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(Food and Wine)   Time for your annual noggin'   (foodandwine.com) divider line
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elvisaintdead [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-29 10:00:47 AM  
5 votes:

lonomoholo: Satan's spooge.


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brap [TotalFark]
2022-11-29 8:54:27 AM  
4 votes:
I switched to Coquito. Tastes twice as good and doesn't have that "sloppy weekend at the bathhouse" throat feel.

Thank you, Puerto Rico, you are doing God's work.
 
eyeq360 [TotalFark]
2022-11-29 9:41:02 AM  
2 votes:
Eggnog from the store is overwhelmingly sweet and thick, plus the flavoring is noticably artificial. Even when I cut it down with milk, there's still something off about it.
 
b0rg9 [SwearJar]
2022-11-29 9:54:57 AM  
2 votes:
Fuck eggnog.  Do coquito-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coquito
 
grumpfuff
2022-11-29 3:16:40 PM  
1 vote:
The best eggnog is the one you find the tastiest. That's just objective fact.
 
Scruffmcd
2022-11-29 6:58:09 PM  
1 vote:
I like Ike's...
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/12/we-made-dwight-eisenhowers-eggnog/454314/
 
Akuinnen
2022-11-29 11:27:00 PM  
1 vote:
One year I made Alton Brown's egg nog. It was actually pretty good. Maybe it was the bourbon.
 
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2022-11-30 8:15:33 PM  
1 vote:
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