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    More: Followup, Saturday Night Live, star Horatio Sanz of sexual assault, undisclosed woman, Plaintiff Jane Doe, time of the initial suit, Weekend Update, Jane Doe, parent company  
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2022-11-29 7:02:53 PM  
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2022-11-29 7:59:03 PM  
So was there really no money changing hands?
 
2022-11-29 8:16:53 PM  
FTFA

At the time of the initial suit, the woman, who is identified only as Jane Doe, alleged that Sanz sexually abused her by "kissing her, groping her breasts, groping her buttocks, and digitally penetrating her genitals forcibly and without Plaintiff's consent" in May 2002 at and after "SNL" parties, the suit stated.

What the hell is digitally penetrating her?  Is this some TRON shiat?
 
2022-11-29 8:21:10 PM  
Oh wow. Dismissed with prejudiced, no settlement. Oh well, too bad about the guys career.
 
2022-11-29 8:21:47 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: FTFA

At the time of the initial suit, the woman, who is identified only as Jane Doe, alleged that Sanz sexually abused her by "kissing her, groping her breasts, groping her buttocks, and digitally penetrating her genitals forcibly and without Plaintiff's consent" in May 2002 at and after "SNL" parties, the suit stated.

What the hell is digitally penetrating her?  Is this some TRON shiat?


Case got dismissed because, when Horatio was on SNL, they were still shooting analog.
 
2022-11-29 8:22:42 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: FTFA

At the time of the initial suit, the woman, who is identified only as Jane Doe, alleged that Sanz sexually abused her by "kissing her, groping her breasts, groping her buttocks, and digitally penetrating her genitals forcibly and without Plaintiff's consent" in May 2002 at and after "SNL" parties, the suit stated.

What the hell is digitally penetrating her?  Is this some TRON shiat?

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2022-11-29 8:24:24 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: FTFA

At the time of the initial suit, the woman, who is identified only as Jane Doe, alleged that Sanz sexually abused her by "kissing her, groping her breasts, groping her buttocks, and digitally penetrating her genitals forcibly and without Plaintiff's consent" in May 2002 at and after "SNL" parties, the suit stated.

What the hell is digitally penetrating her?  Is this some TRON shiat?


Stiff Little Fingers
 
2022-11-29 8:25:18 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Darth_Lukecash: FTFA

At the time of the initial suit, the woman, who is identified only as Jane Doe, alleged that Sanz sexually abused her by "kissing her, groping her breasts, groping her buttocks, and digitally penetrating her genitals forcibly and without Plaintiff's consent" in May 2002 at and after "SNL" parties, the suit stated.

What the hell is digitally penetrating her?  Is this some TRON shiat?
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yep, thems is digits.
 
2022-11-29 8:51:45 PM  
How does that work? I can accuse someone of sexually assaulting me almost 20 years ago and I don't have to have my name released.
 
2022-11-29 9:03:35 PM  

RandyJohnson: How does that work? I can accuse someone of sexually assaulting me almost 20 years ago and I don't have to have my name released.


If you want? Go for it I guess
 
2022-11-29 9:09:26 PM  

RandyJohnson: How does that work? I can accuse someone of sexually assaulting me almost 20 years ago and I don't have to have my name released.


Apparently, but do you think people would care to know?

Lawsuit is front page in 30 point font. Dismissal is 3 lines on page 19.

Could be that the secret settlement includes keeping her name a secret.
 
2022-11-29 9:14:22 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: FTFA

At the time of the initial suit, the woman, who is identified only as Jane Doe, alleged that Sanz sexually abused her by "kissing her, groping her breasts, groping her buttocks, and digitally penetrating her genitals forcibly and without Plaintiff's consent" in May 2002 at and after "SNL" parties, the suit stated.

What the hell is digitally penetrating her?  Is this some TRON shiat?


Forget it, Jake. It's the metaverse-town.
 
2022-11-29 9:55:48 PM  
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2022-11-29 10:26:36 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Oh wow. Dismissed with prejudiced, no settlement. Oh well, too bad about the guys career.


Have you seen Boat Trip?
 
2022-11-29 11:27:13 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: FTFA

At the time of the initial suit, the woman, who is identified only as Jane Doe, alleged that Sanz sexually abused her by "kissing her, groping her breasts, groping her buttocks, and digitally penetrating her genitals forcibly and without Plaintiff's consent" in May 2002 at and after "SNL" parties, the suit stated.

What the hell is digitally penetrating her?  Is this some TRON shiat?


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2022-11-30 3:24:37 AM  

scotchcrotch: JohnBigBootay: Oh wow. Dismissed with prejudiced, no settlement. Oh well, too bad about the guys career.

Have you seen Boat Trip?


I associate the movie with a bus trip from Honduras to El Salvador where everyone got elevation sickness. The video was playing on a loop on that trip. I'm not sure which was more nauseating.
 
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