:52 AM  

propasaurus: I can think of much better ways to use $12k a month


Hookers and blow. Neither you nor the hookers will care if you got a bit of a paunch.
 
2022-11-30 12:42:09 AM  

lindalouwho: browneye: No idea who this guy is.

I'll bet none of us know of him, and I think we were better off for it.


He pops up on YouTube every now and then after you watch videos that talk negative about these quacks
 
2022-11-30 12:47:17 AM  

shpritz: propasaurus: I can think of much better ways to use $12k a month

Hookers and blow. Neither you nor the hookers will care if you got a bit of a paunch.


Do cocaine long enough and that paunch will likely go away.
 
2022-11-30 12:51:39 AM  
Tenets. TENETS tenets tenets tenants
 
2022-11-30 12:55:10 AM  
Thanks, Jimmy

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2022-11-30 1:10:42 AM  

propasaurus: I can think of much better ways to use $12k a month


A Super Duper Ultra Hyper Championship Edition Fark account?
 
2022-11-30 1:17:16 AM  
Huh, just stumbled across this guy a couple of days ago.  Those abs are implants(allegedly).
 
2022-11-30 1:18:37 AM  
I know an easy way he could have improved his financial situation by $12K per month.
 
2022-11-30 1:19:35 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: lindalouwho: browneye: No idea who this guy is.

I'll bet none of us know of him, and I think we were better off for it.

He pops up on YouTube every now and then after you watch videos that talk negative about these quacks


I guess my steady algorithm diet of TV show & movie reactions, RPG horror stories, and miniatures terrain building videos has inoculated my YouTube feed from this guy's idiocy.
 
2022-11-30 1:21:48 AM  
Never understood the people who believed he was natural. I get why he kept up the act, money, but to believe it? No clue. When I started working in an office after years of factory/manual labor, I got up to 250. I'm 6'4 so not too noticeable, but I could feel it. Started using the office gym on both of my 15 minute breaks, 30 minute lunch, and another 30-45 after work and got down to 230 - 225. Continued that practice since moving to work from home and have stayed there even only with about 50lbs of weights to work with and an elliptical/walks.
That said my goal was never to look like this guy or even approach it, but to just stay at a comfortable weight for my size. The exercises I do have have giving better definition to my arms and legs, but the minor belly has been a biatch even with muscle under it. If I actually set a diet I could probably drop it, but I like my lady's cooking and drinks so eh. I'll be damned if I ever started shoving all the bullshiat in to my body that some of these folks do just to maintain some ridiculously toned / muscular look. If I cant maintain from just work I'd rather go chubby.
 
2022-11-30 1:22:00 AM  
The Kinks - Apeman 1970
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2022-11-30 1:38:36 AM  
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2022-11-30 1:57:08 AM  
Did all of you fail to scroll down?

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That's a testicle.  (From what, I dunno... gojira?)

And the thing it's holding is the male sexual gland of an elephant.
 
2022-11-30 2:01:46 AM  

bughunter: Did all of you fail to scroll down?

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Poser.

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2022-11-30 2:21:03 AM  

gaspode: Tenets. TENETS tenets tenets tenants


No, no, no, Ancestral Tenants.  He's a King, after all, so he's got dukes and counts and barons and a lot of peasants which have lived on his lands for many generations.
 
2022-11-30 2:25:33 AM  
It's funny because I was looking for chicken livers tonight coz I wanted to add it to my diet... I'm thinking liver and onions once a week?

Then I'm starting on the roids...
 
2022-11-30 2:35:45 AM  

gaspode: Tenets. TENETS tenets tenets tenants


Tannins?
 
2022-11-30 2:45:20 AM  
5' 7" and 190lbs of grifty bullshiat
 
2022-11-30 3:03:16 AM  

Wendigogo: gaspode: Tenets. TENETS tenets tenets tenants

Tannins?


See now this is why we can't have nice things.
 
2022-11-30 3:11:49 AM  
Joe Rogan?
 
2022-11-30 4:40:34 AM  
You mean there's actual effort that goes into being healthy & looking good? More than growing a beard & taking steroids? Pshaw...

Fad diets are for lazy bums who don't want to put the work in when it comes to being active & watching what they eat. They want the cheat codes that gives them the results minus any actual energy expended on their part.
 
2022-11-30 4:49:56 AM  
If you haven't heard of liver king, then you spend zero time on the gym and fitness side of the internet. Which is fine.

His whole thing is that he looks like a brick shiat house, but does not juice. It's obviously a lie, as most tren'd out meatheads lie about their PED use in order to sell supplements. Which is what this guy was doing. He was claiming he looked the way he does with just exercise, some supplements he sells, and eating liver or whatever.

Derek from More Plates More Dates has made it his life's work to put guys like liver king, for lying to their audience about being natural. Liver king is just one of thousands of charlatans on the internet that are downing SARMs and blasting Tren to make money on supplements.

Any bodybuilder that says they're natural while holding supernatural amounts of muscle on their bodies, are lying.

Newsflash: if there is money in a sport, people are taking PEDs and lying about it.
 
2022-11-30 4:53:50 AM  

A Room Full of Angry Raccoons: You mean there's actual effort that goes into being healthy & looking good? More than growing a beard & taking steroids? Pshaw...

Fad diets are for lazy bums who don't want to put the work in when it comes to being active & watching what they eat. They want the cheat codes that gives them the results minus any actual energy expended on their part.


Tell me you've never watched any fitness influencers on the internet, without saying you don't watch any fitness influencers on the internet.

People taking PEDs work as hard, if not harder, than people not juicing. How the hell do you think they get huge? It's from taking PEDs and wrecking shop in the gym, because the PEDs enable it.

The problem is they lie about the pharmecuticals they take to help them look the way they do, so they can sell supplements.
 
2022-11-30 5:01:25 AM  

question_dj: Tell me you've never watched any fitness influencers on the internet, without saying you don't watch any fitness influencers on the internet.


You're correct, I've got way better things to do than spend my time watching a "fitness influencer".
 
2022-11-30 5:07:49 AM  

A Room Full of Angry Raccoons: question_dj: Tell me you've never watched any fitness influencers on the internet, without saying you don't watch any fitness influencers on the internet.

You're correct, I've got way better things to do than spend my time watching a "fitness influencer".


I dunno, I used to spend a lot of time watching Cory Everson's show on ESPN...

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2022-11-30 5:22:26 AM  
Yeah anybody built like that has done steroids. The veins are a big indicator. //half my childhood friends in Springfield, MA did steroids in the 80s, 90s and beyond.
 
2022-11-30 6:37:40 AM  

propasaurus: Ancestral tenants?


His place has an in-law apartment.
 
2022-11-30 6:55:11 AM  
A lifestyle grifter on YouTube?

The hell you say.
 
2022-11-30 6:58:39 AM  
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2022-11-30 7:03:26 AM  

johnphantom: Yeah anybody built like that has done steroids. The veins are a big indicator. //half my childhood friends in Springfield, MA did steroids in the 80s, 90s and beyond.


I find that look to be completely off-putting.   No idea why guys do that to themselves.
 
2022-11-30 7:09:24 AM  

Gramma: johnphantom: Yeah anybody built like that has done steroids. The veins are a big indicator. //half my childhood friends in Springfield, MA did steroids in the 80s, 90s and beyond.

I find that look to be completely off-putting.   No idea why guys do that to themselves.


Body dysmorphia.
 
2022-11-30 7:09:52 AM  

AeAe: It's funny because I was looking for chicken livers tonight coz I wanted to add it to my diet... I'm thinking liver and onions once a week?

Then I'm starting on the roids...


Foie gras, man.  You get the super powered up benefits of liver, get to eat delicious pate, and rid the world of geese at the same time.

It's almost the perfect food.
 
2022-11-30 7:18:24 AM  

Wendigogo: gaspode: Tenets. TENETS tenets tenets tenants

Tannins?


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Tannis, anyone?
 
2022-11-30 7:21:05 AM  
Wearing your ballcap backwards is a sure sign you're a douche.
 
2022-11-30 7:22:25 AM  

Gramma: johnphantom: Yeah anybody built like that has done steroids. The veins are a big indicator. //half my childhood friends in Springfield, MA did steroids in the 80s, 90s and beyond.

I find that look to be completely off-putting.   No idea why guys do that to themselves.


A lot of my friends have serious organ problems due to steroids. I was thinking, of the 9 male kids on my street (not neighborhood) including my brother and I, 5 did roids and 4 didn't.
 
2022-11-30 7:26:01 AM  

bughunter: Did all of you fail to scroll down?

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That's a testicle.  (From what, I dunno... gojira?)

And the thing it's holding is the male sexual gland of an elephant.


It's not a testicle IMO, the shape, surface texture, and colouring is wrong, and the size looks wrong even for an elephant.

Pretty sure it's liver, but not a cow liver unless the lobes are on the other side. Maybe bison liver.

/ anatomy
// Murder Corner
/// anatomurder cornermy
 
2022-11-30 7:32:48 AM  

Madison_Smiled: Wendigogo: gaspode: Tenets. TENETS tenets tenets tenants

Tannins?

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Tannis, anyone?


To be fair....

There's another Tanis
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2022-11-30 7:44:40 AM  
The mitten for two below liverman was sweet:


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2022-11-30 8:36:21 AM  
maybe he should just advertise HGH and PEDs

they obviously seem to work.
 
2022-11-30 9:01:35 AM  

question_dj: The problem is they lie about the pharmecuticals they take to help them look the way they do, so they can sell supplements.


Next you'll tell me the MCU guys were pumped full of SARMS and TRT.
 
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