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(Some Guy)   Sam Waterston discusses why he almost turned down role on 'Law and Order.' Sadly, fails to discuss whatever the HELL is happening to his eyebrows   (parade.com) divider line
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1092 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Nov 2022 at 4:35 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-28 3:38:06 PM  
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2022-11-28 3:41:57 PM  
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2022-11-28 3:46:13 PM  
"Is this what we're doing, Your Honor?!"
*angrily flips hair*
 
2022-11-28 3:54:09 PM  
He still makes bank from all that robot insurance.
 
2022-11-28 4:38:27 PM  
She-Hulk has more realistic courtroom scenes than L&E .
 
2022-11-28 4:46:24 PM  
You'll find out when you're old subby.
 
2022-11-28 5:00:42 PM  

UncleDirtNap: You'll find out when you're old subby.


Dude they're just eyebrows, trim them. Lotta beard trimmers these days come with a little attachment that takes unruly eyebrows from "I haven't left my house in 8 years" to "normal human being." It doesn't make them look waxed, it doesn't make them look drawn-on, it just gets rid of the nasty Sam Waterston-esque overgrowth.

And while we're at it, everybody trim that f*cking ear and nose hair as well FFS, nothing grosser than an old man with a f*cking tribble growing out of each head orifice.
 
2022-11-28 5:04:44 PM  
They're called 'Rooneys', subby. As in Andy Rooney:
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And this is why you get a wife. Mine trims mine every two or three weeks. I don't allow her to "sculpt" or "pluck", she just trims them, but I'd look like that by now if she didn't do it.
 
2022-11-28 5:05:55 PM  
He probably should've stayed away from the new "Law & Order" episodes. I mean, a paycheck is a paycheck, so I understand. But the new episodes are pretty bad. They are too rushed, and just...cheesy-as-hell. I mean, it was always cheesy, but it was good cheese. Now it's bad cheese.
 
2022-11-28 5:07:43 PM  

UncleDirtNap: You'll find out when you're old subby.


Do you get a special browser update when you turn 60?
 
2022-11-28 5:14:00 PM  

realmolo: He probably should've stayed away from the new "Law & Order" episodes. I mean, a paycheck is a paycheck, so I understand. But the new episodes are pretty bad. They are too rushed, and just...cheesy-as-hell. I mean, it was always cheesy, but it was good cheese. Now it's bad cheese.


The revival is awful. It feels like a film student had become comfortable enough with his production equipment that he wanted to stuff every L&O trope he could remember into a test of his current skill level. Sure, the student clearly has a reasonable amount of talent to be able to quickly make "Law and Order: Season N+1" but it's not watchable.
 
2022-11-28 5:23:21 PM  
Sam was amazing in Grace & Frankie.
 
2022-11-28 5:24:25 PM  
He needs to quit screwing around and get back to drawing "Calvin and Hobbes."
 
2022-11-28 5:28:15 PM  
He has old man IDGAF eyebrows. Plenty of my elderly male patients have wild eyebrows. It happens.
 
2022-11-28 5:46:52 PM  
He ordered and paid for the Eugene Levy package and he's damn sure going to get his money's worth.
 
2022-11-28 5:52:26 PM  
Well maybe you should be concerned with your own eyebrows! *wobbles head enthusiastically*
 
2022-11-28 6:02:05 PM  
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2022-11-28 6:03:58 PM  

Mikey1969: They're called 'Rooneys', subby. As in Andy Rooney:
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And this is why you get a wife. Mine trims mine every two or three weeks. I don't allow her to "sculpt" or "pluck", she just trims them, but I'd look like that by now if she didn't do it.


I thought they were called Scorseses.

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2022-11-28 6:07:49 PM  
CSB:
I was driving one day with the window down, enjoying the weather. Well, my hair was blowing into my eyes and aggravating me. Just as I was about to get all irritated, I remembered that I am bald and keep my hair buzzed short. It was my eye brows that had grown to rather long lengths while I wasn't paying attention. Instead of getting angry I had an amused chuckle.
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2022-11-28 6:26:16 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: He has old man IDGAF eyebrows. Plenty of my elderly male patients have wild eyebrows. It happens.


Yes, it happens. But only "elderly male patients" get a pass for allowing it to continue.
 
2022-11-28 6:54:46 PM  
I was like 87% sure he was dead
 
2022-11-28 6:57:41 PM  

covfefe: realmolo: He probably should've stayed away from the new "Law & Order" episodes. I mean, a paycheck is a paycheck, so I understand. But the new episodes are pretty bad. They are too rushed, and just...cheesy-as-hell. I mean, it was always cheesy, but it was good cheese. Now it's bad cheese.

The revival is awful. It feels like a film student had become comfortable enough with his production equipment that he wanted to stuff every L&O trope he could remember into a test of his current skill level. Sure, the student clearly has a reasonable amount of talent to be able to quickly make "Law and Order: Season N+1" but it's not watchable.


Yeah, that's a pretty good description of it. It's just...soulless.

The weird thing is how quickly the new episodes seem to fly by. Old episodes were the same length, but it *felt* like you were getting practically a whole 90-minute movie every time. The new ones...it feels like it's a half-hour show.

I've given up on it. I'm guessing it won't last much longer than another season.
 
2022-11-28 7:03:02 PM  
I went to the local chain haircut shop the other day. Without a word, after fading my sides, the stylist put her comb over my eyebrows and gave them a trim.

I think that's the rite of passage for entry into the category of "old person." Son of a biatch.
 
2022-11-28 7:20:08 PM  

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That's a Pakled.
 
2022-11-28 7:57:20 PM  
.He gave up Calvin and Hobbes for that show?!
 
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