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2022-11-28 7:32:38 PM  
Viral marketing sucks.
 
2022-11-28 7:38:00 PM  
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2022-11-28 7:53:19 PM  
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2022-11-28 7:53:33 PM  
The next viral hit movie. Godd because I'm not tired of these motherfarkin bears in my motherfarkin cocaine yet! It's More bruin time!
 
2022-11-28 8:00:10 PM  
"Cocaine Bear" | My Favorite Murder Animated - Ep. 8 with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark
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2022-11-28 8:03:56 PM  
I'm guessing it mauls.a bunch of people and develops a fintech startup.
 
2022-11-28 8:06:00 PM  
I hope Ray Liotta does a voiceover as the bear. I hope that's his part.

Ray Liotta voicing a cocaine fueled killer black bear. It's what the world needs right now, really.

Also:

If Commercials were Real Life - Chantix Ray Liotta
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2022-11-28 8:19:49 PM  

a perfectly serviceable can of spooge: I hope Ray Liotta does a voiceover as the bear. I hope that's his part.

Ray Liotta voicing a cocaine fueled killer black bear. It's what the world needs right now, really.

Also:

[YouTube video: If Commercials were Real Life - Chantix Ray Liotta]


I have some bad news for you
 
2022-11-28 8:21:25 PM  
Nevermind

/didn't rtfa
 
2022-11-28 8:21:52 PM  

smurfco: a perfectly serviceable can of spooge: I hope Ray Liotta does a voiceover as the bear. I hope that's his part.

Ray Liotta voicing a cocaine fueled killer black bear. It's what the world needs right now, really.

Also:

[YouTube video: If Commercials were Real Life - Chantix Ray Liotta]

I have some bad news for you


Last role. Talk about an exit!
 
2022-11-28 8:22:35 PM  
One of these is a cougar and the other a bear.

Both are fueled by cocaine.

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2022-11-28 8:25:45 PM  
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/not black bears
//Let's see how long this lasts....
 
2022-11-28 9:10:56 PM  
Is this a movie for real or just some insane meme that's passed around? I guess it's a meme that will be a movie like Snakes on a Plane? Are we going to get Heroin Heron, Peyote Puma and Weed Whippets?

/ Am I stoned right now? Yes.
 
2022-11-28 9:11:00 PM  
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2022-11-28 9:12:29 PM  

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That explains the lack of hibernation.

/ Bear should be asleep.
 
2022-11-28 9:16:22 PM  

CrazyCurt: Is this a movie for real or just some insane meme that's passed around? I guess it's a meme that will be a movie like Snakes on a Plane? Are we going to get Heroin Heron, Peyote Puma and Weed Whippets?

/ Am I stoned right now? Yes.


Ganja Gorillas
Pot Parakeets
Oxy Ox
Cocaine Cougars (name of a sex tape)
 
2022-11-28 9:19:38 PM  

CrazyCurt: Is this a movie for real or just some insane meme that's passed around? I guess it's a meme that will be a movie like Snakes on a Plane? Are we going to get Heroin Heron, Peyote Puma and Weed Whippets?

/ Am I stoned right now? Yes.


Seems like it is really happening.
 
2022-11-28 9:20:03 PM  
 
2022-11-28 9:23:13 PM  

good_2_go: CrazyCurt: Is this a movie for real or just some insane meme that's passed around?

IMDB: It tells the story of a drug runner whose plane crashes with a load of cocaine that's found by a black bear, who eats it.


Also known as: Oso Vicioso

That's a great luchador's name.
 
2022-11-28 9:33:34 PM  

NathanAllen: One of these is a cougar and the other a bear.

Both are fueled by cocaine.

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Recommended management for both is the same. Couple of drinks and a cute college boy.
 
2022-11-28 9:36:41 PM  
The meth attack squirrel was cooler!!
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2022-11-28 9:38:55 PM  

good_2_go: CrazyCurt: Is this a movie for real or just some insane meme that's passed around?

IMDB: It tells the story of a drug runner whose plane crashes with a load of cocaine that's found by a black bear, who eats it.


https://www.nytimes.com/1985/12/23/us/cocaine-and-a-dead-bear.html

Notice that date 1985, no idea if this movie is going to be remotely close to the real story, not sure how you get the real story to full movie length without making some shiat up.
 
2022-11-28 9:44:16 PM  

12349876: good_2_go: CrazyCurt: Is this a movie for real or just some insane meme that's passed around?

IMDB: It tells the story of a drug runner whose plane crashes with a load of cocaine that's found by a black bear, who eats it.

https://www.nytimes.com/1985/12/23/us/cocaine-and-a-dead-bear.html

Notice that date 1985, no idea if this movie is going to be remotely close to the real story, not sure how you get the real story to full movie length without making some shiat up.


Considering it never attacked anyone, I'm guessing some artistic license will be used. I hope it's a shot for shot remake of Crank, just with a bear.
 
2022-11-28 9:56:39 PM  
Two moose watching:
"I don't think he wants to eat us."
"And he won't shut up."
"Yeah, let's go."
"Seeya, Bearie. Better luck next time."

Bear:
"Wait, wait! Mooses, come back! You gotta hear this idea I just had! You know how beavers ... ah, fark it, they're gone."
 
2022-11-28 9:56:57 PM  
They should do "Predator Vs. Cocaine Bear." Now that would be a cool fight.
 
2022-11-28 10:04:22 PM  

12349876: good_2_go: CrazyCurt: Is this a movie for real or just some insane meme that's passed around?

IMDB: It tells the story of a drug runner whose plane crashes with a load of cocaine that's found by a black bear, who eats it.

https://www.nytimes.com/1985/12/23/us/cocaine-and-a-dead-bear.html

Notice that date 1985, no idea if this movie is going to be remotely close to the real story, not sure how you get the real story to full movie length without making some shiat up.


They will show the found trail cam footage of the bear after he found the cocaine. Damn bear was trippin.

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2022-11-28 10:18:39 PM  
Here's a book about the larger story of the people with all the cocaine, free on Kindle Unlimited and Audible.

When Kentucky Blueblood Drew Thornton parachuted to his death in September 1985 carrying thousands in cash and 150 pounds of cocaine, the gruesome end of his startling life blew open a scandal that reached to the most secret circles of the U.S. government

https://www.amazon.com/Bluegrass-Conspiracy-Inside-Story-Murder/dp/152382462X/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2M4ZL68JRZWTT&keywords=the+bluegrass+conspiracy&qid=1669691644&sprefix=the+bluegrass+conspiracy%2Caps%2C160&sr=8-1

The dead bear got stuffed and is now in a souvenir store in Lexington Kentucky.

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2022-11-28 10:20:07 PM  

12349876: good_2_go: CrazyCurt: Is this a movie for real or just some insane meme that's passed around?

IMDB: It tells the story of a drug runner whose plane crashes with a load of cocaine that's found by a black bear, who eats it.

https://www.nytimes.com/1985/12/23/us/cocaine-and-a-dead-bear.html

Notice that date 1985, no idea if this movie is going to be remotely close to the real story, not sure how you get the real story to full movie length without making some shiat up.


I can tell you did not read the article.

The bear did eat the cocaine.

He did not actually go on a murderous rampage, but died of an overdose...

They found and stuff him under the name of Pablo Eskobear,
 
2022-11-28 10:27:22 PM  

12349876: Here's a book about the larger story of the people with all the cocaine, free on Kindle Unlimited and Audible.

When Kentucky Blueblood Drew Thornton parachuted to his death in September 1985 carrying thousands in cash and 150 pounds of cocaine, the gruesome end of his startling life blew open a scandal that reached to the most secret circles of the U.S. government

https://www.amazon.com/Bluegrass-Conspiracy-Inside-Story-Murder/dp/152382462X/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2M4ZL68JRZWTT&keywords=the+bluegrass+conspiracy&qid=1669691644&sprefix=the+bluegrass+conspiracy%2Caps%2C160&sr=8-1

The dead bear got stuffed and is now in a souvenir store in Lexington Kentucky.

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And inspired a great (if uneven) season of Justified.
 
2022-11-28 10:44:47 PM  
I don't care about the movie, but I do want a 24x36 of that image so I can hang it on my wall.
 
2022-11-28 10:47:12 PM  
How many times do you think that bear got a snout full, ran off and then came back before he died?
 
2022-11-28 10:55:09 PM  
"Say hello to my little friend... Piglet!"

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2022-11-28 11:00:00 PM  
How it started...

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How it's going...

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2022-11-28 11:43:21 PM  
Not the biopic of Leslie West? The man built like a bear who did a mountain of coke?
 
2022-11-29 12:26:10 AM  

Aardvark Inc.: How it started...

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How it's going...

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If you substitute honey with weed suddenly Winnie the Pooh makes sense. He talks slow, constantly forgetting things, always has the munchies and can never find his pants.
 
2022-11-29 1:05:05 AM  
This thing sounds like Sharknado territory except it's Ray Liotta's last film. WT actual F.

/ LSD Lizard!
 
2022-11-29 2:50:31 AM  
Don't Feed The Bears
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2022-11-29 3:08:27 AM  
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2022-11-29 3:26:05 AM  
Yeti Overdoses On Cocaine
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2022-11-29 4:54:09 AM  
You all can yuck it up but the sad truth remains that he died from an overdose and left behind his gold chains, a Lambo and a trophy wife.

If that isn't a goddamn American tragedy then I don't know what is.
 
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