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(Seattle Times)   When "get out and walk" is not an option, what are your passenger rights in space?   ( divider line
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252 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 28 Nov 2022 at 5:05 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-11-28 1:53:03 PM  
6 votes:
They ruin your view of the action if you misbehave.
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2022-11-28 2:25:00 PM  
3 votes:
[Oxygen, dihydrogen monoxide, or death star plans. Nobody rides for free]
2022-11-28 2:25:28 PM  
1 vote:
[No fat droids]
2022-11-28 4:44:03 PM  
1 vote:
A few verses of Vogon poetry usually does the trick.
2022-11-29 8:21:00 AM  
1 vote:
You have the right for your sleep casket to be drooled over by Chris Pratt.  You have the right for your sleep casket to be sold to aliens who want human bodies to experiment with (this was either Walter Jon Williams or maybe Stephan R. Donaldson's idea, and super creepy, selling a whole ship full of sleep caskets to aliens).

In science fiction, being wide awake on the ship may not be that much fun either.  (citation - literally all of the other sci fi stories)  I didn't read the article, but your actual rights are zilch when the food runs out (citation - Seveneves).

You have the right to fight for survival in a post-apocalyptic space hellscape.
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