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2022-11-29 3:37:39 AM  
Why do they give these loons the mic?  Can't they restrict public comments to the, you know, people who actually live in the county?
 
2022-11-29 4:02:31 AM  
How I'd run the meeting:

"Thank you for your comments sir. Do you have some evidence of these things?"

"Yeah, it's on Fox, and Facebook, and Twitter. It's everywhere."

"Maybe I wasn't clear. Do YOU personally have any evidence pertaining to local election events for us to review?"

"I don't need to preseent any evidence. It's all over if you'd just open your eyes."

"Next speaker please."
 
2022-11-29 5:26:03 AM  
Isn't that where Sheriff Joe was from?  I'd figured that such people were already from there.
 
2022-11-29 5:34:45 AM  
I could not be polite in responding to these ijjits.
 
2022-11-29 5:36:41 AM  

Alphax: Isn't that where Sheriff Joe was from?  I'd figured that such people were already from there.


yes and yes
 
2022-11-29 5:45:23 AM  
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2022-11-29 5:49:58 AM  

LordBeavis: Why do they give these loons the mic?  Can't they restrict public comments to the, you know, people who actually live in the county?


Because the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors extended them the courtesy of their First Amendment rights... which is more than these asshats would do had the situation been reversed.

By the way, the terrorists lost.

There is still a chance for a sequel to Cyber Ninjas so get your popcorn.
 
2022-11-29 5:57:27 AM  
FTFA: Cochise County, another Arizona county, voted today to delay the certification of the election results, "and miss the state's legal deadline of Monday, despite finding no legitimate problems with the local counts."

They are *this* close to literally cutting off their noses to spite their face o.O
 
2022-11-29 5:58:33 AM  

Alphax: Isn't that where Sheriff Joe was from?  I'd figured that such people were already from there.


It is, but it's not just some podunk part of Arizona... It's the most populous county in Arizona.

Human beings were not meant to live in Arizona. It fries their brains. Patrolling the Mojave is enough to make you wish for a nuclear winter.
 
2022-11-29 5:59:54 AM  
I for one eagerly look forward to the Republican primaries where each primary will have one winner and eleven candidates holding rallies over fake results.
 
2022-11-29 6:13:02 AM  
Well, let's see.  If we're looking at ANOTHER attempt by Republicans to overthrow Democracy again, I'm having a hard time figuring out why we're not using flamethrowers to eliminate entire bloodlines of people.  Start with McConnell and McCarthy and don't stop until you get to belief and adherence to Democracy or 70 million charred bodies.  Whichever comes first, either one is a shameful necessary victory.
 
2022-11-29 6:21:33 AM  

MattytheMouse: Alphax: Isn't that where Sheriff Joe was from?  I'd figured that such people were already from there.

It is, but it's not just some podunk part of Arizona... It's the most populous county in Arizona.

Human beings were not meant to live in Arizona. It fries their brains. Patrolling the Mojave is enough to make you wish for a nuclear winter.


It's by far the most populous county in Arizona. It includes Phoenix. There are four and a half million people living in Maricopa County.
 
2022-11-29 6:23:45 AM  
When I listen to these knobs, I wonder what their level of literacy might be. What were the last three books they read?

I think that might be Arizona's problem.
 
2022-11-29 6:25:14 AM  

Gordon Bennett: MattytheMouse: Alphax: Isn't that where Sheriff Joe was from?  I'd figured that such people were already from there.

It is, but it's not just some podunk part of Arizona... It's the most populous county in Arizona.

Human beings were not meant to live in Arizona. It fries their brains. Patrolling the Mojave is enough to make you wish for a nuclear winter.

It's by far the most populous county in Arizona. It includes Phoenix. There are four and a half million people living in Maricopa County.


That's, like, 4.5 Rhode Islands!

Like AZ, we had no issues with voting or counting votes.

Unlike AZ, we don't have frothing morons who deny reality about elections.
 
2022-11-29 6:43:19 AM  

August11: When I listen to these knobs, I wonder what their level of literacy might be. What were the last three books they read?

I think that might be Arizona's problem.


It's a dry stupid.
 
2022-11-29 7:05:05 AM  
LOL these people a batshiat insane and there is no way you can reason with them, they are beyond reason.  Both of those dudes are farked in the head, they are so far down the hole that we cannot even see their feet, so we cannot pull them out.
 
2022-11-29 7:08:07 AM  

August11: When I listen to these knobs, I wonder what their level of literacy might be. What were the last three books they read?

I think that might be Arizona's problem.


The third one claimed to be a lawyer.
 
2022-11-29 7:08:41 AM  

LedLawless: August11: When I listen to these knobs, I wonder what their level of literacy might be. What were the last three books they read?

I think that might be Arizona's problem.

It's a dry stupid.


Ha. yeah.

I think we need to start sorting these idiots with one question. Where do you get most of your ideas? Books? Neighbors? Family? The Internet? YouTube?

It sounds medieval and it is. But I am not looking for implied morality through literacy. I'm looking for who should just shut the fuck up.
 
2022-11-29 7:10:35 AM  

LordBeavis: Why do they give these loons the mic?  Can't they restrict public comments to the, you know, people who actually live in the county?


Sometimes good things come from giving Joe Oltmann a microphone. Like the time he went on a bunch of stupid right wing media shows like Eric Metaxas and Mike Lindell, and Joe told a stupid story about listening in on an Antifa phone call where someone said a guy named Eric in Colorado promised Dominion was going to deliver the election to Biden. This lead to the Dominion and Eric Coomer lawsuits that might shut down these lying grifters.
 
2022-11-29 7:14:41 AM  
If I was in the running for some public position and found out that these people were my base, I'd kill myself.

Instead, Kari will profit off of them. What a grade runt.

/C, not r
 
2022-11-29 7:20:51 AM  
These farking people are so goddamn tiring.
 
2022-11-29 7:25:04 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: I could not be polite in responding to these ijjits.


Officiate youth sports for a few years.
You develop a sort of a mute button in your brain that allows you to ignore all but what is unacceptable as far as comments from emotional people.
It's easy to extend that skill to listening politely to someone spouting nonsense, but still strike like a hawk when appropriate. When Mr. Clements made what could be construed as a terrorist threat against one of the board members, they should have had the sheriff deputy haul him from the room. Missed opportunity, there.
 
2022-11-29 7:40:24 AM  

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Paraphrasing "...when you pledged allegiance to MY flag..."

I'm sorry, whose flag again?

Not sure why the right seem to want to claim ownership of symbols...My Country, My county, My flag, My National Anthem, MY Statue of Liberty!!!

Okay, what are you doing about YOUR tired, YOUR poor, YOUR huddled masses to be free, YOUR wretched refuse from foreign shores?
 
2022-11-29 7:58:16 AM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: 🎵 Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
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Holy shiat you're right. I followed the link on this guy's backstory.

It's like he had a stroke or some psychotic episode around 2020, became a nut case, and lost his job and now does a one man rambling road show.

No paywall on story
https://www.washingtonpost.com/elections/2022/09/08/an-ex-professor-spreads-election-myths-across-us-one-town-time/
 
2022-11-29 8:04:28 AM  

edmo: How I'd run the meeting:

"Thank you for your comments sir. Do you have some evidence of these things?"

"Yeah, it's on Fox, and Facebook, and Twitter. It's everywhere."

"Maybe I wasn't clear. Do YOU personally have any evidence pertaining to local election events for us to review?"

"I don't need to preseent any evidence. It's all over if you'd just open your eyes."

"Next speaker please."


This clown show would probably be better run like the Gong Show

like miss whackjob who started her spew with:
"All 7 of you are traitors"
*GOOOONNNGGGG*< giant hook >
 
2022-11-29 8:05:37 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Well, let's see.  If we're looking at ANOTHER attempt by Republicans to overthrow Democracy again, I'm having a hard time figuring out why we're not using flamethrowers to eliminate entire bloodlines of people.  Start with McConnell and McCarthy and don't stop until you get to belief and adherence to Democracy or 70 million charred bodies.  Whichever comes first, either one is a shameful necessary victory.


Nice to find someone else who realizes that they are playing with fire. If they continue to work at destroying our Democracy we are left with no option but to defend it in close combat. This isn't a joking matter and they are working REALLY hard to create an existential threat to this country. This matter WILL be settled in battle if necessary and it does me no pleasure to say that (unlike these farks that jerk off to the idea of war).
 
2022-11-29 8:15:14 AM  
These are folks who want their opinions certified, and that's not how facts work.

But, please, give these loons the mic, so that everyone can see who supports who, because the more folks know and understand that the GOP is appealing to highly damaged and the insane, the better.
 
2022-11-29 8:25:03 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Well, let's see.  If we're looking at ANOTHER attempt by Republicans to overthrow Democracy again, I'm having a hard time figuring out why we're not using flamethrowers to eliminate entire bloodlines of people.  Start with McConnell and McCarthy and don't stop until you get to belief and adherence to Democracy or 70 million charred bodies.  Whichever comes first, either one is a shameful necessary victory.


Fee free to bust out your flamethrower and get to work.

Or is this a recommendation for other people?
 
2022-11-29 8:27:17 AM  

NakedDrummer: edmo: How I'd run the meeting:

"Thank you for your comments sir. Do you have some evidence of these things?"

"Yeah, it's on Fox, and Facebook, and Twitter. It's everywhere."

"Maybe I wasn't clear. Do YOU personally have any evidence pertaining to local election events for us to review?"

"I don't need to preseent any evidence. It's all over if you'd just open your eyes."

"Next speaker please."

This clown show would probably be better run like the Gong Show

like miss whackjob who started her spew with:
"All 7 of you are traitors"
*GOOOONNNGGGG*< giant hook >


Bring back Gene Gene the Dancing Machine and I'll tune in.
 
2022-11-29 8:31:36 AM  
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The BeeGees have really let themselves go.

You can tell by the way I talk I'm a Q man. No time for thought.
 
2022-11-29 8:44:59 AM  
Usually you have to wait until January 6 to overthrow a government election.  Is that guy with the painted face and the buffalo horn hat there?  Who's going to poop on the floor and walls?
 
2022-11-29 8:50:46 AM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: 🎵 Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
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Nah, he just got back from the other side of the black hole he went through.

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2022-11-29 9:28:19 AM  

Cheron: I for one eagerly look forward to the Republican primaries where each primary will have one winner and eleven candidates holding rallies over fake results.


Yup, the Republican primaries will make Russia's Ukraine annexation election look legit.
 
2022-11-29 9:31:05 AM  

August11: When I listen to these knobs, I wonder what their level of literacy might be. What were the last three books they read? I am sure they all graduated from an American high school.

The Bible
Mmm That's Good: Why Cooking Every Meal with Lard Is Essential
2,000 Mules



I think that might be Arizona's problem.
Doubt it.

 
2022-11-29 9:35:15 AM  
Is that the H3 douchebag
 
2022-11-29 9:46:20 AM  
From tfa:  "He then falsely claimed that Dominion voting machines can be used to "cheat"

Dominion lawyers seen photocopying their prior slander suits, changing the defendant's name, speeding toward courthouse...
 
2022-11-29 10:03:31 AM  
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I have it on good authority that the "professor" is actually a high school remedial ed teacher...that'll crack anyone.
 
2022-11-29 10:08:11 AM  

Hyjamon: Rage Against the Thorazine: 🎵 Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
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Paraphrasing "...when you pledged allegiance to MY flag..."

I'm sorry, whose flag again?

Not sure why the right seem to want to claim ownership of symbols...My Country, My county, My flag, My National Anthem, MY Statue of Liberty!!!

Okay, what are you doing about YOUR tired, YOUR poor, YOUR huddled masses to be free, YOUR wretched refuse from foreign shores?


Symbols are powerful things for the symbol-minded.
 
2022-11-29 10:30:21 AM  
How they see themselves:
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How everyone else sees them.

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2022-11-29 10:35:48 AM  
The woman who called for violent revolution should have been arrested.

These people want to live in a fascist dictatorship, let 'em see what one is really like.
 
2022-11-29 10:37:44 AM  
This seems appropriate here:

(09) Sacha Baron Cohen | Dr. Nira Cain-N'Degeocello - مقلب مشروع بناء مسجد في اكثر المدن عنصرية
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2022-11-29 11:51:47 AM  
Gitmo them all.
 
2022-11-29 1:16:52 PM  
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Gal on the right there is seriously re-thinking her decision to sit up close near where the crazy lady is talking.
 
2022-11-29 1:21:30 PM  
"I don't care about that stupid buzzer"

Yeah, council meetings and debates need a hard and fast rule that when the time is up, the mic automatically cuts. If 2 minutes isn't enough time for you to vent your spleen, then you need better organizational skills.
 
2022-11-29 2:52:15 PM  
Colorado right-wing podcaster and election denialist Joe Oltmann gave a public comment at the Maricopa Board of Supervisors meeting. Oltmann has previously called for his political opponents to be hanged and suggested that armed protestors should flood the streets of Arizona over the 2022 certification.

At some point, it's just common sense to kill these people in self defense.
 
2022-11-29 3:39:54 PM  
An entire brigade of these people:

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2022-11-29 7:06:36 PM  

RI_Red: Gordon Bennett: MattytheMouse: Alphax: Isn't that where Sheriff Joe was from?  I'd figured that such people were already from there.

It is, but it's not just some podunk part of Arizona... It's the most populous county in Arizona.

Human beings were not meant to live in Arizona. It fries their brains. Patrolling the Mojave is enough to make you wish for a nuclear winter.

It's by far the most populous county in Arizona. It includes Phœnix. There are four and a half million people living in Maricopa County.

That's, like, 4.5 Rhode Islands!

Like AZ, we had no issues with voting or counting votes.

Unlike AZ, we don't have frothing morons who deny reality about elections.

August11: LedLawless: August11: When I listen to these knobs, I wonder what their level of literacy might be. What were the last three books they read?

I think that might be Arizona's problem.

It's a dry stupid.

Ha. yeah.

I think we need to start sorting these idiots with one question. Where do you get most of your ideas? Books? Neighbors? Family? The Internet? YouTube?

It sounds medieval and it is. But I am not looking for implied morality through literacy. I'm looking for who should just shut the fark up.

It's a dry hate.

/If a massive power outage were to hit the largest city at night, would that be Dark Phœnix?
 
2022-11-29 11:54:21 PM  

Hyjamon: Rage Against the Thorazine: 🎵 Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
    I'm an unemployed man with time to talk

[Fark user image 446x219]

Paraphrasing "...when you pledged allegiance to MY flag..."

I'm sorry, whose flag again?

Not sure why the right seem to want to claim ownership of symbols...My Country, My county, My flag, My National Anthem, MY Statue of Liberty!!!

Okay, what are you doing about YOUR tired, YOUR poor, YOUR huddled masses to be free, YOUR wretched refuse from foreign shores?


Point of order: These farkwits are the teeming wretched refuse who should be dumped back on foreign shores.
 
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