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(UPI)   ♫ Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer / Didn't have a single care / Until the night poor Rudolph / Got all farked up by a bear ♪   (upi.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Lake Tahoe, Dave Lester of Zephyr Cove, California man's home security camera, footage of an apparently confused bear, inflatable Rudolph holiday decoration, South Lake Tahoe, California, Physical security, security camera footage  
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2025 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Nov 2022 at 6:05 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-29 6:07:08 PM  
I guess it ran away....

Embearassed.
 
2022-11-29 6:07:19 PM  
are bears considered pests? Is there any reason you can't shoot them on site?
 
2022-11-29 6:09:46 PM  

chasd00: are bears considered pests? Is there any reason you can't shoot them on site?


You cannot shoot them. They are part of the ecosystem here.

If a bear becomes a problem bear they trap and relocate.

/if you shoot a bear your probably just going to piss it off.
 
2022-11-29 6:12:15 PM  
Bears notoriously hate seeing Christmas decorations put up before December.
 
2022-11-29 6:12:30 PM  

chasd00: are bears considered pests? Is there any reason you can't shoot them on site?


Because he isn't a dick? You can't just shoot everything that pisses you off.
 
2022-11-29 6:14:15 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Bears notoriously hate seeing Christmas decorations put up before December.


Even leather ones?!
 
2022-11-29 6:19:21 PM  
Zephyr Cove is in Nevada, not California. Close to the border, yes, but squarely in Nevada.
 
2022-11-29 6:20:15 PM  
Where's Herpey when you need him?
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2022-11-29 6:23:34 PM  

drewogatory: chasd00: are bears considered pests? Is there any reason you can't shoot them on site?

Because he isn't a dick? You can't just shoot everything that pisses you off.


OH, I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
 
2022-11-29 6:31:27 PM  
Subby won a rare LOL with a musical headline. Well done, and thank you.
 
2022-11-29 6:33:27 PM  
The bear has lost its fear of inflatable reindeer.
 
2022-11-29 6:36:30 PM  

drewogatory: chasd00: are bears considered pests? Is there any reason you can't shoot them on site?

Because he isn't a dick? You can't just shoot everything that pisses you off.


Oh man, if we could this country would have run out of Republicans in 2005.
 
2022-11-29 6:43:24 PM  

chasd00: are bears considered pests? Is there any reason you can't shoot them on site?


Because the shot would probably not kill the bear, and the bear would eat you. And we all know a fed bear is a dead bear.
 
2022-11-29 6:53:23 PM  

chasd00: are bears considered pests? Is there any reason you can't shoot them on site?


You could try moving them first but, no matter where you end up, you would be on site... somewhere

You could try dragging it out of the environment...

Nope... same problem.

... the front of the deer fell off?
 
2022-11-29 6:55:34 PM  
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2022-11-29 7:02:12 PM  
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2022-11-29 7:03:27 PM  
Awwww! I was expecting a story about a bear mauling Giuliani.
 
2022-11-29 7:17:51 PM  
Now if that deer was full of helium and the bear got a snootful and let out a roar... I wouldn't mind seeing that.
 
2022-11-29 7:25:51 PM  
Cocaine Bear strikes!

/ Seriously, Cocaine Bear.
 
2022-11-29 7:30:04 PM  
"No amount of CPR or duct tape could revive him."

More people should get certified in Christmas Puffery Resuscitation.
 
2022-11-29 7:37:16 PM  

chasd00: are bears considered pests? Is there any reason you can't shoot them on site?


"When all the dangerous cliffs are fenced off, all the trees that might fall on people are cut down, all of the insects that bite have been poisoned ... and all of the grizzlies are dead because they are occasionally dangerous, the wilderness will not be made safe. Rather, the safety will have destroyed the wilderness."
- R. Yorke Edwards (Canadian environmentalist)

"Bears are not companions of men, but children of God, and His charity is broad enough for both... We seek to establish a narrow line between ourselves and the feathery zeros we dare to call angels, but ask a partition barrier of infinite width to show the rest of creation its proper place. Yet bears are made of the same dust as we, and breathe the same winds and drink of the same waters. A bears days are warmed by the same sun, his dwellings are overdomed by the same blue sky, and his life turns and ebbs with heart-pulsings like ours and was poured from the same fountain....."
- John Muir

"If the human race is to survive, then we must respect the rights of other species to survive. Sharing bedroom space with a grizzly bear is not practical but sharing wilderness space is. We must therefore, restrict human activity in spaces where threatened or endangered species live. We must stay out of their bedroom. Set aside some wild spaces while they yet exist. Closing the wild spaces after all of the wild things are gone will not work."
- Bob McMeans (member, Virginia Outdoors Writers Association)
 
2022-11-29 7:38:56 PM  
To me that looked more like the bear was trying to play with it than attack it, but what do I know, I'm not a bear.
 
2022-11-29 7:45:47 PM  
zOMG The War On Christmas!!!

/some right-wing wingnut, probably
 
2022-11-29 7:53:03 PM  
Raging Rudolph - MADtv
Youtube icjh6wGUUfE
 
2022-11-29 7:55:16 PM  
It's nice to see a bear that hasn't lost it's hunting instincts from all the garbage cans he has raided.
 
2022-11-29 7:57:43 PM  
Coincidentally, CBS is airing Rudolph tonight.
 
2022-11-29 8:16:04 PM  
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2022-11-29 9:01:35 PM  

pounddawg: chasd00: are bears considered pests? Is there any reason you can't shoot them on site?

You cannot shoot them. They are part of the ecosystem here.

If a bear becomes a problem bear they trap and relocate.

/if you shoot a bear your probably just going to piss it off.


Bears regularly raid garbage all over my little Sierra Nevada town. Absolutely nothing done about it
 
2022-11-30 12:14:13 AM  
RIP poor Rudolph, he couldn't play in any reindeer games.
 
2022-11-30 2:46:29 PM  
I love this time of year.
 
2022-11-30 5:32:02 PM  

drewogatory: chasd00: are bears considered pests? Is there any reason you can't shoot them on site?

Because he isn't a dick? You can't just shoot everything that pisses you off.


you can poison, glue, gas, and kill mice/rats all day every day. Even contract with a company to come and do it wholesale for you on a regular schedule. That's what i meant by "pest".
 
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