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(Marketwatch)   Degenerate gamblers across the globe now one step closer to being awash in bourbon-tainted vomit on Derby Day   (marketwatch.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Horse racing, Churchill Downs, Bookmaker, Shares of DraftKings Inc., Gambling, Sports betting, Louisville, Kentucky, Churchill Downs Inc.  
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872 clicks; posted to Business » on 29 Nov 2022 at 4:05 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-29 4:08:52 PM  
The Apple Store is Decadent and Depraved.

(30%? You swine!)
 
2022-11-29 4:11:24 PM  
Shares of DraftKings Inc. DKNG, -0.41% jumped 2.3% in premarket trading Tuesday, after the online sports betting and fantasy sports company and Churchill Downs Inc
 
2022-11-29 5:22:38 PM  
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2022-11-29 5:24:18 PM  
I find it hard to believe that adding horse racing made an effect on the stock at all.
 
2022-11-29 5:46:18 PM  

Gubbo: Shares of DraftKings Inc. DKNG, -0.41% jumped 2.3% in premarket trading Tuesday, after the online sports betting and fantasy sports company and Churchill Downs Inc


2% sounds right, since it affects 2% of the weeks in a year.
 
2022-11-29 6:19:01 PM  
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2022-11-29 6:19:06 PM  
2% is farking noise
 
2022-11-29 6:23:23 PM  
Should add a Christmas race, like the trotters, only with draft horses and fat guys jockeying from sleighs
 
2022-11-29 7:10:02 PM  
So what's the difference between this and TVG?

Now, if they include Equibase past performances available the days before the races, now you might have something.

I want to be a sick degenerate horse player again, but it's too much work...
 
2022-11-29 9:22:01 PM  
Remember the days of DraftKings when it pretended to be just an innocent fantasy draft website.
 
2022-11-29 9:29:06 PM  
One King and one land brings peace. Two Kings and one land brings war.
 
2022-11-29 9:45:27 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Remember the days of DraftKings when it pretended to be just an innocent fantasy draft website.


Probably when legality forced that
 
2022-11-29 9:59:29 PM  
NMIXX "DICE" M/V
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2022-11-30 6:02:58 AM  
Randy orders food at the track
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