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(CNBC)   Chinese Tesla rival Nio and giant Tencent partner to work on their own self-driving tech, blackjack and hookers   (cnbc.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Cloud computing, Chinese electric vehicle maker Nio, tech giant Tencent, Automobile, Electric vehicle, Autonomous robot, Electric car, Tesla Roadster  
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230 clicks; posted to Business » on 29 Nov 2022 at 10:53 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-29 10:20:52 AM  
1. Fire EVERYBODY
2. Insult your advertisers
3. Insult your influencers
4. Cater to white supremacists
5. Hardcore
 
2022-11-29 11:01:00 AM  
China copies everything American companies do, all the way down to the vaporware.
 
2022-11-29 11:28:39 AM  
Yeah, pass.  Not that these things will ever be legal on American or European roads anyway.
 
2022-11-29 1:31:17 PM  

born_yesterday: 1. Fire EVERYBODY
2. Insult your advertisers
3. Insult your influencers
4. Cater to white supremacists
5. Hardcore


1. Steal all of Tesla's IP
2. Steal all of Tesla's manufacturing secrets.
3. Create new company
4. Trademark and patent everything you stole.
5. Sell cheaper knockoff Teslas.
6. Profit.
 
2022-11-29 1:47:36 PM  

Decorus: born_yesterday: 1. Fire EVERYBODY
2. Insult your advertisers
3. Insult your influencers
4. Cater to white supremacists
5. Hardcore

1. Steal all of Tesla's IP
2. Steal all of Tesla's manufacturing secrets.
3. Create new company
4. Trademark and patent everything you stole.
5. Sell cheaper knockoff Teslas.
6. Profit.


7. piss of tesla fanbois when your knock off works better than the originals
 
2022-11-29 2:27:03 PM  
This is clearly a threat to free speech.
 
2022-11-29 4:06:50 PM  

Decorus: born_yesterday: 1. Fire EVERYBODY
2. Insult your advertisers
3. Insult your influencers
4. Cater to white supremacists
5. Hardcore

1. Steal all of Tesla's IP
2. Steal all of Tesla's manufacturing secrets.
3. Create new company
4. Trademark and patent everything you stole.
5. Sell cheaper knockoff Teslas.
6. Profit.


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2022-11-29 4:52:17 PM  

kmfjd: Decorus: born_yesterday: 1. Fire EVERYBODY
2. Insult your advertisers
3. Insult your influencers
4. Cater to white supremacists
5. Hardcore

1. Steal all of Tesla's IP
2. Steal all of Tesla's manufacturing secrets.
3. Create new company
4. Trademark and patent everything you stole.
5. Sell cheaper knockoff Teslas.
6. Profit.

7. piss of tesla fanbois when your knock off works better than the originals


Nios are actually quite upmarket. Norway was one of their first markets. They are only now trying to make inexpensive vehicles.

I guess with tencent all nios will now have the epic game store built in.
 
2022-11-29 5:42:35 PM  
I gave Nio a Tencent and got a nickelback.
 
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