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2022-11-28 5:04:13 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-11-28 5:04:31 PM  
"Your Honor, the prosecution rests"
 
2022-11-28 5:10:49 PM  

OldRod: "Your Honor, the prosecution rests"


If only he were treated like other citizens, that might be something other than a cruel joke.
 
2022-11-28 5:17:57 PM  
I'm pretty sure Hillary downloaded the deleted emails into the barn on their property. Then the horses in there chewed them up and shat them out. Go have a look, Donnie.
 
2022-11-28 5:19:21 PM  
Donald is admitting that he had an awful lot of involvement with those documents leaving the Whitehouse. Does he not understand how bad that is?
 
2022-11-28 5:21:15 PM  

OldRod: "Your Honor, the prosecution rests"


I don't know how any of his attorneys are still on board at this point. He's clearly not following their advice.
 
2022-11-28 5:24:14 PM  
So if you're open and transparent about something, it's not a crime? If you'll excuse me, I need to go take some money that isn't yet mine from a bank.
 
2022-11-28 5:24:17 PM  

giantmeteor: OldRod: "Your Honor, the prosecution rests"

I don't know how any of his attorneys are still on board at this point. He's clearly not following their advice.


Well, how can he follow their advice if he's not listening to them? And why would he listen to them when he knows more than they do?
 
2022-11-28 5:26:48 PM  

wet drum sandwich: giantmeteor: OldRod: "Your Honor, the prosecution rests"

I don't know how any of his attorneys are still on board at this point. He's clearly not following their advice.

Well, how can he follow their advice if he's not listening to them? And why would he listen to them when he knows more than they do?


You laugh, but apparently he does.  How many times has Trump gone to jail?  How many times have his lawyers gone to jail?

QED
 
2022-11-28 5:27:45 PM  
So transparent that he got his lawyer to perjure herself in exchange for making her briefly a MAGA celeb.

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2022-11-28 5:28:30 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: You laugh, but apparently he does. How many times has Trump gone to jail? How many times have his lawyers gone to jail?


I guess you got me there.
 
2022-11-28 5:28:48 PM  

Bootleg: So if you're open and transparent about something, it's not a crime? If you'll excuse me, I need to go take some money that isn't yet mine from a bank.


I hereby announce my intentions to go rob the local bank. Here's a link to the livestream. Share it with your friends!
 
2022-11-28 5:33:47 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Donald is admitting that he had an awful lot of involvement with those documents leaving the Whitehouse. Does he not understand how bad that is?


Has Donald Trump ever given you any indication he has a working brain?
 
2022-11-28 5:34:12 PM  

OldRod: "Your Honor, the prosecution rests"


I'm trying to figure that out. It's like when they write a book. Can those statements be used against them in court? Or can they just claim "parody" and get away with it? I mean, he's not under oath when he posts on Truth Social, so I've been wondering how much of that can be used against someone.
 
2022-11-28 5:35:19 PM  
It's getting INCREDIBLY expensive to keep Trump out of a jail cell.
This is a lose/lose scenario for pretty much all of conservatism. If they keep protecting Donald, they'll lose badly in 2024. If they dump him, they still take a hit in 2024 but probably not as bad.
No matter what the Republicans do, they lose.
Oh - and f*ck the Doom brigade around here. Y'all can kiss my pagan ass and die mad.
 
2022-11-28 5:36:27 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Donald is admitting that he had an awful lot of involvement with those documents leaving the Whitehouse. Does he not understand how bad that is?


Why? He's untouchable.
Ain't nothing gonna happen dot jpg

/this timeline sucks
 
2022-11-28 5:36:33 PM  
He's just following the autocrat playback.

Chapter 1 says you walk in the room, drop your balls on the table, and dare anyone to knock them off.

If no one does, you've won.
 
2022-11-28 5:36:59 PM  
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2022-11-28 5:37:05 PM  

OldRod: "Your Honor, the prosecution rests"


We'll see. The prosecution has to wake up and file charges, to start with. Hasn't happened yet. No guarantee they ever will.
 
2022-11-28 5:37:31 PM  
Prove to me that it's not a fake Twitter account.
 
2022-11-28 5:38:14 PM  
Did he have an active TS Courier Card?

If not hang him

/ran a SCIF for 10 years
 
2022-11-28 5:38:15 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Donald is admitting that he had an awful lot of involvement with those documents leaving the Whitehouse. Does he not understand how bad that is?


Nope. Donald isn't very bright. Plus he's not paying the lawyers, right? So why should Donald care if his comments might be incriminating? His lawyers will fix it. It's just billable hours (on someone's else's credit card).
 
2022-11-28 5:38:35 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Donald is admitting that he had an awful lot of involvement with those documents leaving the Whitehouse. Does he not understand how bad that is?


It would be for a normal person.

But Trump is a "rich" white former POTUS. He isnt going to be put in jail and he knows it.
 
2022-11-28 5:38:40 PM  

Weaver95: It's getting INCREDIBLY expensive to keep Trump out of a jail cell.
This is a lose/lose scenario for pretty much all of conservatism. If they keep protecting Donald, they'll lose badly in 2024. If they dump him, they still take a hit in 2024 but probably not as bad.
No matter what the Republicans do, they lose.
Oh - and f*ck the Doom brigade around here. Y'all can kiss my pagan ass and die mad.


We know.  They apparently haven't picked up the whole blowin' money out their wazoos for Mr Sh*tforbrains is ba-bad.  Ssshhh.
 
2022-11-28 5:40:20 PM  
Expect to see this in a future court filing

ooo I can't wait for something else to be appealed ad infinitum. Im on the egde of my goddamn seat, dick sucking, splooshing, etc
 
2022-11-28 5:41:37 PM  
Charge the POS and put his fat ass on trial or just STFU
 
2022-11-28 5:42:37 PM  
Prove to me that Trump wrote that Tweet, and that he wasn't hacked. or that someone else didn't use his device.
 
2022-11-28 5:43:16 PM  
Next up, TFG will claim his public confessions don't count because he wasn't read his Miranda Rights.

\ just so you know
\\ it doesn't work that way
\\\ public confessions before you're arrested are fair game, which perhaps is a good reason to let him finish confessing before we arrest him
 
2022-11-28 5:44:05 PM  

Weaver95: fragMasterFlash: Donald is admitting that he had an awful lot of involvement with those documents leaving the Whitehouse. Does he not understand how bad that is?

Nope. Donald isn't very bright. Plus he's not paying the lawyers, right? So why should Donald care if his comments might be incriminating? His lawyers will fix it. It's just billable hours (on someone's else's credit card).


Who is paying them? Didn't you scream loudly, for months, that the GOP would stop paying his bills the second he announced his run for President?
 
2022-11-28 5:44:16 PM  

Pick13: Did he have an active TS Courier Card?

If not hang him

/ran a SCIF for 10 years


Well, whoever last signed for the docs in question has been doing some very creative 'splainin', because I haven't heard of anything happening to anyone associated with letting him keep them.
 
2022-11-28 5:44:33 PM  

WayneKerr: Prove to me that Trump wrote that Tweet, and that he wasn't hacked. or that someone else didn't use his device.


Or, quick, somebody put him in front of a camera and give him a microphone. Tell him you want to give him a chance to tell his side.
 
2022-11-28 5:44:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Charge the POS and put his fat ass on trial or just STFU


The GOP keep defending trump, that's the only thing keeping him safe.
It's basically costing conservatives everything they have to keep Trump out of jail...and the price just keeps getting higher.
I think they're close to finally breaking forever. I hope they keep doubling down!
 
2022-11-28 5:45:36 PM  
He knows in January of '25 the new Attorney General calls it off

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2022-11-28 5:46:00 PM  
From the US citizenship test:

"12. What is the "rule of law"?
(Acceptable answers)
Everyone must follow the law.
Leaders must obey the law.
Government must obey the law.
No one is above the law."


Seems increasingly likely "not applicable in the US" should be on the list.
 
2022-11-28 5:46:12 PM  

WayneKerr: Prove to me that Trump wrote that Tweet, and that he wasn't hacked. or that someone else didn't use his device.


What I'm hearing is that you want a very through and detailed technical review of the contents of Donald trump's cell phone....? Does that sound correct?
 
2022-11-28 5:47:01 PM  

Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Charge the POS and put his fat ass on trial or just STFU

The GOP keep defending trump, that's the only thing keeping him safe.
It's basically costing conservatives everything they have to keep Trump out of jail...and the price just keeps getting higher.
I think they're close to finally breaking forever. I hope they keep doubling down!


Still waiting for you to answer how the Democrat-led DoJ equates Reoublicans keeping Trump safe. Do you realize you post this damn near every day and never have an answer? Do you have dementia?
 
2022-11-28 5:47:07 PM  
He was also very transparent over the fact he telepathically declassified them, most former president wouldn't have said anything!
 
2022-11-28 5:47:30 PM  
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I'd be behind bars within 48 hours of them knowing about it.
 
2022-11-28 5:47:56 PM  
While this gets high marks for fantastic stupidity, I need to deduct a few points because the reference to Hillary's emails made no mention of "acid washing."
 
2022-11-28 5:48:10 PM  
And yet, he remains uncharged and free to waddle around, issuing statements via Twatter and whining about being persecuted.

Just farking charge him already. Do it. Do it now. The midterms are over. Just charge him with the crime we all know he committed, for fark's sake.
 
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2022-11-28 5:48:17 PM  
Well now he's done for, for sure.
 
2022-11-28 5:48:34 PM  

WayneKerr: Prove to me that it's not a fake Twitter account.


If you're talking about the Trump post, that's his Truth account. Screenshotted and posted to Twitter.
 
2022-11-28 5:49:40 PM  
The Russians taught Dump "whataboutism" well and it's his only excuse for committing Federal crimes.
 
2022-11-28 5:49:59 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: WayneKerr: Prove to me that it's not a fake Twitter account.

If you're talking about the Trump post, that's his Truth account. Screenshotted and posted to Twitter.


Plus if Trump wanted to make that argument, he'd have to turn over his cell phone for technical forensic analysis.
If his account was hacked, it'll be easy to prove.
 
2022-11-28 5:50:22 PM  
You know if something ever actually happens to him I will be so happy..
If anyone one else in history had ever done the stuff he has, they would have been tried, convicted, and executed already.
Then their head would be put on permanent display in the oval office as a warning for all future presidents.

But as of yet..
 
2022-11-28 5:51:04 PM  

WayneKerr: Prove to me that it's not a fake Twitter account.


Prove to me that you don't make a living molesting chinchillas on video and posting them to the internet.
 
2022-11-28 5:51:31 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Donald is admitting that he had an awful lot of involvement with those documents leaving the Whitehouse. Does he not understand how bad that is?


No
 
2022-11-28 5:52:43 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: WayneKerr: Prove to me that it's not a fake Twitter account.

Prove to me that you don't make a living molesting chinchillas on video and posting them to the internet.


I'm allergic to chinchillas.
 
2022-11-28 5:54:22 PM  
How many billable hours do you think Trump's lawyers rack up?
🤔
 
2022-11-28 5:54:52 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: WayneKerr: Prove to me that it's not a fake Twitter account.

If you're talking about the Trump post, that's his Truth account. Screenshotted and posted to Twitter.


Your Honor, are we to believe that a post on a social media platform, owned and operated by Donald Trump can be taken at face value? The man has zero credibility.
 
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