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(ABC News)   Once again, every supposed teenager online is a cop, although usually that cop doesn't murder the victim's family   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
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    More: Sick, Police, 28-year-old Austin Lee Edwards, Constable, former Virginia police officer, Sheriff, 15-year-old girl, United States, Virginia State Police  
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2333 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Nov 2022 at 7:45 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-11-29 7:51:07 PM  
It's interesting that absolutely nothing will get people off the internet.
 
TheCableGuy
2022-11-29 7:54:06 PM  
That cop was from where I live currently (north chesterfield), just moved here a year and a half ago, certainly didn't know him. My 14 year old doesn't understand why I don't let her on social apps.
 
FormlessOne
2022-11-29 7:54:36 PM  
A quiet monster the entire time. He quits the po-po, and a month later murders a family, kidnaps a girl, and gets FAFO'ed by other cops. No indication before then that anything was even slightly amiss. Yikes.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-11-29 7:58:00 PM  

FormlessOne: A quiet monster the entire time. He quits the po-po, and a month later murders a family, kidnaps a girl, and gets FAFO'ed by other cops. No indication before then that anything was even slightly amiss. Yikes.


I mean... He WAS a cop...
 
Master Passion Greed
2022-11-29 7:59:38 PM  
"It is shocking and sad to the entire law enforcement community that such an evil and wicked person could infiltrate law enforcement while concealing his true identity as a computer predator and murderer."

Oh fark oooooffff.

This might have been more sudden and blatant than most, but to act like there aren't a disproportionate number of monstrous individuals in law enforcement is naive at best and irresponsible at worst.
 
peachpicker
2022-11-29 8:00:18 PM  
Squiggy, you farking monster...

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Brewster [BareFark]
2022-11-29 8:00:23 PM  

waxbeans: It's interesting that absolutely nothing will get people off the internet.


Getting off on the internet however
 
Fissile
2022-11-29 8:02:21 PM  
How did this guy get past the cop shrink during recruiting?

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SurelyShirley
2022-11-29 8:03:00 PM  

FormlessOne: A quiet monster the entire time. He quits the po-po, and a month later murders a family, kidnaps a girl, and gets FAFO'ed by other cops. No indication before then that anything was even slightly amiss. Yikes.


Well, I'm sure he must have dressed up like a drag queen and tried to get into the ladies' room at Chucky Cheese at least once, right? Right?
 
knobmaker
2022-11-29 8:03:08 PM  
Have you seen the guy's mugshot?

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Who thought it was a good idea to give that man a gun?

Mutants should probably not be hired as cops.
 
Bukharin
2022-11-29 8:04:05 PM  

waxbeans: It's interesting that absolutely nothing will get people off the internet.


And yet you participate on the internet. Curious.

/Rubs finger tips together
 
covfefe [TotalFark]
2022-11-29 8:07:10 PM  
Are they still calling this a "catfish"?
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2022-11-29 8:09:26 PM  
Please don't be from Southwest Virginia. Please! We have enough going in here with the meth and opiates.

Edwards was hired by the Washington County, Virginia, Sheriff's Office on Nov. 16, 2022, and had started orientation with the department, according to the sheriff's office.

Goddamit.
 
jso2897
2022-11-29 8:11:30 PM  

Bukharin: waxbeans: It's interesting that absolutely nothing will get people off the internet.

And yet you participate on the internet. Curious.

/Rubs finger tips together


You must be very intelligent.
 
ecl
2022-11-29 8:12:43 PM  

FormlessOne: A quiet monster the entire time. He quits the po-po, and a month later murders a family, kidnaps a girl, and gets FAFO'ed by other cops. No indication before then that anything was even slightly amiss. Yikes.


Probably a lot of indicators.  Patience.
 
buckeyebrain
2022-11-29 8:12:50 PM  
Two weeks paid administrative leave!!
 
TheCableGuy
2022-11-29 8:19:44 PM  

buckeyebrain: Two weeks paid administrative leave!!


Only place he's going is into the ground or into an urn depending on his or his next of kins wishes for his remains.
 
Karma Chameleon
2022-11-29 8:26:16 PM  

waxbeans: It's interesting that absolutely nothing will get people off the internet.


the internet gets a lot of people off what are you talking about
 
zez
2022-11-29 8:35:03 PM  
Pretty sure that's a Wil Forte character

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waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-11-29 8:38:18 PM  

Bukharin: waxbeans: It's interesting that absolutely nothing will get people off the internet.

And yet you participate on the internet. Curious.

/Rubs finger tips together


Actually.  Good. Point. But. The thing is. For me. ME. I have stopped.  20 years ago I spent lots of time on lots of sites. Now. It's 90 percent Fark. 5 percent what is left of Gawker.  And a little bit of porn. Seriously.  Mainstream has not a single club how much they fark up the internet.
I used to start my day with reading 3 email accounts.  MySpace. Facebook. Gawker and all of its sister sites. Fark with boob and hotdog. Do a ton of Google searches.  Read some blogs. Download some content.  Hit up some forums.  Do a bit of Cracked. Watch some YouTube.  Do stuff school. And on and on and on. Now. Fark. One email.  And that is it. I don't even Google shiat anymore.  And Google is one 3 scrolls long.
Mainstream ruined the internet
 
Snort
2022-11-29 8:39:41 PM  
Oh!  Is this the new M. Night Shyamalan movie he got $5m for?
 
Snort
2022-11-29 8:41:03 PM  

SBinRR: Please don't be from Southwest Virginia. Please! We have enough going in here with the meth and opiates.

Edwards was hired by the Washington County, Virginia, Sheriff's Office on Nov. 16, 2022, and had started orientation with the department, according to the sheriff's office.

Goddamit.


Not even out of training?

That's a new record for power going to someone's head.
 
12YearBid [TotalFark]
2022-11-29 8:41:43 PM  

waxbeans: Mainstream ruined the internet


Endless summer ruined the internet. It just took a long time for it to take hold.
 
Snort
2022-11-29 8:42:13 PM  

waxbeans: Bukharin: waxbeans: It's interesting that absolutely nothing will get people off the internet.

And yet you participate on the internet. Curious.

/Rubs finger tips together

Actually.  Good. Point. But. The thing is. For me. ME. I have stopped.  20 years ago I spent lots of time on lots of sites. Now. It's 90 percent Fark. 5 percent what is left of Gawker.  And a little bit of porn. Seriously.  Mainstream has not a single club how much they fark up the internet.
I used to start my day with reading 3 email accounts.  MySpace. Facebook. Gawker and all of its sister sites. Fark with boob and hotdog. Do a ton of Google searches.  Read some blogs. Download some content.  Hit up some forums.  Do a bit of Cracked. Watch some YouTube.  Do stuff school. And on and on and on. Now. Fark. One email.  And that is it. I don't even Google shiat anymore.  And Google is one 3 scrolls long.
Mainstream ruined the internet

what is left of Gawker


This explains so much.
 
gonegirl
2022-11-29 8:45:15 PM  
The duped teen has a surviving sister (also a teenager, but I'm not sure how old). I can't imagine a) the amount of survivors' guilt duped teen will feel, and b) how she and her sister are going to manage to reconcile their relationship.
 
covfefe [TotalFark]
2022-11-29 8:45:29 PM  

waxbeans: Bukharin: waxbeans: It's interesting that absolutely nothing will get people off the internet.

And yet you participate on the internet. Curious.

/Rubs finger tips together

Actually.  Good. Point. But. The thing is. For me. ME. I have stopped.  20 years ago I spent lots of time on lots of sites. Now. It's 90 percent Fark. 5 percent what is left of Gawker.  And a little bit of porn. Seriously.  Mainstream has not a single club how much they fark up the internet.
I used to start my day with reading 3 email accounts.  MySpace. Facebook. Gawker and all of its sister sites. Fark with boob and hotdog. Do a ton of Google searches.  Read some blogs. Download some content.  Hit up some forums.  Do a bit of Cracked. Watch some YouTube.  Do stuff school. And on and on and on. Now. Fark. One email.  And that is it. I don't even Google shiat anymore.  And Google is one 3 scrolls long.
Mainstream ruined the internet


This just means you figured out what everyone else did -- it sucked.
 
recondite cetacean
2022-11-29 8:49:02 PM  
As always, what was the plan?

Develop a relationship as a teenager
Show up as a 30-year-old asymmetrical ex-cop with resting douche face
She's going to just jump in the car with you?
Nope, better kill the family, that way she has no options, and kidnap her
Set a fire too because we're in this far
Drive around with the kidnapped teen clearly visible
Hey it's the po-po, I know their tactics because I was one. Pedal to the metal!
Nope, let's start shooting. Bang bangbang
Crap, wasn't watching the road while I was shooting at the po-po.
They sent a helicopter? Shoot that thing too
Hhhhrhrhrhmrmrhmrhm LEEEEEEROY mmmmmmJEEEENKIIIIINS!!!!11!11!!!1!!!1!
 
stevenvictx
2022-11-29 9:09:31 PM  
If  any teen wants to chat or even want to know the time of day, with my old ,ugly ass I already know  it's a cop
 
ko_kyi
2022-11-29 9:26:49 PM  

Master Passion Greed: "It is shocking and sad to the entire law enforcement community that such an evil and wicked person could infiltrate law enforcement while concealing his true identity as a computer predator and murderer."


the Golden State Killer disagrees
 
ko_kyi
2022-11-29 9:28:06 PM  
perp
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Hey Siri, show me someone Irish with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
 
some_beer_drinker
2022-11-29 10:07:21 PM  
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some_beer_drinker
2022-11-29 10:09:34 PM  
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Stretchy Cat [TotalFark]
2022-11-29 10:17:40 PM  

Master Passion Greed: "It is shocking and sad to the entire law enforcement community that such an evil and wicked person could infiltrate law enforcement while concealing his true identity as a computer predator and murderer."

Oh fark oooooffff.

This might have been more sudden and blatant than most, but to act like there aren't a disproportionate number of monstrous individuals in law enforcement is naive at best and irresponsible at worst.


Yup, I was done with the article when I read that. I'd like my eyeballs to remain firmly lodged in my skull, thanks.
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Geotpf
2022-11-30 12:14:37 AM  

SBinRR: Please don't be from Southwest Virginia. Please! We have enough going in here with the meth and opiates.

Edwards was hired by the Washington County, Virginia, Sheriff's Office on Nov. 16, 2022, and had started orientation with the department, according to the sheriff's office.

Goddamit.


I'd appreciate if you didn't export your problems to my part of the country, mmmkay...

/I live in the same city as the victims
 
mistahtom
2022-11-30 12:28:20 AM  

Karma Chameleon: waxbeans: It's interesting that absolutely nothing will get people off the internet.

the internet gets a lot of people off what are you talking about


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
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